DEATH RACE 2000
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| | Copyright 1978 New World Pictures.
| | Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'
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- Frankenstein - David Carradine! Dark and brooding racer, he is believed to be a myriad of replaced limbs.
- Machine Gun Joe - Sylvester Stallone! Racer with a classic gangster motif, except he stresses. A lot. Him and his ulcer say hi to a grenade.
- Annie Paine - Daughter of the rebel leader who is out to capture or kill Frankenstein, she falls in love with him instead.
- Myra - Joe's amazingly blonde navigator, helps him welcome the grenade.
- Calamity Jane - Crazed female driver, her car looks like a steer until it runs over a land mine.
- Matilda the Hun - Aryan poster girl, drives off a cliff.
- Nero the Hero - Hits an explosive baby, points zero.
- Junior Bruce - Hyper reporter, he won't stop campaigning for the race until Frankenstein runs him over.
- Grace Parker - Heavy female reporter, she's the kind who is everybody's "dear friend."
- Thomasina Paine - Leader of the resistance, Betsy Ross' daughter or something.
- The President - Emperor of America who loves us all. Run down by Frankenstein.
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David Carradine running around in a leather jumpsuit, what else could you want? Well, maybe somebody other than David Carradine in the jumpsuit, but then Stallone wouldn't have anyone to stress about.
In 2000 America has been rebuilt by one man, the President has become an emperor. With this power he created the Race. Every year violent role-playing psychopaths are placed behind the wheels of high performance killing machines and sent across the country. Their goal? Finish alive with the most points from running down as many pedestrians as possible and it's all perfectly legal. See a line of doctors and nurses on the sidewalk? Thump, thump, thump: 110 points.
Lucky for us there are rebels who believe in safe highways; led by Thomasina Paine they decide to fight back. You have to feel sorry for Nero, he makes to run over what seems to be a cute little toddler and it turns out to be a doll full of explosives. The rebels really want to get Frankenstein though, he's favored to win the race and a personal friend of the President.
Having planted Annie as Frankenstein's navigator they try to capture or kill him to no avail; he is a man on a mission. His right hand was removed, in the real thing's place is an artificial one with a grenade embedded in it. (Believe it or not, Carradine makes the "hand grenade" joke - I didn't even get a chance.) Frankenstein hates the President and his race more than anyone else and he knows the winner gets to shake hands.
Okay, the entertainment value of this movie should be obvious. People are getting churned into road mush left and right with sports reporters acting like it's the Super Bowl.
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- In the future marching bands suck.
- David Carradine is a little skinny to be the imposing evil guy.
- Every generation has one person who speaks like Howard Cosell.
- Don't try to play matador with a car.
- Blondes are not dumb; they are hard of hearing.
- If you love someone set them free, if they come back turn them into road kill.
- Stallone hates fly fishermen.
- People do not make effective speed bumps.
- David Carradine can kick Sylvester Stallone's ass.
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- 1 min - This title sequence does not bode well.
- 7 mins - Yo Adrian! (You knew that was coming, your friends knew that was coming, the door knew that was coming...)
- 25 mins - Pop goes the brain cavity!
- 26 mins - Hey, how about sitting up? Thank you!
- 26 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
- 37 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST CLERGY! Wait a minute, he just ran over the Pope!
- 44 mins - "Make fast my V1 rocket?"
- 52 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A VIOLIN!
- 56 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
- 59 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A PIT CREW!
- 76 mins - She's Batman! (Hehehehe!)
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| | Audio clips in wav format | SOUNDS | Starving actors speak out | |
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| File | Dialog |  | deathrace1.wav
| Junior: "Frankenstein, who lost a leg in 98, an arm in 99, with half a face and half a chest and all the guts in the world he's back! God only knows what he looks like under that mask, but he is back."
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| Junior: "Once again: Mr. President." The President: "I have made the United Provinces of America the greatest power in the known universe."
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| Harold: "Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein has a one hundred percent red-blooded American sense of humor."
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| Grace: "She was a great, dear friend of mine and I shall remember her forever howling down that freeway in the sky, knocking over...the angels."
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| Click for a larger image | IMAGES | Scenes from the movie | |
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| This takes some explaining and I'm not the man to do it, but here goes. Old people are worth mondo points, but the doctors and nurses are probably in their twenties or thirties and are worth much less as road kill (this all makes sense in a weird Kevorkian sort of way). By running over the individuals worth less points it shows Frankenstein has a sense of humor.
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Reply #17. Posted on March 21, 2002, 04:46:41 PM by bessie
This film is dreadful and should be banned. I cannot see the humour in running over children. Stallone should be beheaded. Chap rubbish.
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Reply #18. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Swamprat
Terrific movie! Another example of making crap the right way! Funny, fast, clever, and violent. David Caradine is one of the best Deadpan Delivery Camp actors there has ever been. This guy's also a geniune "good" actor. Catch him in "Bound For Glory" sometime. But like Karloff and Price and several other well known B stars he just seems to be swimming in his element in these tongue-and-cheek cheeseball films. The "Hand Grenade" scene is priceless! Herman the German went into politics by way of the Love Boat! Mary Woronov, a true B queen if ever there was one, is as campy and sexy as ever in this one...and she's a mean death car pedaling bitch! And Sly Stallone belongs here, his "A" features gag me. Paul Bartel made one of the best Roger Corman films of all time with this little beauty and I'm amazed that it hasn't picked up a much bigger cult following than it has over the years. Rent it, buy it, watch it with friends and-or car buffs. Throw popcorn at the screen and have a blast. I even remember the arcade video game that came out when the movies did. It was one of the first video games of its kind. Most pinball machines still had spin counters instead of digital readouts back then...that should tell you haw long ago this was. Movies like this one were still considered dirty by most standards and seldom played anywhere but at the drive-ins. I saw it with a carload of idiots for $1.75...bumber sticker night...as many people has you could stuff in a car for one admission price! Now that was the way to see these kind of movies! Inside the concession stand was the infamous video game machine, there for the week run of the film, 25 cents a play...couldn't get anywhere near it...more people played the game that night than actually stayed in thier cars and actually saw the movie. God...I hate getting old.
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Reply #19. Posted on July 06, 2002, 03:42:04 AM by Anonymous
Death Race 2000 was actually made in the year of 1975. Roger Corman used a low budget in this movie, but I like it anyway because David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone were the main actors.
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Reply #20. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Canadaphile
DR2000 is awesome, plain and simple. Complete gory violent mindless fun. It's amazing how many people have seen this movie and remember it (although many times the name of the movie eludes them). To this day, whenever pedestrians cross my car's path I mentally tally their point totals.
Oh, and to Bessie--maybe you don't see the "humour" in running over children, but I sure do ...
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Reply #21. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Beef Slapjaw
This movie gives me goofbumps! Word! I especially enjoy the reprter at the end of the movie screaming "violence! Violence!! VIOLENCE!!!" right before he becomes street pizza! Woo! Hoo!
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Reply #22. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Josh W.
I remember watching "Death Race 2000" when i was just a boy, (I think I was about 10 years old.) and I liked it ALOT!! My dad watched it with me and then we went out in the backyard and raced my R/C cars around and ran over "G.I. JOE" and "HE-MAN" toys. But, then my mom came home for the store and saw us 'killing' my toys and grounded me from the T.V. for two weeks. After that my dad got me a "Hot Wheels" (I think) Frankenstein's CAR!!! and was playing with that in the livingroom floor. Problem is I left it in floor when i was called to the dinningroom table. After dinner, my mom was walking to her bedroom barefoot and stepped on it, and the top is pointed and it cut her. SO she pick it up and throw it in the TRASH!!!! "I WANT MY "Frankenstein's CAR" BACK!!!!!
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Reply #23. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Bluebird
This movie is so bad it's good. Everyone should see this movie at least once. It's just way too funny. Hearing about the great pile up of '99 makes me laugh every time. A must see all the way. If you've ever heard anyone shout "old man 100 points!" or shouted it yourself while driving, Deathrace is where it all began.
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Reply #24. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by dave
Awesome movie....That and Rollerball (the original) make a great double feature.
BTW - I believe its Grace Pander, not Parker (joke there somewhere)
And I believe if you listen to the dialog, Frankenstein has no replaced limbs - its a new frankenstein every time. Am I wrong? He says to annie that he was raised to be the winner "this year." Its all part of the act. Also - I dont believe that after 15 (??) races he suddenly decides this year to kill Mr. P.
Theres a lot more political satire here than first meets the eye - I believe the story on which it was based was less of a comedy than the movie turns out to be. But I wouldnt change a thing in the movie - its perfect in its cheesiness and 70s flavor.
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