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DEMON WIND - 2 Slimes
Rated R
Copyright 1990 Demon Wind Productions Limited
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • Corey - A young man looking for the farm where his family was killed years ago.
  • Elaine - Corey's girlfriend, she wears panties with a red heart sewn over the left buttock.
  • Dell - Muscular, blonde, dumb guy who apparently owns Terri.
  • Terri - Dell's girlfriend, a huge step back for women's rights.
  • Jack - The token nerd with no combat abilites at all, he's the last to die of course.
  • Bonnie - Girls do find nerds attractive, really.
  • Chuck - Terri's old boyfriend who is a martial arts master, champion hackeysack player, and magician.
  • Styx - The other magician, tends to talk with his eyes closed.
  • Willie and Renee - Fodder.

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The Plot: 

Special effects that look like they were drawn on the film with a crayon along with masses of demonic nonsense, drop a cast into this including some dude wearing a magician outfit and you're all set. Even though it makes me thump my noggin I like the "kick the can" scene and when Corey suddenly turns into a bald elf! When the cast begins to thin out a carload of other people, who we had no idea were showing up, arrive. Look for the hologram box folks (yep, hologram cover) next time at the video store.

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Dropping a snowglobe on the floor will cause your house to explode.
  • Human skeletons naturally remain intact even when hanging from a cross.
  • Speaking Latin causes earthquakes.
  • Having Satan in the area is worse on car batteries than leaving your lights on all night.
  • When trapped in an otherworldly house, in the middle of the night, with a half naked demonic woman calling you - for pete's sake don't go outside.
  • Multiple gunshots will not wake your friends up.
  • When you start running low on friends the others, that you totally forgot about, will show up.
  • Shotguns hold about, oh twenty rounds. Pistols at least a dozen.
  • Possessed people continously spit up pancake batter.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 10 mins - Why is this girl pointing a stick at the car?
  • 12 mins - Corey is dreaming about talking to his dead grandmother, in the middle of the night, while he's naked at a gas station... ...oh to hear Freud's spin on this.
  • 21 mins - Corey says, "Oh yeah." but his mouth never moves.
  • 30 mins - Okay, everyone walk this way offscreen but don't look at the camera. I said don't look at the camera damn it!
  • 81 mins - Where the heck did Bonnie come from and why is that thing chowing on her?
  • 84 mins - Holy cow! Corey turned into a bald elf!
  • 92 mins - Hello? Sound guy, could we get some sound in here?
  • Ending Credits - I can't read them, at all. Must've been the sound guy's brother.

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note demonwind1.wav Waitress: "We have beer, Coke, water and goat's milk."
Green Music Note demonwind2.wav Elaine: "His thing's about this big."
Green Music Note demonwind3.wav Dell: "Skinny little chickenshit, I'll shove that Karate crap up your ass!"
Chuck: "Be my guest."
Green Music Note demonwind4.wav Dell: "Crazy! All of you! You're all crazy!"

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At first we think that the demon might eat Corey and Elaine, but then the special effects man steps in. That is, if you feel comfortable calling these effects "special."

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Re: Demon Wind
Reply #33. Posted on February 28, 2010, 10:59:30 PM by JPickettIII
I got this on VHS.  I personally like the movie.  Seen it at least 10 times.  Maybe I am sick in the head.  It is dumb, but that is why I like it.  I do have a few issues with it though.  What was the point of the scary redhead girl pointing the stick at the Jeep when our heroes were on the way to the farm.  My other issue is, what the #$&! did Corey become when he cast the spell.  I think that the spell made him more of a wimp than he already was.  That was ridiculous.  I also thought that it was funny that Corey and his lovely lady waste the daggers on the underlings.  In one part of the film Corey's dead friends were very afraid of the dagger.  They could have used this to keep the demons out of the house.  Oh, well.  This is a keeper for me.

Later,

John
Re: Demon Wind
Reply #34. Posted on March 07, 2010, 03:47:07 PM by Psycho Circus
I had the Demons Wind last night. Too many beers...  TongueOut
Re: Demon Wind
Reply #35. Posted on May 15, 2011, 11:03:23 AM by JPickettIII
I had the Demons Wind last night. Too many beers...  TongueOut

That is funny.  I came bake to look at the review and saw that.  I have Demon Winds every so often.  My wife says "My God", turns on the fan and they are exorcised.

Later,

John
Re: Demon Wind
Reply #36. Posted on March 08, 2013, 01:26:00 AM by Trevor
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92 mins - Hello? Sound guy, could we get some sound in here?
Ending Credits - I can't read them, at all. Must've been the sound guy's brother.

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