| WEBSITE | FILM REVIEWED | EXCERPT FROM THE REVIEW |
| Badmovies.org | Meridian | The Dwarf - Phil Fondacaro wearing renaissance clothing and brandishing a whip! Not since the reign of Louis XIV has a character of such style existed. |
| Cinema Suicide | Shakes the Clown | Pending. |
| Darksider's Realm | KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park | KISS has marketed everything from condoms to makeup kits but nothing can beat the pure oddity of this made for television movie. Find out what happens when KISS uses their "superpowers" to take on an evil ex-theme park employee. |
| Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension | Gorilla At Large | Despite the fact that Morse was found mangled in a gorilla containment area, Garrison seems interested in the fact that Joey is currently equipped with his own ape suit. This is a rather unconvincing element of the film, but the fact that Joey is supposedly under suspicion is what drives him to solve this and the other (oops, sorry) murders. |
| Side Order of Ninjas | Killer Klowns from Outer Space | There is one thing about the Klowns I didn't understand. They don't look funny. They've got a mean look about them and none of these people think anything about them. You'd think if a large number of wig wearing clowns with bad teeth started trashing a town, the people would do something. |
| The Tomb of Anubis | Carnival of Blood | What should come as a shock to no one, Tom's house is filled with stuffed animals and there's a very unsettling scene of the two having an awkward conversation about why Gimpy killed his childhood pet and why Tom doesn't have a girlfriend. Fortunately, the audio is so badly done that we can't hear parts of Gimpy's half of the conversation. |
| WTF Film | Big Top Pee Wee | The problems with BIG TOP PEE-WEE are wide-ranging and begin with the fact that director Randal Kleiser simply doesn’t have the same disturbingly talented mindset necessary for the material he’s working with. |
