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ORGAZMO - 3 Slimes
Unrated (There is an NC-17 version.)
Copyright 1997 Avenging Conscience, Kuzui Enterprises, and MDP Worldwide
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • Joe Young - Trey Parker! Idealistic and devout Mormon lad who becomes the super hero Orgazmo, able to use his "Orgazmirator" to um, stun opponents.
  • Lisa - Joe's fiancee, try imagining a Mormon valley girl. Gads.
  • Ben - Genius inventor who likes working in porn, he is Choda Boy, the faithful sidekick.
  • Dave - Matt Stone! Weird guy who works for Orbison, he seems to have some pent up feelings for other men.
  • G-Fresh - Sushi bar owner who is down with all dat.
  • Clark - Ron Jeremy! (As if a porn film wouldn't include him.) One of Orbison's hired goons, he is the villain Jizz Master Zero.
  • Saffi, Candi, Georgi, Nasuko, Haruko, and T-Rex - Female porn stars, Chaisey Lain and Julie Ashton are among them.
  • The Doctor - Just a quick cameo by Lloyd Kaufman.
  • A-Cup - Orbison's nephew and a royal prick, plays the ultimate rival Neutered Man.
  • Maxxx Orbison - Mean bastard who produces porn movies and uses people, ends up with his testicles amputated after having too many orgasms. (Oh boy is that a long story.)

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The Plot: 

Not everyone is going to get this movie quite like males in my general age bracket, say twenties to early thirties.

First of all it deals with porn films, some of the ahm, "in" jokes there are going to be lost on anyone not familiar with the genre. Secondly it involves an otherwise naive Mormon lad running around with a weapon attached to his arm that causes people to have orgasms. Not a devastating ray, but quite enough to distract someone he is fighting.

Elder Young managed to draw Los Angeles for his mission work, (this involves wandering house to house and annoying people with the idea their present religion isn't good enough) at the end of a thankless day he knocks on Maxxx Orbison's door and runs smack into destiny. (No, that's not a female porn star.)

The slut king was dying to find a tough guy for the leading role in his new film, watching Joe defeat a horde of goons convinces the producer that he has found the man to be Orgazmo. Lisa wants a wedding in the Salt Lake City Temple and Orbison's generous offer of twenty-thousand dollars is too good to be true, especially when told a stunt cock will be used for the sex scenes. (Down deep he's actually a real innocent.)

The movie ends up being a huge success, breaking all sorts of box office records and putting Joe into the adult film spotlight. Just about now Lisa shows up and finds out everything, but before she can haul her little pookie back to Utah the goons kidnap her. Armed with Ben's numerous phallic gadgets the pair are out to save the day.

The last five minutes break down a bit and seemed out of place, but everything preceding was well worth it. Last words my friends, this movie is a riot!

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Being a Mormon in Los Angeles is pretty tough.
  • Women with silicon breasts make "sprong" sounds.
  • It's difficult to take some guy seriously when he has a phallus strapped to his head.
  • Evil porn stars have sidekicks who wear whitie tighties and black masks.
  • Older women have it tough in the porn business.
  • You don't want to have sex with some woman named T-Rex.
  • If I ever turn to a life of crime please don't let some guy beat me up with a dildo.
  • Asian men are almost invulnerable.
  • It's also difficult to take some guy seriously when a dog is humping his leg.
  • Ron Jeremy is made out of porcelain.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 10 mins - What did grandma just say?
  • 12 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
  • 12 mins - Naked man's ass, ahhhhhhh!
  • 15 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A MORMON!
  • 19 mins - Dude, he's offering you a heap of money to have sex with busty women.
  • 33 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A TOOTHPICK!
  • 36 mins - "Hamster Style" kung fu?
  • 39 mins - I think a weapon which causes orgasms would be a very bad thing for two guys to have.
  • 46 mins - Nude mariachi band, I didn't need that.
  • 63 mins - Ahhhhh! Naked man's ass again!
  • 68 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST AN OFF SCREEN CAT!
  • 69 mins - You know, there are some interesting parallels between your situation and Little Big Horn.

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note orgazmo1.wav Joe: "Well what kind of movie is it?"
Maxxx: "It's an action-adventure-porno!"
Green Music Note orgazmo2.wav Lisa: "Jesus and I love you, Joe."
Joe: "Jesus and I love you too, Lisa."
Green Music Note orgazmo3.wav Dave: "Now I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."
Green Music Note orgazmo4.wav Joe: "I'm not a super hero; I'm a Latter Day Saint!"
Green Music NoteTheme Song Listen to a clip from the soundtrack.

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Video Cliporgazmo1.mpg - 3.0m
Joe and Ben decide to take a walk and test out the Orgazmirator. If this thing were ever commercially produced I imagine very little work would get done.

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Orgazmo
Reply #17. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by lili
I was "Trey Stoned" when I saw this film. Fantastic late night fun. Where is the sequel, boys?
Orgazmo
Reply #18. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by
I love this movie.  I wasn't really a South Park or Trey Parker fan until I saw Orgazmo.  It definately made me sit up and notice just how funny Trey and Matt are.  I even bought it.  Cannibal: The Musical is also well worth buying.
Orgazmo
Reply #19. Posted on November 23, 2003, 09:03:02 PM by
When i first saw this movie after my mom bought on video, after laughing her ass off after seeing it on late night tv, I LAGHED MY ASS OFF!!!. This is pure comedic gold, definetly a good late night film, if not the best ever. I reccomend it to anyone and everyone, GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
Orgazmo
Reply #20. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Phil Ouellette
I don't think I've seen a funnier movie since Orgazmo! I caught half of it on TMN (Canada's HBO) one day and frantically searched the tv-guide to see when it would be on next. I taped it and watched it a million times (excellent movie when you smoke a couple joints with the homies) then my stupid mother taped over it for her soap operas. Oh well, one day I will just have to download it or something, cause it is hillarious!
And yes, the cheese is on purpose, and that makes it even funnier. It wouldn't be as funny if it looked high-budget and if they edited anything.
And the thaught of the poor older women taking it Double-V and Double-A AAAAAAAAAAARGH! But still, very funny!
Orgazmo
Reply #21. Posted on September 12, 2004, 08:47:32 PM by GCRiotGurl
LMAO Orgazmo RAWX!!!!! Its one of the greatest comedies in the world ...Choada boy is GREAT ...and the sushi guy is awesome as well....but its the Mormon, Joe Young that gets me every time... TREY PARKER RAWX! This movie is truly one EVERYONE should have the pleasure of seeing again and again and again!!!!
Orgazmo
Reply #22. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM by sebulba
Respect. Orgazmo rocks. Give me more. Give me only this movie. Wargazm. And another one. And anoterh one. Ane another one. And another one. And another one. And...
I really regret living in Poland. We got all movies 4 years later :(
Orgazmo
Reply #23. Posted on December 15, 2004, 10:54:09 AM by One Pist off little man
Orgazmo was a great movie God Dammit! They made it look cheasy for laughs.
Orgazmo
Reply #24. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Money
the "RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST AN OFF SCREEN CAT" never gets old
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