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ORGAZMO - 3 Slimes
Unrated (There is an NC-17 version.)
Copyright 1997 Avenging Conscience, Kuzui Enterprises, and MDP Worldwide
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • Joe Young - Trey Parker! Idealistic and devout Mormon lad who becomes the super hero Orgazmo, able to use his "Orgazmirator" to um, stun opponents.
  • Lisa - Joe's fiancee, try imagining a Mormon valley girl. Gads.
  • Ben - Genius inventor who likes working in porn, he is Choda Boy, the faithful sidekick.
  • Dave - Matt Stone! Weird guy who works for Orbison, he seems to have some pent up feelings for other men.
  • G-Fresh - Sushi bar owner who is down with all dat.
  • Clark - Ron Jeremy! (As if a porn film wouldn't include him.) One of Orbison's hired goons, he is the villain Jizz Master Zero.
  • Saffi, Candi, Georgi, Nasuko, Haruko, and T-Rex - Female porn stars, Chaisey Lain and Julie Ashton are among them.
  • The Doctor - Just a quick cameo by Lloyd Kaufman.
  • A-Cup - Orbison's nephew and a royal prick, plays the ultimate rival Neutered Man.
  • Maxxx Orbison - Mean bastard who produces porn movies and uses people, ends up with his testicles amputated after having too many orgasms. (Oh boy is that a long story.)

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The Plot: 

Not everyone is going to get this movie quite like males in my general age bracket, say twenties to early thirties.

First of all it deals with porn films, some of the ahm, "in" jokes there are going to be lost on anyone not familiar with the genre. Secondly it involves an otherwise naive Mormon lad running around with a weapon attached to his arm that causes people to have orgasms. Not a devastating ray, but quite enough to distract someone he is fighting.

Elder Young managed to draw Los Angeles for his mission work, (this involves wandering house to house and annoying people with the idea their present religion isn't good enough) at the end of a thankless day he knocks on Maxxx Orbison's door and runs smack into destiny. (No, that's not a female porn star.)

The slut king was dying to find a tough guy for the leading role in his new film, watching Joe defeat a horde of goons convinces the producer that he has found the man to be Orgazmo. Lisa wants a wedding in the Salt Lake City Temple and Orbison's generous offer of twenty-thousand dollars is too good to be true, especially when told a stunt cock will be used for the sex scenes. (Down deep he's actually a real innocent.)

The movie ends up being a huge success, breaking all sorts of box office records and putting Joe into the adult film spotlight. Just about now Lisa shows up and finds out everything, but before she can haul her little pookie back to Utah the goons kidnap her. Armed with Ben's numerous phallic gadgets the pair are out to save the day.

The last five minutes break down a bit and seemed out of place, but everything preceding was well worth it. Last words my friends, this movie is a riot!

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Being a Mormon in Los Angeles is pretty tough.
  • Women with silicon breasts make "sprong" sounds.
  • It's difficult to take some guy seriously when he has a phallus strapped to his head.
  • Evil porn stars have sidekicks who wear whitie tighties and black masks.
  • Older women have it tough in the porn business.
  • You don't want to have sex with some woman named T-Rex.
  • If I ever turn to a life of crime please don't let some guy beat me up with a dildo.
  • Asian men are almost invulnerable.
  • It's also difficult to take some guy seriously when a dog is humping his leg.
  • Ron Jeremy is made out of porcelain.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 10 mins - What did grandma just say?
  • 12 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
  • 12 mins - Naked man's ass, ahhhhhhh!
  • 15 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A MORMON!
  • 19 mins - Dude, he's offering you a heap of money to have sex with busty women.
  • 33 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A TOOTHPICK!
  • 36 mins - "Hamster Style" kung fu?
  • 39 mins - I think a weapon which causes orgasms would be a very bad thing for two guys to have.
  • 46 mins - Nude mariachi band, I didn't need that.
  • 63 mins - Ahhhhh! Naked man's ass again!
  • 68 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST AN OFF SCREEN CAT!
  • 69 mins - You know, there are some interesting parallels between your situation and Little Big Horn.

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note orgazmo1.wav Joe: "Well what kind of movie is it?"
Maxxx: "It's an action-adventure-porno!"
Green Music Note orgazmo2.wav Lisa: "Jesus and I love you, Joe."
Joe: "Jesus and I love you too, Lisa."
Green Music Note orgazmo3.wav Dave: "Now I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."
Green Music Note orgazmo4.wav Joe: "I'm not a super hero; I'm a Latter Day Saint!"
Green Music NoteTheme Song Listen to a clip from the soundtrack.

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Video Cliporgazmo1.mpg - 3.0m
Joe and Ben decide to take a walk and test out the Orgazmirator. If this thing were ever commercially produced I imagine very little work would get done.

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Orgazmo
Reply #9. Posted on September 11, 2000, 11:03:21 AM by Hungy
... and CHOADA BOY!!  With one of the greatest theme songs of all time, this movie is almost undefeatable.  If you like movies, you'll like this.  Yes, it's that damned good.

~Hungy
Orgazmo
Reply #10. Posted on October 17, 2000, 06:43:01 AM by Rip Vanwinkle
Here is an addition, and possibly a shameless plug, concerning the movie. The song being played in the movie during the Orgasmo device being first used on the streets is by the band Ween, who while being listed in the credits the song was not included on the Orgasmo soundtrack.. (yes there is one) Ween has helped Trey with his band DVDA which did open for Ween out in california this year. Ween has also appeared on the SouthPark tv series, during Chef Aid, and has a great song on that soundtrack- The (homo) Rainbow.
And both Trey and Matt did a video for Ween over the summer and it should be on M2 during fall of 2k.
If you are interested in locating some DVDA material its best to search out the Ween fan sites on the net, as most of Weens fans are into DVDA these days as well.
Orgazmo
Reply #11. Posted on June 20, 2002, 06:59:49 AM by
I must agree with all the others. This film kicks ass here in Finland too! I had a chance to see it on dvd and I felt I was hit by an orgasmrator! Especially the title song is hilarious. Reminds me from the good old Dio-times.
Orgazmo
Reply #12. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by T$
This movie is awesome!!! "Let's See How You Like My COCK ROCKET!!". For all you tools not into porn out there Choad means CUM. So Choada boy means CUM BOY. This is the best underground comedy movie out there, besides Clerks (made right by my house). But alas Matt & Trey are lazy bastards, that is why it takes 6 months for new South Park episodes to start airing. The quality of that show is utter s**t as well. To Matt & Trey in the words of Homer Simpson (constantly played on-air by Opie & Anthony): BE MORE FUNNY!
Orgazmo
Reply #13. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Lestat
True, this is one of the best/funniest movies ever made... But also is 'BaseKetball', from Parker/Stone too!
If you guys don't know it already it's a fat-ass-recommendation from me now! :)

@symraine: Yeah, I 'feel' out of my chair too! *ohboy*
*scnr*
Orgazmo
Reply #14. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by B~Movie Queen
Has to be one of the funniest movies about the porn business, not to mention all the clichés that pop up every now & again. This movie gets five B~Movie Queen crowns for the "Stunt cocks".
Orgazmo
Reply #15. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by The MessiahMan
God, this film is hilarious!  ESPECIALLY that title tune!  "no...it's probably the titties!"  I nearly suffocate from laughter when I watch this flick.  Money well spent...but I can't wait for the DVD!
Orgazmo
Reply #16. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Broman
Your gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt!

Bah hahahahahaha! I love this movie.... it's a cult classic around here...

I've only seen the editted version with no female nudity... but all the same this is one of the best comedys I've ever seen....

-Broman
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