RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
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| Rated R
| | Copyright 1985 Orion Pictures
| | Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'
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- Freddy - Young guy who just started working for a medical supply company, things look bright until he turns into a zombie.
- Frank - The Pathmark guy! For a man he certainly screams a lot. Cremates himself.
- Burt - Owner of the medical supply company, actually kicks some zombie butt with several weapons. (Lead pipe, pickax, and a baseball bat.) Vaporized by a nuclear explosion.
- Ernie - Dedicated mortician who loves classical German music and his pearl handled pistol. Nuked.
- Tina - Freddy's girlfriend, she spends the film pretty much freaking out about him turning into a zombie. Nuked.
- Spider - Levelheaded (For the most part.) member of young punk gang. Nuked.
- Suicide - Big guy with lots of piercing, eaten by Old Mushy.
- Trash - Linnea Quigly! Freaked out punk girl who wears leg warmers for most of the film. (And that's about it.) Eaten by old men.
- Casey and Chuck - She has big hair and he's a dweeb, nuked.
- Col Glover - Army officer who has been searching for the contaminated barrels for fourteen years.
- Scuz - Fodder member of the gang.
- Old Mushy - My favorite zombie, he's the one which was actually sealed in the tank (his real name is "The Tarman"). Loses his head.
- The Zombies - Any corpse which comes in contact with this strange chemical, almost impossible to destroy.
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| "Send more paramedics..." ...Hehe! This movie, which puts a twist on Night of the Living Dead, is full of grisly images and humor. If you can appreciate the humor involved with a pack of zombies munching police officers, then grabbing the radio and asking for backup. Everything starts out with Frank showing the FNG a group of barrels stored in the basement. Seems that they contain bodies, the U.S. Army had cleaned up a chemical spill and put all the contaminated parts into the barrels, due to a small mistake in shipping the darn things arrived at Burt's warehouse. Barrels, filled with toxic chemicals and rotting bodies show up on the doorstep, what would you do? Burt kept them. Bad Burt. Frank just has to slap one of the things to prove how sturdy it is and gas floods out, both guys drop like stones while the vapors permeate everything. They do not wake up in Oz, it's still the same drab warehouse, but now the split dogs (Veterinary thing.) and frozen cadavers are running amok. Burt's bright idea number two is cremating the zombies, when rain contaminated by the smoke starts soaking the graveyard all heck breaks loose. On the off chance you didn't read the character descriptions, don't grow attached to anyone, they're either zombie chow or fallout. Even Trash, she has the misfortune of experiencing her greatest fear, being stripped down naked and eaten by old men. Not that nudity frightens her, I'm still trying to decide if the girl was wearing a leotard carefully blended with her skin or if she was darn good with a mirror and razor. |
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- Corpses can get freezer burn.
- Chemical companies conduct most of their R&D in hospitals.
- The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers is overrated.
- If there is one single graveyard not to play around in, it's called "Resurrection Cemetery."
- Lysol covers up unpleasant zombie odors.
- Nudists hate acid rain.
- Eyes are the last body part to rot.
- Zombies pioneered mosh pits.
- Brains are like Novocain for zombies.
- Ex boyfriends are even more annoying when they're dead.
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- 1 min - Well that is a twis. This is all true?
- 5 mins - It's the 80s!
- 9 mins - I wonder who is on the other end of that 1-800 number these days?
- 18 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST HALF A DOG!
- 21 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
- 38 mins - I am guessing that rain clouds seeded with those chemicals are a very bad thing.
- 62 mins - Scuz, do not get so close to the window. Oops!
- 77 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A CHEAP PAINTING!
- 80 mins - Have fun!
- 87 mins - They nuked Kentucky! What took so long?
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- Burt: "One question Frank: this guy screaming in here, you're sure he's a dead cadaver?"
Frank: "Let's open the door and find out!" Burt: "No that's all right, Frank. I'll take your word for that."
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| | Audio clips in wav format | SOUNDS | Starving actors speak out | |
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| File | Dialog |  | returndead1.wav
| Frank: "International treaty, all skeletons come from India." Freddy: "No kidding, how come?" Frank: "How the hell do I know. 'how come?' the important question is, where do they get all the skeletons with perfect teeth?"
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| Trash: "Do you ever fantasize about being killed?"
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| Ernie: "What the hell is in those bags?" Burt: "Rabid Weasels." Ernie: "What? What the hell are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?" Burt: "That's what I was trying to explain to you, they came in as part of a shipment, of course they weren't supposed to be rabid."
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| Zombie: "Brains, brains, brains!"
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| Click for a larger image | IMAGES | Scenes from the movie | |
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| Suicide's heart was in the right place here; he is trying to save Tina. Unfortunately his brain is in the right place too...for Mushy to eat it.
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Re: Return of the Living Dead
Reply #57. Posted on December 07, 2007, 08:01:04 PM by Patient Zero
Now why do these "zombies" just eat the brains in this movie?
That's actually explained by the female half-zombie on the operating table. You see, Trioxin-produced zombies are very different from their romero-derived counterparts. They can feel themselves rot, and their joints ache due to rigor mortis. They live in a constant state of pain, "the pain of being dead," in her words. There is a chemical in human brain matter that, when consumed, makes the pain go away for a period of time. Translation: Brains are zombie painkillers. And: WHEN DID ZOMBIES LEARN HOW TO RUN? Again, these aren't romero zombies here. Trioxin zombies retain all of their memories, intelligence, reasoning ability, and mobility. In short, they're just like us, only dead. The only reason why they're motivated to eat brains is the aforementioned painkiller effect. Otherwise, they could theoretically be functioning members of society.
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Reply #58. Posted on March 04, 2008, 09:17:50 AM by TimFromLouisvilleKY
I absolutely love this movie...Can't wait for "Diary of the Dead." I got into this movie by fluke and surprised to see they nuked my hometown. Why does everyone want to blow up my home state?
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Reply #59. Posted on April 23, 2008, 10:27:17 PM by T S 98 lbs
I remember Mark Venturini from the wrestling team at West Leyden High School. He wrestled 167 lbs varsity and was pretty good. I remember one time at the end of a tough loss he swung his arm down in disgust and his head gear flew off and the ref thought he threw it down. Also in that 67 GTO he had, he slid on ice and crashed into my step-dad's car. Paid cash for the repair. We would go to Ozzies and get our sandwiches before the Friday away wrestling meets all the time. Had a friend that lived across from Mark's parents house back in 1989. Went over to that person's house on a brand new Harley and Mark came out and asked if he could take it for a spin. I said no because I just got it. Feel like a jerk now. Mark was a great guy and I don't know what made me think of him. Just reminiscing.
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Reply #60. Posted on July 28, 2008, 10:38:54 PM by More Brains
I remember seeing this movie when I was eight years old and sleeping with a night light till I was 27. Ok, maybe just a few weeks but this movie scared me, fascinated me, and made me a zombie movie buff till this day. Spider and Suicide were awesome. Zombies whom ran like Carl Lewis, talkd and ate human brains...heck yeah!!! Burt was hilarious! Best line was either "I hit the f--king brain!!" or "Why don't you open up the door and ask him Burt?"..."Nah, I'll take your word for it."
The Tarman is the best and funkiest zombie ever with the coolest walk. I can still hear Suicide yelling! Also Tarman's tongue, eyes and teeth were the creepiest! The movie made me think twice of walking through graveyards at night and I hope girls learn from Trash and keep their clothes on when it rains.
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Reply #61. Posted on September 21, 2008, 12:33:59 AM by kEETH
ROTLD is by far my favorite movie of all time, all genres included.I seen some other movies I absolutly love, like SHAWN OF THE DEAD, PEE WEES BIG ADVENTURE, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, FIGHT CLUB, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, GOODFELLAS, NIGHT OF THE CREEPS, KUNG FU HUSTLE, and many more, but still I find myself looking for a movie to top ROTLD. If anyone has seen such a movie(taking into account my strange choice of favorites) that anywhere compares to or surpasses my love for THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, please email the title. KRBARB@GMAIL.COM
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Reply #62. Posted on April 25, 2009, 08:44:11 AM by aaron
truely underappreciated actor :/ i think he would have eventually been able to play lead roles, as his acting was the only display in ROTLD that was REALLY convincing (except maybe Spider).
do any of his friends know how long he was sick for and what kind of signs he showed during the early symptoms? id just like to know more about his illness and how it could cut down someone so big, strong, and healthy looking like that...did he smoke or have a family history of it?
the reason im so overly interested is because im 6'2 and 170 lbs...about the same size he was, and i kind of look like him...ive had alot of people tell me that we are almost identical...and that was actually the basis on which led me to see the movie. i know that cancer doesnt quite work like that (if you look like or have similar features to someone who has cancer you could also be at risk), but i also understand that no one really knows how cancer works...which makes me kinda concerned.
ive thought about calling his parents store ozzies and briefly discussing it with them in a very modest and understanding manner...but i dont know their feelings on the subject and if they would be offended or too taken off guard to speak with me...but im from rockford illinois, about 2 hours away from where he grew up
either way, RIP and i hope someone see's this and can atleast write something. ive always felt a special bond with this guy since i saw the movie back in about 1999
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Reply #63. Posted on April 25, 2009, 08:47:33 AM by aaron
oh...i didnt realize how long the topic was.
i was referring to mark venturini (aka suicide)
sounds kinda obsessive, but i REALLY look like this guy and its not a good feeling to know the one guy you found you look like in hollywood died at age 35 (and you're 25)
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Re: Return of the Living Dead
Reply #64. Posted on April 29, 2009, 02:35:49 PM by Circus Circus
oh...i didnt realize how long the topic was.
i was referring to mark venturini (aka suicide)
sounds kinda obsessive, but i REALLY look like this guy and its not a good feeling to know the one guy you found you look like in hollywood died at age 35 (and you're 25)
Best just to read this then; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leukemia
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