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SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY - 1 Slime
Rated R
Copyright 1987 Urban Classics
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • Daria - Slave girl from beyond infinity who has some tig old bitties.
  • Tisa - The other slave girl from beyond infinity who is a bit more average.
  • Zed - A hunter living on a remote planet. He loves to hunt other humans.
  • Rik - Just this guy, he has sex with Daria once and says, "If I die now, I die a happy man." bad move buddy, real bad.
  • Sheila - Rik's sister who dies, it's Brinke Stevens and though seeming to die more often than Bill Paxton she get's naked in a flash. You gotta respect that...
  • Vak and Kzel - Zed's robots, must've been bought used or on sale.
  • Mutant Alien Thing - You require any further description?

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The Plot: 

Secretly taped conversation between the producer and writer of this movie follows:

Okay, okay - so there are these two concubine slave girls. Yeah, and um, and they escape! Yes! And they steal a shuttle and get away, but have to crash land on this planet see. Oh, and I read this story about a guy who hunts people called "The Most Dangerous Game." Yeah, I read that! So there's a castle on the planet and the guy living there makes people crash land then hunts them? Exactly, let's get some girls with big breasts... (end of tape)

Well, that's how I think it would go. While it might be graded low, teenage males will love this movie.

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Manacles are polarized.
  • Computers require you wear a rubber glove to access the keypad.
  • Locked doors never get in the way of plot points.
  • Women always wander around castles at night in something sexy.
  • Slave girls are expert spacecraft pilots, can set traps with the best of them, and know ancient hieroglyphics like the back of their hand.
  • Mahogony trees are common across the universe.
  • You can duck a laser bolt.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 9 mins - That laser kind of shot out at the wrong angle...
  • 13 mins - She just climbed out of the surf and her hair is dry?
  • 19 mins - Is that a stuffed Woolly Mammoth?
  • 28 mins - They wanted air so they walked ten feet away.
  • 42 mins - She's coming on to a robot. And it's responding?
  • 47 mins - Really steamy sex scene considering she's wearing underwear.
  • 63 mins - Zed, the expert hunter who avoids the hidden pitfall, walks into an unconcealed stake.
  • 77 mins - A line stolen from "This Island Earth!"

Quotes: 

  • Daria: "He is history now."
    Tisa: "History has a way of repeating itself."
    Daria: "Oh yeah?"

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note slavegirls1.wav Rik: "I've heard alot about you."
Daria: "Nothing good I hope."
Green Music Note slavegirls2.wav Tisa: "Hurry back, if you two get yourselves killed out there you'll have me to answer to."
Green Music Note slavegirls3.wav Vak and Kzel having a dysfunctional conversation - you just have to hear it.
Green Music Note slavegirls4.wav Daria: "If, if, I'm sick of ifs! If life wasn't so cruel everything would be beautiful! Life doesn't care! Look at this jungle, everything in it survives by killing something else!"

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Video Clipslavegirls1.mpg - 2.6m
Things were confusing enough as it was, but just to make sure you're completely lost the script has this weird mutant thing running loose. The mace? I don't know either, first time I saw the blasted thing.

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Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #1. Posted on February 22, 1999, 12:39:33 PM by Warren H.
This movie isn't deserving of even one slime.  It's a skull through and through.  One thing that should be added to "Things I Learned From This Movie" is that if you fire deadly sonic blasts in a 360 degree pattern, the shot that doesn't echo back will lead you to the way out.
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #2. Posted on March 09, 1999, 03:05:14 PM by tateewc@msn.com
Hi guys, I was the Alien Mutant Thing in the film, "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity", and it was officialy supposed to be a, "Alien Zombie", but the production could only afford to get an old coat and a set of "Alien hands", and an "Alien" face mask, so if you look really hard at the feet when I surprise the two in the "Jungle", you will see a set of New Balance running shoes!  Also working as; set painter, set builder, production assistant, sometimes boom man, the only person the studio (Empire) would trust to go down to the bank every week and pick up the cash to pay everyone and actually bring it back to the set (Ex-military), the person who told them how to set that really stupid booby trap that nails "Zed's" leg (And it was really stupid!), the person who told them NOT to load the real crossbows used on the set (Walls like paper, 150 pound pull crossbows, see the problem.), and the all around set slave (as most of us crew members/extras were on the set!), because we did everything!  The production only had $90,000 to make the film and when it didn't get made for that (Only about 45 minutes of film ready for edit), we got $30,000 to do two weeks of re-shoot to complete the film.  Yes $30,000 for EVERYTHING, and we not only did it, we came in under budget!  Pretty scary huh!  It was an interesting experience to say the least.  But probably everyone in Hollywood has their own horror story of their own early films. I took many photos on my own during the production including the only full cast/crew shots as we wrapped, and had the pleasure of giving copies to several of the cast and crew members after we wrapped.  I still have all of the originals stored away in fact (The photos, not the cast and crew members!). I have two credits on the film, one crew and one, "Alien Zombie", ahhh such is fame! Cordially,  Fred Tate
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #3. Posted on June 19, 1999, 05:34:31 AM by djoltes@ibm.net
Butbutbutbut...you forgot the best of all the quotes from this eminently-forgettable flick!
"She sacrificed herself for me...gee, fate sure does weave a twisted tapestry."
Yep, waste of good celluloid it was, but great for  a "Bad Movie Night" party.
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #4. Posted on February 03, 2000, 02:18:58 PM by Paul H.
I have now seen at least five versions of "the deady game"  (I like that story) And this isn't the worst or the best.  (gymkata is the worst and best)

Production value and lighting is a problem. (see Tates comments) So it isn't as "classy or slick" as many b.movies.  However, many movies are much worse.  The actors mix fairly well in this movie and at least try to pretend that they are making a movie.  However it had the potential to be a great movie and thats why it is disappointing.  (what happened to the footage from the first 90,000?)

Only 2 green globs (and thats the low side of 2 but better than a one).  Worth seeing at least once.  (hey it kicks _Caged Heat 3000_'s ass)
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #5. Posted on September 12, 2000, 03:11:29 PM by Mike Berkey
Sad to say, but I really enjoyed that movie.  The line when they escaped was classic:  "Hey, what if we reverse the polarity on these handcuffs?"
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #6. Posted on September 30, 2000, 11:58:59 AM by Melvin Junko
I watched this revered piece of trash last night. can't say i was too pleased, and it played far too much like a porn film, only without all the sex it should have had. the two heriones of the film were the dumbest people I have ever seen, a spectacular feat, I think. I am only troubled in how I would review this film. At times I think I think it only deserves a skull, but at others, because it was likely the most ludicris film I have ever seen, I think I deserves five slimes and praise. Slave girls have boobies.
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #7. Posted on December 20, 2000, 01:20:45 PM by Quint
my boss sent this link to me this morning. apparently he worked on this film way back when. he constructed a number of those crappy lazer rifles, worked as the robot/monster wrangler, and even shot some of the scenes. i almost killed myself laughing when i watched the quicktime avi. you should all thank him for his excellent work. and when he reads this, he will see that i greatly admire and  appreciate the talent that goes into something like this. bravo.
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #8. Posted on February 28, 2001, 05:56:24 AM by Lasse
This is a very awful movie, the story sucks, the actors sucks, sce scenory sucks. Its very boring and U fall asleep all the time, fastforward was the best thing about this movie...
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