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20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH - 3 Slimes
Rated PG
Copyright 1957 Columbia Pictures
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 2 February 2003

The Characters:  

  • The Ymir - In all honesty, this, the "monster," is the protagonist. Taken from its home planet, the creature eats sulfur and is docile unless poked. It only wants to be left alone, but people and dogs insist on doing the one thing that annoys a Ymir. That is right; they poke it.
  • Col. Calder - Avid smoker with a short temper, but this is the man who was chosen to lead the Venus expedition.
  • Marisa - Young woman who is "almost a doctor." She likes abusive and abrasive men.
  • Dr. Leonardo - A biologist and Marisa's grandfather. Right after discovering a new species, he is ready for bed.
  • Dr. Uhl - He is employed in some manner by the Department of Defense. Perhaps his degree is in chemistry?
  • Gen. McIntosh - Stick this actor in a lineup and tell someone, "Point out the general or admiral." He will be the first choice.
  • Pepe - Annoying kid who is responsible for most of the movie's drama. Loves Texas in his own, misguided way.
  • Police Commissioner Unte - He believes in shooting first and continuing to shoot until it is dead.
  • A farmer and Carlo the dog - They should not have poked the Ymir.

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The Plot: 

A number of Sicilian fisherman are hauling in their empty nets when a huge rocketship crashes into the ocean. Two of the alarmed men overcome their fear and row out to the half-submerged wreck. They rescue two people, one of them Col. Calder, before the rocket begins to sink. Judging from the angle, it appeared to be embedded in the sea floor. Why did it suddenly start to sink? Anyway, the ship had traveled to Venus and back. The mission was top secret and the public is not informed of the achievement until later.

Of interest for other fans of classic science fiction: the rocket looked like one of the space arks from "When Worlds Collide."

Anxious fisherman and Commissioner Unte tend to the survivors, the latter urgently requests for a doctor. Meanwhile, Pepe spots a cylinder that washed ashore. The little brat hides it in a cave and subsequently opens the container. Inside is what appears to be a huge booger. A vague shape suggests that some sort of animal is encased in the gelatin. Pepe promptly takes the booger to Dr. Leonardo. The old biologist has been paying the urchin for unusual sea life caught in the nets. Yeah, anything brought back on a rocketship is going to be unique. Leonardo immediately pays two hundred lira for the oddity; the kid never mentions the rocket, nor the cylinder.

I have to point something out here. The entire blame for a number of deaths, human, canine, and the Ymir, can be placed squarely on Pepe's head. If, rather than being a greedy child, he had immediately turned the container over to the Commissioner, none of what follows would have happened.

Marisa was summoned to help with the crash survivors and soon runs afoul of Calder's temper. The other man, Dr. Sharman, is near death. The Colonel still insists on shaking him awake, an action that Marisa tries to discourage. The discourteous officer calls her a nurse and pesters the dying man until he expires.

Back at Leonardo's, the Ymir eventually wakes up and claws its way out of the gelatin. The creature frightens Marisa, while Dr. Leonardo is amazed. He locks it in a cage and is surprised the next morning. The creature more than doubles in size overnight! There is only one thing to do with such a fantastic find. The old man and his granddaughter pack their belongings and head for Rome.

General McIntosh arrives at the sleepy village and immediately begins offering big rewards for anyone who finds the lost cylinder. The specimen from Venus is considered the most important part of the expedition. Pepe, hearing the word "lira," immediately shows the Americans where he left the empty container and tells them to whom he sold the contents. Before the search begins for Dr. Leonardo, McIntosh gives the brat his money.

How is that for a moral? Do the wrong thing - get paid twice.

After several hours of bouncing around in a towed cage, the Ymir is both larger and upset. It scares Marisa again, then breaks out of the cage and flees into the woods. The creature is wonderfully animated. It stalks across the screen and never seems to sit still. If the head is not turning, then the tail is lashing. I have always had a special fondness, out of Harryhausen's many wonders, for the Ymir. It is just so cool looking. And gentle, the "beast" would not hurt a lamb (unless the walking mutton poked it first).

The military types soon locate Dr. Leonardo. Calder finds the time to insult Marisa once more before the group begins searching for the Ymir. They almost capture it in a barn, but it escapes. One man is seriously injured in the chaos and Unte immediately decides that the alien is dangerous and must be destroyed. The rocketship commander has other, less lethal, ideas in mind. One is how to capture the Ymir, the other is that dating a woman who is willing to take his crap might be fun. Marisa and Bob (Calder's first name) start making eyes at each other.

Pursued by trigger-happy Italians on the ground and menaced by low flying American helicopters, it is surprising that the Venusian stops to eat the sulfur dropped as bait. A net is dropped over the Ymir and electric generators are attached. The current knocks the creature unconscious. It is taken to Rome, where the phenomenal growth continues.

The primary reason that the United States government wanted the creature captured was to find out how it survived in Venus' toxic atmosphere. A number of men on the expedition died after exposure to Venus, despite advanced respirators. The Ymir's internal workings are studied, revealing no major organs! The reason it was resistant to gunfire is that its circulatory and respiratory systems are not centralized. The Ymir is a web of connected vessels, with dense filters in the tubes that carry air.

An unfortunate accident at the research facility cuts the electric power. The Ymir, now sixteen feet tall, wakes up and knocks down a wall to get free. The Venusian is not happy. (How would you like to be sedated with electric current?) Even on a rampage, it probably would not have harmed anyone or anything unless provoked. First an elephant, that screams like a pterodactyl, attacks, then the military chases it through Rome. Grenades, rifles, and tanks are used. Cornered atop the Coliseum, the suffering visitor from another world is finally killed.

I genuinely felt sorry for the Ymir (it is never called such in the film, but this is its name). Watching "20 Million Miles to Earth" as a child, it was monumentally sad when the creature fell from atop the ancient Roman structure and laid still amidst the broken stone.

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Inside the Pentagon, models of the solar system double as fire alarms.
  • Gelcaps were originally developed to transport biological specimens.
  • Do not squeeze anyone named Sharman; it might kill them.
  • Motor homes are not common in Italy.
  • The best way to poke something, that does not like to be poked, is with a wooden pole.
  • Italian police squads are equipped with flamethrowers. (Probably for "crowd control.")
  • There are three responses to danger: fight, flight, and feed.
  • Rampaging creatures from Venus are an archeologist's worst nightmare.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 11 mins - No Gerra on that map...
  • 35 mins - "I hate this cage. And you had better not poke me, or else!"
  • 39 mins - Hahahaha! Chicken chucker!
  • 44 mins - "I am sick and tired of you idiots poking me!"
  • 51 mins - Venusian sniffing dogs. Who would have guessed?
  • 58 mins - Well, nobody ever said that reporters were geniuses.
  • 72 mins - Looks like the chow hall will be serving fish for dinner tonight.
  • 80 mins - Ouch.
  • 81 mins - "Stop poking... ...Rosebud..."

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note ymir1.wav McIntosh: "Rate of descent still thirty-five hundred feet per minute. I'm sorry, doctor, that puts her right down with the fish."
Uhl: "What makes me sick inside is that they were so close. So very, very close. They made it there and almost made it back."
Green Music Note ymir2.wav Pepe: "With the two hundred lira I can purchase the hat from Texas. Please, may I have my money now?"
Green Music Note ymir3.wav Calder and Marisa having an argument. This is an average conversation between the pair.
Green Music Note ymir4.wav Calder: "On Venus we discovered, quite by accident, that these creatures are extremely susceptible to electric shock and that controlled voltage can paralyze them. Now, if we can have two helicopters and a squad of armed paratroopers, we might be able to drop an electrically charged, wire net on the beast."

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Video Clipymir1.mpg - 2.2m
"Nobody will get hurt, unless they poke me. Owwww! That is it! I am going to kick your butt from here to my home planet! How do you like this? Does it feel good? Does it feel like being stabbed with a pitchfork?"

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20 Million Miles to Earth
Reply #1. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by mbpalme
Ymir looks like the Kraken from "Clash of the Titans"...
20 Million Miles to Earth
Reply #2. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Jensen
Ymir's cool. High quality stop-motion!
20 Million Miles to Earth
Reply #3. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Sky Deviler
Ah yes, another masterpiece from the that stop-motion wizard, Ray Harryhausen. The Ymir is a truly memorable creature(I don't think I'll ever forget the scene where it's being torched by the tanks near the pillars), and back then the plot was not as horrendously overused as it is these days. I've always been a big fan of Harryhausen's work, and this film is something I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching(I taped it off that "Ray Harryhausen Week" event on Sci-Fi) P.S. I read in The Book Of The Subgenius that this is one of the films that Bob appears in. If anyone spots him, let me know where he is!
20 Million Miles to Earth
Reply #4. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by John
I'm with MBPALME on this one. It definitely reeks of the Kraken. Harryhausen did such great animation. Like in the movie "Jason and the Argonauts" or the Sinbad movies.

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20 Million Miles to Earth
Reply #5. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Steve Bentley
I have to agree that this is some of Harryhausens best work.  I think the pathos created for the Ymir is just as powerful as O'Brien created for King Kong.  Now that someone has suggested Clash of the Titans for review, I have to ask...Anybody ever see Valley of Gwangi?  I think that one would make for a good review as well.
20 Million Miles to Earth
Reply #6. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Squishy
Looking at the IMDB entry, I was shocked to see Pepe was played by Bart Braverman, who is still active in Hollywood. He was the annoying reporter who pokes around once too often in "Alligator." (I wanted to put "Pepe" and the Li'l Bastard from "The Black Scorpion" in a bag a whale on them with a stick. Forget the Kenny: the Pepe is the most annoying force in the universe.)
20 Million Miles to Earth
Reply #7. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by AlphaWoolf
As with so many of Harryhausen's films, the animated creature is the best, most believable actor in the picture.  The Ymir is one of his best creations, and the sympathy he invokes undercuts the rest of the "army guys track monster" story.  As presented here, much of the Italian countryside strongly resembles Southern California.  Once things get to Rome, though, Harryhausen sets up many nice shots of Ymir among the Roman ruins.  Harryhausen must have it in for elephants - Gwangi later fights and kills one too.  The ending is a wonderful Roman version of King Kong's finale.  Unfortunately, unlike Kong this movie has to really entirely on Harryhausen's actor for any emotional impact.  After the military-types off the poor creature the "hero" just skips across the street to go on a date!  Feh!  Drop the army guys off the top of the Coliseum and let Ymir go home with the girl - he deserves a break!
20 Million Miles to Earth
Reply #8. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Ludovico
I haven't seen that movie, but really want you now that I know that Harryhausen worked on it.  And the Ymir does look so much like the Kraken, in fact he looks like a mix between Calibos and the Kraken.  "Clash of the Titans" was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid.  It would be great if someone write a review on it here.  It's one of the great inspired bad movies of all time.  
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