Bush on the Phone

[Ash]

What could former president Bush or the person on the other end of the line be saying?

"Ooohh yeah...  That's hot!  Now tell me what you'd do to me!"

[Leah]

yeah, so that's 18Lbs of crack for me and 100Lbs for Cheney

[sprite75]

Bart Simpson: Which way does the water turn in your toilets when you flush them?
Bush: I didn't realize the toilets flushed up here.

[retrorussell]

(Bush giggles to himself after dialing number)
"Hello, this is Frank's Bowling Lanes.  Can I help you?"
Bush: "Yeah.  How big are your balls?" (giggles some more)
Frank: "They weigh from 5 pounds to 16 pounds."
Bush: "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU WALK?!!"
(Laughs hysterically, then hangs up phone)

[Leah]

What could former president Bush or the person on the other end of the line be saying?

Torgo: Hello?
Bush: What is your advice?
Torgo: Go f**k yourself
Bush: Where?
Torgo: In the ass

[Mr. DS]

"Hello President Obama...is a Hugh Gass there?  No?  Well look on your wife."   (hangs up)

[AndyC]

"I don't know. I think I might have Aunt Jemima by the box. Let me ask the cook."

[BlackAngel75]

The cow says, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[AndyC]

Raffi really did call the White House on his bananaphone.

[paula]

"I don't know. I think I might have Aunt Jemima by the box. Let me ask the cook."

box...you are on fire lately!

[Leah]

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