THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BAD MOVIES.

[jimpickens]

A single shotgun blast will blow a hole in person that you can see through or cause ones guts to spill a head shot from a 243 rifle will explode a human head like a ripe watermelon.   

[LilCerberus]

A tin flask is an excellent alternative to a bulletproof vest.

[Pacman000]

Melting Ice will fall to the bottom of the ocean.

[Ted C]

Barrels of liquor are highly explosive.

[Chainsawmidget]

Barrels of liquor are highly explosive.

As are cars. 

In fact, if you're ever in a car accident, you need to get away from the car as quick as possible, because it will explode. 

[Alex]

Tentacles are never a good thing.

[Pacman000]

Barrels of liquor are highly explosive.

As are cars. 

In fact, if you're ever in a car accident, you need to get away from the car as quick as possible, because it will explode. 

Assuming that it hasn't already done so.

[Ted C]

Tentacles are never a good thing.

They are especially frightening when used as spears.

[Ted C]

    Fred Williamson CANNOT die- shoot him, blow him up, he'll still be puffin' on that cigar, glaring at you....you should be running.

Unless he turns into a vampire.

[Ted C]

6. No fuses.
Every time there's a power surge on the Enterprise the various stations and consoles explode in a shower of sparks and throw their seatbelt-less operators over Picard's head. If we could get Giordi to stop reversing the polarity for a minute, we could get him to go shopping at the nearest Starship parts store and pick up a few fuses. And while he's shopping, he could stop at an intergalactic IKEA and pick up a few chairs for the bridge personnel. If you're going to put me in front of a fuseless exploding console all day, the least you could do is let me sit down.

From Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek

But... but... standing workstations are supposed to be healthy...

[Ted C]

The Bowie Knife existed long before Jim Bowie was even born.

Jim got his somewhere.

[AoTFan]

You can dive/get thrown through plate glass and not get a single cut!

Most psychologists are actually serial killers.

Cops are usually paired by their eating preferences, one's usually a health nut, the other less so.  Health Nut will usually look at his partner's meal and say something, "Uh... how can you EAT that?"

Zombies, despite having little to no brain power to speak of, have a great sense of dramatic timing and will do things like crouch down in the back of a car and hide there for hours waiting for a potential victim.

Slapping/hitting something on it's side will ALWAYS make it work.

When talking about someone, be sure and use vague "he/she/them" pronouns so people have to ask what the hell you're talking about.

In the military it's perfectly acceptable to answer direct questions from a superior with vague replies.  Ex, "Private, report, what's going on down there?"  "I think you'd better see for yourself, sir!"

[Ticonderoga 64]

Fascinating facts about gorillas:

A gorilla can be fluent in carnival lingo(MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE)

A gorilla can evolve backwards into a chimpanzee, although they are two different species(KONGA)

A gorilla is immune to atomic rays and flame(KING KONG VS GODZILLA)

Gorillas are responsible for the destruction of Earth in the future(BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES)

Gorillas prefer blondes(just about every Kong film ever made..)

[Ted C]

Fascinating facts about gorillas:

A gorilla can be fluent in carnival lingo(MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE)

A gorilla can evolve backwards into a chimpanzee, although they are two different species(KONGA)

A gorilla is immune to atomic rays and flame(KING KONG VS GODZILLA)

Gorillas are responsible for the destruction of Earth in the future(BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES)

Gorillas prefer blondes(just about every Kong film ever made..)

A male gorilla can't tell a female gorilla from a man in a gorilla costume (Trading Places)

[alandhopewell]

You can dive/get thrown through plate glass and not get a single cut!

Most psychologists are actually serial killers.

Cops are usually paired by their eating preferences, one's usually a health nut, the other less so.  Health Nut will usually look at his partner's meal and say something, "Uh... how can you EAT that?"

Zombies, despite having no brain power to speak, have a great sense of dramatic timing and will do things like crouch down in the back of a car and hide their for hours waiting for a potential victim.

     Also, zombies, although they're decaying corpses, don't seem to smell.

Slapping/hitting something on it's side will ALWAYS make it work.

When talking about someone, be sure and use vague "he/she/them" pronouns so people have to ask what the hell you're talking about.

In the military it's perfectly acceptable to answer direct questions from a superior with vague replies.  Ex, "Private, report, what's going on down there?"  "I think you'd better see for yourself, sir!"