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Started by sprite75, August 01, 2008, 11:49:54 PM

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sprite75


Hey, I can see my house from here!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Mr. DS

"Yeah they should be here any minute.  Some ship called the Enterprise or something..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

akiratubo


Obi-Wan: That cloud looks like a naked boy.
Mace: What???
Obi-Wan: Look!  Another naked boy!  And another!  Another!
Mace: Uh, I've gotta go ...
Obi-Wan: I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

Dr. Whom

Damn, I've forgotten my lines.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Jack

George Lucas:  "Cut!  Cut!  You're expressing emotion again, I told you, disinterested monotone!  Disinterested monotone!"
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

AndyC

"I bet if I dropped a penny from up here, it would go right through somebody's car."
"You're on."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

"If we threw Yoda from up here, how long would it take his puny @ss to reach the streets?" 

or

"I love it when Princess Amildala sunbathes nude on her roof.  Don't ever tell Anakin about this." 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

sprite75

Mace: Where is your apprentice?
Obi-Wan: On his way to Naboo, escorting Senator Amidala home.
Mace: Did you remind him to pack some rubbers?  I see how they've both been looking at each other.  Man, they're probably doing it right now.
Obi-Wan: Stop, I'm getting a chubby!
Yoda: A woody also am I getting!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Flangepart

I spit out there once...once...wind blew back in my face...Yoda laughs his lil green a$$ off...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

TheDope


MACE - You know what they call a Big Mac on Tattooine?
OBI WAN - Uh...
MACE - Jabba  Burger.
OBI WAN - Okay.
MACE - And you know what they call a Whopper?
OBI WAN - What's a Whop...
MACE - Mega Jabba.  Motehr******r's got his slimy hands in everything out there.  And you don't wanna know what they call chili dogs....
OBI WAN - (to camera) Uh, George?
GEORGE - Shh!  This is great; we'll put in on the DVD extras!  Keep going!


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

asimpson2006

Obi Wan and Mace enjoyed looking at the window one last time before the council decided that the windows would be closed for good since too many people complained about being urinated on while standing until the council building.

AllisonSNLKid

Taking a cue from the Sears Tower scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

I think I can see my dad from here. The bastard's down there somewhere.

It's like people only do things because they get paid.  And that's just really sad.

sprite75



Mace: Hey Obi-Wan, you see that weird ass ship up there?
Obi-Wan: Yeah -  a saucer with a cylinder like projection below and behind it, with two narrower cylinders above the big cylinder.  Who the hell designed that ship?  That's the worst ship design I've ever saw, and I've seen plenty!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Psycho Circus

"I can see an elephant in that cloud"

SynapticBoomstick

OBI-WAN: "So, Mace, you like falling out of windows?"

MACE: "What?"

OBI-WAN: "What?"

MACE: "What did you say?"

OBI-WAN: "I said the sky looks very yellow today. Small talk."

MACE: "Yeah... you think anybody's ever fallen out of one of these big windows?"

OBI-WAN: (sputters, says nothing)
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B