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Ode to: TERROR BENEATH THE SEA

Started by Ometiklan, October 25, 2009, 06:35:58 PM

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Ometiklan

I Think That I Shall Never See.
A Piece Of Crap Quite Like Thee.
And when he shall die
Take him and cut him into little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night,
And pay no worship to the garish sun.

Andrew

I offer also this haiku:

Jenny screams and screams,
Ken wears watermelon,
And I'M GOING IN!
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Trevor

Get your
Damage controls working
Watch out for The cyborgs
Lock them out, hurry
Kill them stop them killllllllllllllllllllllllll them


:teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Flangepart

Japan has weird crap.
That is it's singular pride.
Jap crap is best crap.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Umaril The Unfeathered

Oh WOW!  So much love for such a great "so bad it's good" classic!  I used to see this all the time years ago on Saturday afternoon TV. I even have the VHS!

The alternate title is Water Cyborgs.  The actress, Peggy Neal, was only 17 when she starred alongside Sonny Chiba.  Her other great hit was The X From Outer Space where she played the third wheel in a love triangle between her, a Japanese woman and the commander of the space station.

Anyway, here's my haiku

Water Cyborgs rule
Costumes faker than the fake
Rubber suits abound
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!