Godzilla and King Kong

[venomx]

Godzilla: Why are you so mad today Kong???

Kong: It's not fair, you have more movies then me!

Godzilla: Yeah well ... Peter Jackson will make you look good "some day".

Kong: Who? ... and when will all this happen?

Godzilla: Hmm, about 45 years, now just relax! Take a chill! Eat some red berries!

Kong? &^%$#!!!! 45 YEARS! Ohhh hell no, I'm smashing this building!!!

[Ash]

Kong:  "Here, I made this house shaped birthday cake for you."

Godzilla:  "Awww, you shouldn't have!"

[Rev. Powell]

Losing her house was bad enough, but it really hurt when Keiko discovered that her insurance policy would not cover acts of Godzilla.

[retrorussell]

Bally/Midway presents: RAMPAGE: THE MOVIE

[AndyC]

"I think it's called a pinata"

[venomx]

Godzilla: OH ... and BTW ... I have more fans then you too! LOL!

Kong: Shut up Godzilla ... your son looks like Gary Coleman.

Godzilla: Touché.

[Leah]

Godzilla: I'm already done destroying the five houses, where's my $200?
Kong: Crap!

[Mr. DS]

"No, no, no dude we can totally flip this house and make money."

[Leah]

"Wait, i cannot f**k this house?"

[D-Man]

Kong: Dude, I can't believe how that Emmerich guy turned you into such a joke.

Godzilla: Yeah?  Well, at least people didn't fall asleep during my remake, King LONG!

Kong: ...I hate you.

[SPazzo]

Godzilla:  Harder Kong, harder!!!  You can do it! You'll beat him!!  You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!!!!

[AndyC]

"That's right Kong. We're not going to settle this. I read the script. It's gonna be a lame-ass ambiguous ending. C'mon, lets go grab a beer."

[Mr. DS]

"Kong?  Kong from the jungle right?   Heyyyyyyy, what are you doing here!?"