THE BEST MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 riffs

[ChaosTheory]

This one is a little weird w/o the context, but,
from DEVIL DOLL:
"Well, back to running the snack bar, hope you get some pants, bye!" 

[Trevor]

GAMERA vs GAOS

[Scientist is explaining a complicated experiment]

Tom: "Then.......... kaboom." 

[lester1/2jr]

http://www.wired.com/2014/04/mst3k-oral-history/

[Trevor]

WEREWOLF  [Brother Indy and his friends are digging up a skeleton in the desert] 

Crow: "No shoes. He was killed for his Nikes."  

[Rev. Powell]

http://www.wired.com/2014/04/mst3k-oral-history/

Hidden at the end of that article is a hint about a Joel-sanctioned, web-based reboot of the show with a new host.

[Trevor]

FUGITIVE ALIEN

[Shot of a weird looking boat like building]

Tom: "Noah's ark? Huh."

[Shot of a Jeep outside]

Crow: "And there's Moses' jeep."

[Trevor]

TORMENTED

[An organist is playing badly]

Tom: "In a gadda da vida, baby......" 

[Trevor]

WORRIER OF THE LOST WORLD

[The hero rams an attacker's head into a bus sporting the yin-yang logo]

Tom: "Whoa! Right in the yin-yang!" 

[Trevor]

MAD MONSTER

Some guy: "What did you find out about the ray guns?"
Crow:"Ron and Nancy?"

[HappyGilmore]

MST3K "Mitchell": Servo Loses It

This.  In all it's glory.   

[Trevor]

GAMERA vs GUIRON:

Lady: "Now my boy, you have to answer my questions now."
Crow: "You mean now now or later now?" 

I realized in that clip that Crow is missing part of his head. 

[Trevor]

MOLE PEOPLE [climbers descending a cliff: the camera is focused on their backsides)

Crow: "Filmed in WedgieVision!" 

[Rev. Powell]

"Commander Cody" serial:

Suit: We've noticed unusual atomic activity on the moon.
TOM: Isn't any atomic activity on the moon unusual?

ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY

[Nerdy bespectacled guy stumbles around cemetery]
CROW, JOEL and TOM break into overlapping, freestyle Jerry Lewis impressions for about a minute.

[ChaosTheory]

from DIABOLIK:

Servo: "This will fool them unless they look at it!"

Balmont: "I'm calling you, Inspector, on behalf of Law and Order."
Ginko: (fake enthusiastic) "Great!"
Crow: "I love Jerry Orbach!"

D shoves Balmont out of the plane -
Servo: "But I'm an evil mastermiiiiinnnnnnd!!"

[Trevor]

from DIABOLIK:

Servo: "This will fool them unless they look at it!"