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Started by Nightowl, February 10, 2011, 01:26:39 PM

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ER

Of all hard liquors, vodka is least likely to cause a hangover.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

BoyScoutKevin

Of the four lands . . .

One is known for its castle envy and for the horses having a better union than the humans, who work there.

The castle there is 225% taller than that other castle.

As for the horses . . .

They work shorter hours than the humans.

They can be petted by the guests. Try doing that with a human employee.

And while the human employees can get subsidized accomodations and meals, the room and board for the horses is free, and it is all they can eat.

And if it gets too hot for 'em out there, they can be hosed down. Try doing that with a human employee.

The 2nd land (110) acres is known for its TV marathons. Before one building was built, the building's designers watched all 156 episodes of Rod Serling's "Twilight Zone"--twice. How would you like a job that pays you to watch TV all day long.

The 3rd land (260 acres) is known for its red Georgia clay. One of the buildings was made out 106,000 bricks. 106,000 handmade bricks. 106,000 handmade bricks made out of red Georgia clay.

The 4th land (500 acres) is known for its pooping animals and its recycling efforts. The animals poop out 1600 tons of poop per year, some of which is recycled into fertilizer. Thus, a gross of Trevor's undies. STAT! And I do mean gross.
And the milk jugs are recycled into the park benches you see. 1350 jugs to 1 bench. So, drink your milk. They need to make another bench.

Next time: 2 waterparks and a sports complex.

Chainsawmidget

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Leah

the 2001 AFC playoff game was won by the Patriots with an obscure rule, today the Patriots lose to the Jets due to another obscure rule.
yeah no.

zelmo73

Quote from: El Misfit on October 20, 2013, 04:18:46 PM
the 2001 AFC playoff game was won by the Patriots with an obscure rule, today the Patriots lose to the Jets due to another obscure rule.

A new one, at that. How is it "unsportsmanlike" to push your own teammate ahead of you? Apparently, it has the potential to hurt your teammate's feelings, because he wasn't moving fast enough.  :lookingup:
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

Leah

Quote from: zelmo73 on October 20, 2013, 04:29:14 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on October 20, 2013, 04:18:46 PM
the 2001 AFC playoff game was won by the Patriots with an obscure rule, today the Patriots lose to the Jets due to another obscure rule.

A new one, at that. How is it "unsportsmanlike" to push your own teammate ahead of you? Apparently, it has the potential to hurt your teammate's feelings, because he wasn't moving fast enough.  :lookingup:

I'm just happy the Diva lost. :wink:
yeah no.

zelmo73

Quote from: El Misfit on October 20, 2013, 04:31:39 PM
Quote from: zelmo73 on October 20, 2013, 04:29:14 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on October 20, 2013, 04:18:46 PM
the 2001 AFC playoff game was won by the Patriots with an obscure rule, today the Patriots lose to the Jets due to another obscure rule.

A new one, at that. How is it "unsportsmanlike" to push your own teammate ahead of you? Apparently, it has the potential to hurt your teammate's feelings, because he wasn't moving fast enough.  :lookingup:

I'm just happy the Diva lost. :wink:


Yes, it was nice to see Marcia Brady lose for once.  :teddyr:
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

The lights in a news studio can get so hot that the anchors are often sitting in shorts under the desk, and it's an old trick for some to keep their feet soaking in a tub of cold water, to cool them off. Seriously.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Leah

Wi-Fi doesn't stand for anything, it's simply a made up trademark that's fun to say.
yeah no.

zelmo73

Quote from: El Misfit on October 23, 2013, 04:26:16 PM
Wi-Fi doesn't stand for anything, it's simply a made up trademark that's fun to say.

It stands for "Wireless Fidelity". You know, like "High Fidelity" from the old stereo and audiophile days.
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

Leah

Quote from: zelmo73 on October 23, 2013, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on October 23, 2013, 04:26:16 PM
Wi-Fi doesn't stand for anything, it's simply a made up trademark that's fun to say.

It stands for "Wireless Fidelity". You know, like "High Fidelity" from the old stereo and audiophile days.

That's what the companies want to yo know, it's actually just made up, only until after the release did the phrase Wireless fidelity make sense.
yeah no.

zelmo73

Quote from: El Misfit on October 23, 2013, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: zelmo73 on October 23, 2013, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on October 23, 2013, 04:26:16 PM
Wi-Fi doesn't stand for anything, it's simply a made up trademark that's fun to say.

It stands for "Wireless Fidelity". You know, like "High Fidelity" from the old stereo and audiophile days.

That's what the companies want to yo know, it's actually just made up, only until after the release did the phrase Wireless fidelity make sense.



Here's a wonderful old article on the history of Wi-Fi: http://www.economist.com/node/2724397
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

BoyScoutKevin

Two waterparks

One has the world's tallest fastest free-fall speed slide and the longest family whitewater raft ride in the U.S.

The other has the largest wave pool in the U.S.

And you thought they had no sense of humor

Ketchakiddee Creek (kids' playarea)
Teamboat Springs (family raft ride)
Tike's Peak (another kids' playarea)
Mount Gushmore

One sports complex

15 diamonds that can be used for baseball or softball
12 tennis courts
6 indoor basketball courts
6 sand volleyball cours
4 fields for football or that other football "soccer"
1 fieldhouse for indoor volleyball and wrestling
1 track-and-field complex
and a partridge in a pear tree

Next time: all sports all the time

Green


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