Wish Corruption Game

pacman000 · April 14, 2021, 09:25:05 PM

Alright, you no longer understand any words which contain the letter combination "i-l-l."

I wish the Dick Van Dike show had one more season.

ER · June 03, 2022, 12:27:33 PM

Quote from: pacman000 on April 14, 2021, 09:25:05 PM
Alright, you no longer understand any words which contain the letter combination "i-l-l."

I wish the Dick Van Dike show had one more season.

Granted, but viewing it causes zombieism.

I wish for good things for all who dwell in this and every universe.

RCMerchant · June 04, 2022, 10:43:28 AM

...and you will not be able to kill that mosquito no matter how many times you swat it.

I wish I still had all my teeth.

Rev. Powell · June 04, 2022, 10:48:54 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 04, 2022, 10:43:28 AM

I wish I still had all my teeth.

I'll bag 'em up for you. Paper or plastic?

I wish this lady I'm waiting on would text me back with a simple "yes!"

claws · June 04, 2022, 11:09:00 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 04, 2022, 10:48:54 AM

I wish this lady I'm waiting on would text me back with a simple "yes!"

Granted. She will answer "yes!" to your question "do I have manboobs?"

I wish I could solve world hunger with one of my rhubarb pies.

RCMerchant · June 04, 2022, 11:23:09 AM

Granted. But they kill most of the population. No more people- no more world hunger!

I wish open a falling star....

ER · June 04, 2022, 11:25:31 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 04, 2022, 11:23:09 AM
Granted. But they kill most of the population. No more people- no more world hunger!

I wish open a falling star....

You spend the rest of your brief life in a bad 1950s sci-fi flick.

I wish sea gulls would bother my least favorite teacher.

pacman000 · July 07, 2022, 03:53:08 PM

Ok.

Little do you know, everyone teaches themselves everything when they take knowledge from their environment. The face that this knowledge might come other people instead of direct experience doesn't matter.

As such, YOU are your least favorite teacher! The Seagulls are coming for YOU! Mwa, Ha! Ha!

I wish I knew how to animate.

ER · July 07, 2022, 06:26:20 PM

Quote from: pacman000 on July 07, 2022, 03:53:08 PM
Ok.

Little do you know, everyone teaches themselves everything when they take knowledge from their environment. The face that this knowledge might come other people instead of direct experience doesn't matter.

As such, YOU are your least favorite teacher! The Seagulls are coming for YOU! Mwa, Ha! Ha!

I wish I knew how to animate.

Very well, but your hands fall off.

I wish mean people looked ugly, and nice people looked beautiful.