A.J. Bauer Reviews: Dahmer Vs. Gacy

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Begins at 8:00 PM (CST) today on 11/12/11.

"Thank you" to Indiana Smith for the request. Everyone else, better luck next week. 

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It's SHOWTIME!

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1 min - Nice Tim Curry impression.

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1 min - See the candalabra behind the "expert's" head? Subtle.

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1:50 (Changing up the timestamps) - Wow! Cleanest knife ever! It looks like it didn't even cut his neck!

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2:00 - Now he's bleeding! A little delayed. Also, nobody was there to keep the killer from attacking him? It's a live TV broadcast!

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3:15 - What accent is that supposed to be? I thought Tommy Wiseau's accent was obscure...

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3:45 - Why is there a sign saying "Please knock"? There isn't even a door there.

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4:19 - Thanks for that little bit of worthless exposition! If you didn't say that I wouldn't be able to tell he worked in gene isolation! also thanks for circling it on the board like you're teaching this to a classroom. Jackass.

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5:25 - Biologically enhanced super soldiers? Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

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6:15 - Yes, you've GOT to be kidding! Why the hell would you clone serial killers?! The only thing special about serial killers is that they're sociopathic, giving them poker faces that gets them out of sticky situations! Why would you bother making soldiers out of these guys?! And no way in hell they're going to listen to YOUR orders.

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6:20 - "X-13 is the future of modern warfare!"

Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 7 - X-13 (Or Dahmer Vs. Gacy) The Reckoning

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7:50 - How the flying **** does that make the slightest bit of sense?

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*Yawn*

Anybody else want to watch some Dexter?

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10:20 - He was killed by REALLY bad editing!