Random Statements About Something NOBODY Cares About, the resurrection

[RCMerchant]

I just hung out with my freind Jerry Mitchell who I ain't seen in 30 years. We smoked a joint. 

[LilCerberus]

It's victory in Midway day

[LilCerberus]

RIP Pat Robertson

[RCMerchant]

^ f**k Pat Robertson 

[ER]

RIP Pat Robertson

Indeed, for he'd make a formidable zombie.

[lester1/2jr]

for the 10 millionth time democrats think they've stopped Trump

[LilCerberus]

for the 10 millionth time democrats think they've stopped Trump

The Timing is always highly suspect....

[RCMerchant]

 

[ER]

Why have I always kind of assumed Yoda was Jewish?

[Alex]

Feeling hyper and high still about acing my first job interview since leaving the RAF and knowing that even if I hadn't gotten this one there are still plenty of other employers who would snap me up.

Sometimes I'd swear I have some kind of guardian angel looking after my life, although if I do I am pretty sure it has black and leathery wings.

[ER]

Feeling hyper and high still about acing my first job interview since leaving the RAF and knowing that even if I hadn't gotten this one there are still plenty of other employers who would snap me up.

Sometimes I'd swear I have some kind of guardian angel looking after my life, although if I do I am pretty sure it has black and leathery wings.

Congratulations. Not many people can lay claim to having served in multiple branches of the military, or to being so in demand.

Now the part you cringe to hear: thanks for your service!

[Trevor]

It's a bit warmer here tonight 😊

[chefzombie]

i really hope that strangely will be a little less of a fruitbat about getting in her carrier tomorrow, but at least i know she'll be feeling better after her solensia shot tomorrow. and the old guy will feel better after a haircut too!

[RCMerchant]

I went to the Party store this morn, and the lady said" Watch out on your way out- there's a bat!"
I said "where?" It was a baby. It was perched on the cooler. I Took it by the wings outside. I think it was sick or dying. 

[ER]

I went to the Party store this morn, and the lady said" Watch out on your way out- there's a bat!"
I said "where?" It was a baby. It was perched on the cooler. I Took it by the wings outside. I think it was sick or dying. 

That was brave and kind.