Random Thought Thread Part III: The Thinking

[lester1/2jr]

remember a few moments ago when a guy tried to take people to see the Titanic and the whole sub imploded or something?

[Trevor]

remember a few moments ago when a guy tried to take people to see the Titanic and the whole sub imploded or something?

I remember hoping that those people would have been found alive and well but 

[LilCerberus]

remember a few moments ago when a guy tried to take people to see the Titanic and the whole sub imploded or something?

Yeah...
Heard a week or two ago, that they found human remains.....

[ER]

If you're not a kraken, please look away at this time.

My fellow krakens, were you as unprepared as I was for the blood oaths and introductions to Illuminati bigwigs as I was when you went through "The Ceremony"?

[indianasmith]

If you're not a kraken, please look away at this time.

My fellow krakens, were you as unprepared as I was for the blood oaths and introductions to Illuminati bigwigs as I was when you went through "The Ceremony"?

It was getting to look into Cthulhu's eyes that surprised me the most!

[Alex]

If you're not a kraken, please look away at this time.

My fellow krakens, were you as unprepared as I was for the blood oaths and introductions to Illuminati bigwigs as I was when you went through "The Ceremony"?

Health and safety made us use a vegan alternative for mine.🤔

[Rev. Powell]

I wouldn't know, once you are elevated to Mod the Men in Black come and wipe your memory. They told me why they did it, but I forgot.

[Trevor]

If you're not a kraken, please look away at this time.

My fellow krakens, were you as unprepared as I was for the blood oaths and introductions to Illuminati bigwigs as I was when you went through "The Ceremony"?

I didn't have a ceremony but a few days later, I got an delivery of this.

https://www.makro.co.za/beverages-liquor/spirits/rum/dark-rum/kraken-black-spiced-imported-rum-1-x-750-ml-/p/000000000000251401_EA

I gave it to Mom who said it was quite nice.

[RCMerchant]

The Republican party seems to be imploding. The House still can't elect a speaker.
And their lead candidate is fixing to be a pauper and perhaps go to prison.
(heavy sigh)
I love this world.  

I don't like to say I told you so- who the f**k an I kidding?- I told folks this guy was a scumbag since 2016.
Anyone who still supports this traitor and wanna be despot needs to get their head examined.

[Leah]

Welp... I need a root canal. 

[Trevor]

Biltong [jerky] powder makes you hella thirsty 

[ER]

Been working on a prototype for an artery brush you can use to brush out your plaqued-up arteries like you do your teeth, but so far no one it's been tried on has given me one word of feedback.

[LilCerberus]

I wonder what it would sound like if Sam Kinison did a cover of The Trololo Song by Edward Khil.....

[chefzombie]

i wonder what it feels like to be sydney powell right now? actually, i don't, it's abject fear, and no feeling of sympathy from anyone. GOOD. 

[ER]

I see our newest member is someone named Shelly Rugg, and although that's possibly a bot, it's still a great name because sounds like something you'd walk on near the ocean, and it'd end up jabbing you in the feet worse than Legos.