Erotic fantasy

[Squishy]

Gentlemen (and Ladies), I present to you: The Random
Masturbation Synonym Generator. Fap away.

[Squishy]

http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html

Stupid URL wouldn't post. Probably went blind from too much spankery.

[the Christian Faaaar right]

Pound the pulpit
Pop the Pope
...I know a whole bunch more in this line of thought, but just can't remember them right now. If I remember them, I'll post again later.

[Paquita]

This is the best question ever asked!  I take it very seriously I don't see why this must be a joke!

Legend for Darkness and Return of the Living Dead for Suicide.

love colleen

[JohnL]

>Here's a question - how old were you when you figured out everybody else was
>doing it too?

Other people do this???

>I mean certain enough to discuss it.

Yeah there's a hot topic of conversation with my friends... "So Fred, when you jerk off, do you use your right hand or your left? Do you use lube? I kind of like a little friction myself..."

[AndyC]

OK, not discuss. Perhaps admit.

Where I live, 15 years ago, give or take, youths my age were not so aware this was normal. Everybody did it, and just about everybody denied it. I think kids today are a bit more aware when it comes to such things. Not that big a deal.

[Steve B]

LOL...That's a dance I'm gonna have to teach my girlfriend ;-)

[BoyScoutKevin]

In case anybody is serious, just look at my moniker, and that ought to give everybody some idea of my favorite film and scenes from that film.

Otherwise, wouldn't you know it, this is the subject that would get the most responses. As these replies are leaving me ROTFL, and I haven't had a good laught in some time, can everybody keep it up?

[Laser]

ROOOFLLLL!!!! ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!?? HAHAHA! I hope you don't mean the cartoon version! HAHA

[Chadzilla]

BoyScoutKevin wrote:

>, can everybody
> keep it up?

Well I certainly can,  but I don't know about our female posters.

[Chadzilla]

I'll second a vote for Sarah Jane.  Oh my Lawd!

[Johnny Blister]

I mean the cartoon version and the Hallmark version.

But especially the cartoon version.

[Brother Ragnarok]

Can we keep it up?  That's a bad joke, right?  If you meant it that way, I shall shake your hand (if it's not busy).

Brother R

[Creepozoid]

Chadzilla wrote:

> BoyScoutKevin wrote:
>
> >, can everybody
> > keep it up?

A terrible joke, indeed.

> Well I certainly can,  but I don't know about our female
> posters.

You mean chicks actually post here!?!?

[Creepozoid]

JohnL wrote:

> >Here's a question - how old were you when you figured out
> everybody else was
> >doing it too?
>
> Other people do this???
>
Guess you're about 12 years old, huh?

> >I mean certain enough to discuss it.
>
> Yeah there's a hot topic of conversation with my friends... "So
> Fred, when you jerk off, do you use your right hand or your
> left? Do you use lube? I kind of like a little friction
> myself..."

Good old righty is experienced cuz of  his practice with pens and pencils, but ocassionally my little man runs away to the left to have an affair.