Descriptions of Bad Movies that don't exist

[lester1/2jr]

"It's like a later era Melrose Place season finale directed by Godfrey Ho"

"Imagine a typical spooky kid Japanese horror movie but set in the world of Pee Wee's Big Adventure, with numerous annoying fourth wall breaks"

[ER]

Ha! This thread should be fun!

[zombie no.one]

"the wardrobe department did a stellar job... this movie has a lot of wardrobes."

[M.10rda]

Are we just making these up? 'Cause I feel like I've actually seen that Japanese Pee-Wee one!

[javakoala]

"It's like two parts 'Catcher in the Rye', one part 'Lisztomania' on 'Ludes, and served with a generous helping of 'Skarktopus'. But done seriously, you know?"

[indianasmith]

EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS combines the plot consistency of HIGHLANDER 2 with the production quality of JEBEDIAH'S AXE, if both were produced by a drug-addicted used car salesman with Tourette's Syndrome.

[Trevor]

EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS combines the plot consistency of HIGHLANDER 2 with the production quality of JEBEDIAH'S AXE, if both were produced by a drug-addicted used car salesman with Tourette's Syndrome.

Oy 😳😆😄😅🤣🤣🐢

[zombie no.one]

"This film is clearly the work of a director who watched all the Police Academy movies and decided the main problem was that they were way too realistic."

[Trevor]

The Thunderbox

A South African with tummy troubles causes havoc in his area by misusing an outside toilet 😳😉🐢

[chainsaw midget]

"This is exactly the kind of movie Jim Henson would have made, if Jim Henson was a deranged crack-freak."

[Alex]

"This is exactly the kind of movie Jim Henson would have made, if Jim Henson was a deranged crack-freak."

Sounds like Meet the Feebles. 

[lester1/2jr]

Due to it's sexual innuendo mainly, "Three's Company" was huge in Italy. This buddy cop comedy featuring a cop with two female partners isn't funny though and makes no sense: no police department has an arrangement like this and why would they? The women are quite beautiful, though.

[Trevor]

Test Tickles: The Ying and Yang of the Squeeze.

The plot is too thick and curly to make any sense of it at all 😳😉

[LilCerberus]

A movie about having killed the unkillable!!!
And it was a houseplant....

[javakoala]

It's the kind of movie that you get a sense of the filmmaker's intent but a whole lot more of what they didn't intend.