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Started by Trevor, July 30, 2023, 12:25:19 PM

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Trevor

From the South African B movie Global Effect (2002)

QuoteDr. Richard Hume: It was a mistake.
Conrad Lee: No doctor, taking a s*** without toilet paper is a mistake. This is a goddamn disaster!

:teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

From THE BIG LEBOWSKI:

"The Dude abides."
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Cult_Moody_Movies

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
Frank Drebin - Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)

zombie no.one

#3
Trev I'm just watching MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE which I got after you posted a clip from it the other day... I was waiting for Seagal to say something funny and sure enough he does... eventually

"I guess you could say he had an explosive personality"

...*detonates car bomb*

"Notice I said HAD an explosive personality"

Trevor

#4
Quote from: zombie no.one on July 30, 2023, 03:13:12 PM
Trev I'm just watching MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE which I got after you posted a clip from it the other day... I was waiting for Seagal to say something funny and sure enough he does... eventually

"I guess you could say he had an explosive personality"

...*detonates car bomb*

"Notice I said HAD an explosive personality"

:teddyr: :teddyr:

That was made in Cape Town: not bad as SS films go and I did a whole review for us here.

At one point, one of the bad guys calls him a "poephol" - Afrikaans for a***ole - and SS wipes the bathroom floor with him  :buggedout:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg_oKnEmd1w
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zombie no.one

#5
heh, that was the clip you posted... I'm now worryingly close to owning EVERY Seagal movie... that's not healthy.

back on track:


Francis: "Why don't you make me?"

PeeWee: "Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them"

EDIT - RIP  :bluesad:


Trevor

Bordering On Bad Behavior

"What's your plan, penis face?"
"I'm going to bed now, dick lick."

This from the Israeli Defence Minister  :buggedout: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

STATE OF GRACE

"The luckiest day he ever had was when his dog got run over."  :buggedout: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Cult_Moody_Movies

"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls"
Charles De Mar - Better Off Dead... (1985)

indianasmith

From O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?

"Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"

And, of course:

"Oh, George, not the livestock!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

M.10rda

Quote from: indianasmith on August 07, 2023, 07:54:45 PM
From O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?

"Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"

And, of course:

"Oh, George, not the livestock!"

This is one of my least favorite Coen Bros films (several of their others are among my all-time favs). However, even I get a chuckle at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaW0M6V85j8&ab_channel=SupaCreamy

Trevor

THE WICKER MAN

"Naturally. It's much too dangerous to jump through a fire with your clothes on." 😳😳😳😉
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.