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Movie You Seen Not Many People Have

Started by RCMerchant, September 22, 2023, 07:48:38 PM

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RCMerchant

SQUIRMFEST (1989)
I bought this tape from one of them bootleg VHS sellers.
They only film that made everyone in the room gag.
Here's the full IMDB description-
"A woman is held hostage and forced to eat insects and feces."

And worse. She's forced to eat maggots, s**ts them out and is force feed them. It's from- I dunno- somewhere in the far East. I watched half of it once with some friends when we were drunk. I pulled it out and stomped it.
Me Wifey Tara Sue did the same thing to the obscure tape DEATH SCENES II (1992). Right after Senator Budd Dryer stuck a gun in his mouth and blew his brains out. She was p**sed! Her son Jim and his buddy Sloth were watching it. I got it at a flea market! I was sad!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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bob

Inchon - I watched this ...thing on YouTube years ago
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Cult_Moody_Movies

I work with 20 year olds so......most of them haven't seen ANY movies before the 2000's. XP

The works of of Cartoon Saloon (The Secret of Kells, Song of the Sea, and Wolfwalkers) are film nobody has seen outside of animation fans.

indianasmith

JEBEDIAH'S AXE.
I watched it because it was filmed on Lake Tawakoni, where I grew up.  HORRIBLE film.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Return of the Family Man: the SA version of The Stepfather 😳😳
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Cult_Moody_Movies

Twice Upon a Time (1983)



An often forgotten animated film from the 80's produced by George Lucas. The film was in regular rotation on Cartoon Network throughout the 90's however outside of a DVD release from Warner Archive it is rarely talked about. Where other animated films of the 80's like Heavy Metal, The Secret of NIMH, Rock & Rule and The Last Unicorn found an audience.....Twice Upon a Time just didn't. Also features legendary voice actors Lorenzo Music & Paul Frees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP3HB4l71_I

Alex

Demon Cop.

I still rate this is the most painful film to watch even 30 years after seeing it. Maybe I should revisit it to see if it really was that bad.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0229332/
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

zombie no.one

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Quote from: Cult_Moody_Movies on September 22, 2023, 10:04:59 PM
I work with 20 year olds so......most of them haven't seen ANY movies before the 2000's. XP

couple of years ago a new employee age 20 had no idea what blu rays were... I still think of blu rays as 'new'  :bluesad:

they also did not know what an 'album' was. as in, a collection of songs released by an artist. they knew what a track / song was,  but an album was alien to them. (this was someone straight out of university)

I think the streaming revolution has altered perceptions of media for young people

.rant over !
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

zombie no.one

CHAMPION KILLER (1994)

one of the worst produced films I've seen. muffled audio, background noise...
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

claws



Future Shock (1994)

PG-13 rated Indie sci-fi horror anthology that deals with virtual reality. Solid B-cast with a few unique moments but the movie isn't very good, except for the story with coyotes terrorizing a woman.
The film gives cheap made-for-cable TV vibes, like it was shot on video but not really.

I don't see Future Shock mention at all on message boards which makes me think I'm the only one seen it. I believe this was never released to DVD but IMDb says it is/was streaming on Tubi.
Is it October yet?

M.10rda

FUTURE SHOCK was reviewed (and praised) by Joe Bob Briggs in his (snail mail) newsletter way back in the early 90s.

Kids today (...) often appear unaware of things that have been major cultural phenomena in their own lifetimes/even in the past 5-10 years. I had some HS students this week claim to be unaware of Thanos and Beyonce. Okay, maybe Beyonce isn't a thing right now, but they know Jay-Z still and they know Kanye - they don't know Beyonce? Even ten years ago an ignorance of Thanos would be expected. You don't read comics, you wouldn't know Thanos. But he was the centerpiece of a few of the biggest grossing motion pictures of all time within the past 4-5 years. Goes to show the monomyth is dead. We can't take anything for granted as being universal anymore.

Also I watch obscure movies pretty often. Watched one called DARK ARC last night. Anyone ever see that one?  :smile:

zombie no.one

honestly have no idea who or what Thanos is.... initially guessed musical artist when you linked it with Beyonce... mind you I watch about 1 or 2 new movies a year

not that many people seem to have seen THINGS (1989).  maybe they're the lucky ones
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

Cult_Moody_Movies

Quote from: zombie no.one on September 23, 2023, 11:50:00 AM
honestly have no idea who or what Thanos is.... initially guessed musical artist when you linked it with Beyonce... mind you I watch about 1 or 2 new movies a year

not that many people seem to have seen THINGS (1989).  maybe they're the lucky ones

I read comics so I well knew who Thanos was. XD Oddly enough the MCU has almost burned me out of comics in general. LOL

Trevor

The Demon: South Africa's first slasher film 😳😳😳
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

M.10rda

Josh Brolin played Thanos in roughly 4 Avengersverse films: AVENGERS, INFINITY WAR, ENDGAME, and I think the original GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, briefly. Maybe even another one I'm forgetting. Those four films alone have likely been watched (in total/altogether) by... possibly as many as 25% of all human beings on earth or something ridiculous like that.

But if you're not one of them, I ain't judgin'. GOTG and INFINITY WAR are pretty good but there are plenty of other films more worth your time. Again, you're a good example of how even the most popular films of recent history still make no impression on some people. That's a reflection on the deluge of content available to us more than it's a reflection on you.