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Invent A Bad Movie Title Part 2

Started by Trevor, January 08, 2022, 08:36:59 PM

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Dr. Whom

Quote from: Argos on February 16, 2022, 06:00:27 PM
Thursday, the 12th

You don't need to wait a day more to be massacred in Camp Crystal Lake (Or even go to Camp Crystal Lake to be killed)


For references, just check Pieces tagline

That would be an extremely meta slasher spoof. You'd just see a bunch of obnoxious teens making preparations to go on a trip, and nothing else happens.

More on topic: Hell's Sales Manager (again, not making it up)
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

bob

The Shower Seamstress

Tickle My Pickle

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

JuanSnz

This is a real 'bad movie' title... with Boris Karloff

The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1967)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060457/

"The ghost of recently dead Mr. Hiram Stokeley (Boris Karloff) finds that he has 24 hours to perform one good deed to get into Heaven. He enlists the help of his long-dead girlfriend, Cecily, to stop his lawyer, Reginald Ripper (Basil Rathbone), and a henchman from claiming the estate for themselves. The real heirs, Chuck, Lili, Hiram's cousin Myrtle, and her son bring their beach party friends to the mansion for a pool party while Reginald Ripper also employs his daughter Sinistra, and J. Sinister Hulk's slow-witted associates Chicken Feather and Yolanda to help them terrorize the teens, while dopey biker Eric Von Zipper and his Malibu Rat Pack bikers also get involved in pursuing Yolanda for a share of the Stokely estate."

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

LilCerberus

#97
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

JuanSnz

Werewolves: The missing link

"A mockumentary in which in presented new discoveries about a recessive gene who could be an unexpected link between canines and humans, providing the existence of the werewolf, and why some pop stars prefer using the auto-tune instead of their original voice who sounds like a wolf pack howling or mourning".

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

claws

Is it October yet?

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Rev. Powell

#102
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF CALIGULA (IN HELL)

INSANE MANIAC GOES NUTSO

THIS LITTLE PIGGIE WENT TO MURDER
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

claws

Meth on the Nile
tik, tik...TOK!
Black Adam & Eve
The Suicide Squid
Last Night in Sara
Is it October yet?

JuanSnz

"I told you, that was not a gun in my pocket" (or "I'm so happy to see my Mum again")

With Adam Sandler playing the two main characters: a gangster and his recently founded mother (yuck)