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Title: Dead Alive
Post by: ghouck on August 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM
Zombies all around
Can he get the girl AND live?
Mower does not fail


My first poem of any type, , ever..


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: Derf on August 25, 2007, 08:58:32 AM
Karma for you for entering the world of bad (movie) haiku! You picked a great movie to start with also.

Here are some more:

Rat-monkey infects.
Father McGruder inspires:
"Kick ass for the Lord!"


Zombies procreate
Baby loves mischievous fun
But dies in blender


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: Mr. DS on August 25, 2007, 06:36:00 PM
Paquita's dog gone
His mother barfs up a tail
A son frets alone


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: Megalons Revenge on April 19, 2008, 08:25:16 PM
lots of blood and guts
peter jackson is pretty great
lawnmowers kill fast


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: Doggett on December 17, 2008, 08:14:40 AM
This is called Braindead where I live.


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: ghouck on August 25, 2009, 12:52:30 PM
This is called Braindead where I live.

You suck at making Haiku .. . :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: Doggett on August 25, 2009, 12:53:47 PM
This is called Braindead where I live.

You suck at making Haiku .. . :bouncegiggle:

Yep.


 :cheers:
 :teddyr:


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: Jed Siple on January 03, 2010, 03:59:28 PM
This is called Braindead where I live.

You suck at making Haiku .. . :bouncegiggle:

Yep.


 :cheers:
 :teddyr:

The film "Dead Alive"
is also known as Braindead.
There, it's a haiku.


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 03, 2010, 08:42:40 PM
A sweet love story.
For their second date they make
Lawnmower frappés.


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: retrorussell on January 23, 2010, 12:38:33 AM
In a zombie film of yore
Was a 'Zealander with a mower.
He shredded the undead,
Painting his mansion red
And with a Latina he did score.


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: 100Nights on January 15, 2011, 05:01:29 PM
Have lunch with ear pudding
Avoid being blackmailed
End up with the girl


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 01:00:55 PM
Leaping kung fu priest
so you kick ass for the lord?
no more touching kids!


Title: Re: Dead Alive
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 01:02:22 PM
We are linked by fate
I saw it in the pencils
your mother ate my dog!