Someone call Ben and Bruce, we need to prepare ourselves from Ultimate Destruction (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18334189-2,00.htm)
Just thought I'd give you guys a heads up so you can prepare for the forthcoming desolation.
I wonder, will there be preparations to destroy this threat before it reaches us?
I thought this had to do with Al Gore. Dammit.
Quick, someone call Bruce Willis!
Insert head, tighten knees, kiss ass goodby.
Or Get Michael Moore To Make A Documentary About The Giant Killer Asteroid That's About To Hit Earth!!He'll Say It's Just Another Plan By The Bush White House To Exploit Our Fears About 9/11!!All The Hot Air Will Cause It To Fall Harmlessly Into The Gulf of Mexico!!"Quick Man!!Cling Tenaciously To My Buttocks!!"-'Powdered Toast Man'.
Sean Connery did the asteroid busting thing before Bruce Willis got into the game.....
SEAN CONNERY KICKS ASS!