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Movies => Bad Movies => Topic started by: raj on March 07, 2006, 10:49:57 AM

Title: Cyborg sharks
Post by: raj on March 07, 2006, 10:49:57 AM
Why does this sound like a cheesy Sci-Fi channel movie (not that that's a bad thing):

"DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Project Agency) has taken another page from science fiction writer William Gibson's book by creating a neural implant to enable engineers to remotely manipulate a shark's brain signals. This would eventually allow them to control the animal's movements and possibly decode their perceptions."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060307/sc_space/militaryplanscyborgsharks
Title: Re: Cyborg sharks
Post by: trekgeezer on March 07, 2006, 01:24:53 PM
Hey, this sounds better than the whole let's mix in some human DNA thing  like in Peter Benchley's Creature, Deep Blue Sea, and the SciFi original Hammerhead. The only one of these with anything  mentionable is Hammerhead, because of the delightful Jeffrey Combs as the mad doctor.
Title: Re: Cyborg sharks
Post by: plan9superfan on March 07, 2006, 05:54:30 PM
You are right, this could be a great plot for a cheesy sci-fi movie.
Title: Re: Cyborg sharks
Post by: Flangepart on March 08, 2006, 03:40:34 PM
Wait...how do we know THEY diden't get the idea from B-MOVIES?
I think that woulkd explain a lot of things, "Gummint" wise...
Title: Re: Cyborg sharks
Post by: Fearless Freep on March 10, 2006, 05:51:53 AM
The thought of some government agency out there with some guy whose job it is to monitor Sci-Fi channel for technology and tactical ideas...
Title: Re: Cyborg sharks
Post by: AndyC on March 10, 2006, 09:51:07 AM
But are they going to give the sharks frickin' laser beams on their heads?
Title: Re: Cyborg sharks
Post by: Flangepart on March 10, 2006, 03:46:48 PM
I donno...would only a Blue-Green laser work underwater?
I'd line then fish with "Limpet grenades". Swim up to a boat, brush up aginst it, detatch a mine...swim away....BOOM!...next target...
Title: Re: Cyborg sharks
Post by: plan9superfan on March 10, 2006, 04:43:37 PM
And when the mad scientist unleashes his army of cybernetiuc sharks, who are we gonna call exactly?

Austin Powers? Kim Possible? Jason Bourne or James Bond?
Title: Re: Cyborg sharks
Post by: Shadowphile on March 10, 2006, 11:38:27 PM
RE:  Limpet mines.


Why have the shark swim away?  It's not like the government would worry about the money spent on the control technology.  How much does the average cruise missile cost?