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Title: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: The Conqueroo on March 12, 2006, 01:43:04 PM
Okay,Who Do You Think The Best James Bond Girl Was:(A)Honey Ryder-"Dr.No";(B)-p***y Galore-"Goldfinger";(C)-Kissy Suzuki-"You Only Live Twice";(D)Octop***y-"Octop***y";(E)Jinx Johnson-"Die Another Day".
Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: Neville on March 12, 2006, 02:42:25 PM
In terms of, let's say, shagability scale, my fabourite Bond Girls are Daniela Bianchi ("From Russia with love"), Barbara Bach ("The spy who loved me") and Maryam D'abo ("The Living Daylights"). Famke Janssen and Izabella Scorupco, both from "Goldeneye", would rank just after those three, and the same goes for Denise Richards in "The World is not enough".
Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: The Conqueroo on March 12, 2006, 03:03:21 PM
Yeah,They Were All Good!!I Wouldn't Turn Them Away If They Came Knocking On My door One Morning Holding My Morning Paper and Wearing Nothing But A Smile and High Heels!!But I'd Definitely Pick p***y Galore!!If Nothing Else,Just The Name Alone Was Pretty Risque For 1964!!
Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: plan9superfan on March 12, 2006, 03:13:17 PM
May Day beats the s**t out of every other Bond Girl that has ever existed.


But my favorite will always be the one Bond Girl James Bond REFUSED to f**k: Bibi from "For Your Eyes Only".
Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: daveblackeye15 on March 12, 2006, 04:07:49 PM
Kissy Suzuki, Honey Ryder, Mary Goodnight and Natalya.
Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: The Conqueroo on March 13, 2006, 10:25:34 AM
Yeah,But I Kinda Had A Thing About Miss Moneypenney.True,She Wasn't As Glamourous As Say Jinx Johnson or p***y Galore,But The Thing About Plain Looking Women Like Her Is That Nine times Out Of Ten,Dance With Them and Buy Them A Few Drinks And You Can Definitely Get Into The Official Secrets Room By Way Of the Bedroom!!!
Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: raj on March 13, 2006, 07:12:49 PM
It would be impossible and irresponsible for me to choose without, um, test driving each one.
Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: dean on March 13, 2006, 09:36:07 PM
raj Wrote:
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> It would be impossible and irresponsible for me to
> choose without, um, test driving each one.


See now that is just good scientific practice, and one that must be done very thoroughly.  Can't have any mistakes now can we?
Title: p***y Galore
Post by: loyal1 on March 14, 2006, 04:28:32 AM
Great fight scene even if the name is pushing the inuendos...even for Bond!
Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: Archivist on March 15, 2006, 12:45:03 AM
My votes are for Britt Ekland (as Mary Goodnight) in Man with the Golden Gun, and Madeleine Smith (as 'Miss Caruso), who's blue dress was magnetically unzipped in the beginning of Live and Let Die.

As for Denise Richards: I saw that movie in a massive preview screening.  When Denise first takes off her protective jumpsuit to reveal her singlet-clad goodies underneath, I swear that every guy in the cinema went, 'uuhhh'!  Individually each guy was quiet, but the collective simultaneity was loud!

~Archivist~
Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: dean on March 15, 2006, 02:37:17 AM
Archivist Wrote:
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> As for Denise Richards: I saw that movie in a
> massive preview screening.  When Denise first
> takes off her protective jumpsuit to reveal her
> singlet-clad goodies underneath, I swear that
> every guy in the cinema went, 'uuhhh'!
> Individually each guy was quiet, but the
> collective simultaneity was loud!

That reminds me of when I went and saw Mr and Mrs Smith.  Packed cinema [first night it was out] and Jolie takes off her coat to reveal some kinky outfit.  The silence was deafening until one lone guy shouted out 'oh YEAH!'

It was a nice moment for all involved.

Title: Re: Best James Bond Girl
Post by: The Conqueroo on March 15, 2006, 08:58:19 PM
Aw Hell Yeah!!Man,I've Wanted That Magnetic Wrist Watch Since I Was Fourteen Back In '73!!!Man,Just Think Of The Fun You Could Have With It!!And You Wouldn't Have To Be In A Really Crappy Scott Biao Movie From The Early Eighties Either!!!