If you like me, grew up playing the NES system, you've GOT to check this website out...
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes.htm
Althought I never could get into all the other stuff on this guys page, the NES page (well, okay, it covers other video games as well), ALWAYS makes me laugh my ass off no matter how many times I read it!
In particular my favorite part is the article on Ninja Gaiden...
"There used to be some myth that came out in the eighties about ninjas being sneaky or something. Wrong. That is Western propaganda spread by s**tty American martial arts movies. A true ninja just runs around on the streets in broad daylight and makes dogs explode with their sword. And when they destroy street lights, magic potions and devices fall out. And every bird that sees you will try to kill you. It's one of the few drawbacks of being a ninja. Birds hate you."
Of course, you actually have to remember playing that game to get some of the jokes, but still, all the articles are a great read. (And no, I have NOTHING to do with any of them...:)
So, check it out!
Oh man, do I love Ninja gaiden though, here it was released under a different name.
I mean, lots of fun to be had with that, but i could only finish the game after I got an emulated version, because i could never play all the way through [and with emulators you can save your game]
Another good NES seanbaby phrase: "A ninja needs no arms!"
This dude did a great Superfriends page.
-Ed
Yeah, the battlecry for Marvin, Wendy and Wonder Dog is "We f**king suck!"