I saw a bumper sticker that really made me laugh the other day.
"My kid kicked your honor student kid's ass." It was on the pack of a broken down 80's rusted red Chevy truck along with a nice Harley sticker in the rear window.
But my ultimate fav will ALWAYS be and has not changed yet is this:
"Jesus, please save me from your followers." Pure genuis I tell you!
"Remember when sex was safe & motorcycles were dangerous?"
"DARWIN IS DEAD! And he aint comin' back."
One of my favorites ha a front end view of the Enterprise and said "If you can read this. you're in phaser range"
How about Spaceball One's "We brake for nobody"?
So Many Pedestrians...So Little Time
Keep Honking, I'm Reloading
"My Other Car is Also a Skoda"
I brake for hallucinations.
Another favourite is a parody of the Christian 'fish' emblem. You've alll seen them stuck to people's trunks. This one, instead of saying JESUS inside the fish, said DARWIN and the fish had feet....
I like:
Visualize using your turn signal
and
Hang up and drive.
Now I like those two..lol
Then there's the one from There's Somthing About Mary: "How is my driving? Call 1-800-EATs**t"
In 2003 I used to have a bumper sticker on the back of my car that said:
FUTURE DICTATOR OF THE WORLD
The only problem was that the 2003 Iraq war was underway to topple.....a dictator.
So because of that, I took it off.
It wasn't funny anymore and I didn't want to offend anybody.
Isn't George W. Bush the true future dictator of the world?
From the movie "My Science Project" (1985)
"My Other Car is a Peice of s**t Too"
And Vince's car also has this glow-in-the-dark Finger that pops up when people honk at him. I've always wanted one of those.
More like "Current totally incompetent wannabe dictator of the only country that matters to him"... needless to say, that bumpersticker will only fit on Air Force One.
I once had one that said "Lets declair politicians game, and sell hunting stamps."
Also, "Weird load."
I've noticed a lot of guy with Hogs tend to get these teenie-weenie little stickers that read "WARNING: If You Value Your Life As Much As I Value This Bike, Don't F**k With It".