Stormtrooper legions
terror of the universe
cannot hit barn door
When all is hopeless
Obi Wan Kenobi tells
Luke to use the force
"I am your father.
Search your feelings." "Whatever"
Luke answered, and lunged.
Leia is saved by
Luke, her brother. He's smitten.
Arkansas in space.
Episode four rules.
Sequels try to keep magic,
Fail miserably.
Anakin, Mom lost,
Flees Tatooine for safety.
Falls for Palpatine.
Light saber's blade glows
Power and discipline mix.
Jedi lose Clone Wars.
Ewoks save rebels
Fight Empire with jungle tools.
Please, kill them all. Now.
Derf Wrote:
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> Leia is saved by
> Luke, her brother. He's smitten.
> Arkansas in space.
>
"Arkansas in space"!! ROFL!
Leia is saved by
Luke, her brother. He's smitten.
Arkansas in space.
I'm with Ulthar on this one Derf. Too funny!
Kurosawa lives
Ressurected in outer space
But weren't there seven?
Still laughing