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Title: JEDI Vs. PREDETOR. Well...why not?
Post by: Flangepart on February 05, 2002, 01:42:37 PM
Imagin if you will, a six pack of Predetors going after Luke Skywalker. Could this have merit? Conciter: Preds: Blaster + Twin wrist Knives + Clokeing device + Noguri level tracking skills.  Vs.  Jedi:  A Lightsaber and the power of the Force. This could be good. Imagin Star Trek Vs. Preditors. Feds: Tricorder + Phaser + Prim(e) Directive = Dead Feds. Hummm....Nah, Jedi it is. And , of corse, don't forget the sequal......EMPIRE VS. ALIEN. Trapped on a Star destroyer with.....Hey....ya' never know!
Title: Re: JEDI Vs. PREDETOR. Well...why not?
Post by: James900 on February 05, 2002, 04:03:52 PM
Or Alien verus Predator Versus Jedi the ultimate battle alf can be guest referee and we can have E T and One of the bad taste aliens on commentary.  Only on PPV!
Title: Re: JEDI Vs. PREDETOR. Well...why not?
Post by: Gerry on February 05, 2002, 06:28:32 PM
The sad part is that this would be 100 times better than ATTACK OF THE CLONES.
Title: Re: JEDI Vs. PREDETOR. Well...why not?
Post by: AndyC on February 05, 2002, 07:26:33 PM
I think I'd rather see Alien vs. Jar Jar.

"Whosa are yousaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
Title: Re: JEDI Vs. PREDETOR. Well...why not?
Post by: Lord_Humungous on February 06, 2002, 01:02:49 AM
Hell.  Yes.  

"Meesa LOVE alien!  GUAAHHHH"   *CRUNCH* *SLURP*


As long as they don't sic the face huggers on him and make a hoard of annoying, floppy-eared, POINTLESS alien offspring.
Title: Re: JEDI Vs. PREDETOR. Well...why not?
Post by: Lord_Humungous on February 06, 2002, 01:12:04 AM
Not that I don't love Jar-Jar.   Unfortunately, I thought that early scene in which Qui-Gon used his lightsabre to SLOOOOOOOOOWLY melt through a blast door was a clever bit of forshawdowing and would later use that technique on Jar-Jar after the Jedi finally got sick of him.
Title: Re: JEDI Vs. PREDETOR. Well...why not?
Post by: Gerry on February 06, 2002, 12:23:33 PM
LOL!  Jar Jar aliens--the horror, the horror!
Title: Re: JEDI Vs. PREDETOR. Well...why not?
Post by: Flangepart on February 06, 2002, 06:43:31 PM
Ewwwwwww! Man, bad enough to be eaten alive, or used a "Baby food", but it could have an up side.....be easier to kill. Stupid is as stupid eats. Imagin a face hugger with no sence of direction.