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Movies => Bad Movies => Topic started by: Neville on September 06, 2006, 01:14:24 PM

Title: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: Neville on September 06, 2006, 01:14:24 PM
...and he's just beaten up the webmaster from Spanish bad movie website CineCutre.

Let's remember Boll promised to fight his critics in a box ring and used some of the footage on his upcoming "Postal 2" movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM2w5FOPQw

Seing how sad this defeat is (not to mention plain pathetic, and the biggest attack on Spaniard national ego since the Cuba war against the USA), I think Andrew should consider fighting the guy.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: Ash on September 06, 2006, 01:32:47 PM
No offense, but I've seen girls with more spunk and fight than that Spanish fighter!
Had you not mentioned that it was a guy and had I not seen that he had a beard, I would've thought it was a girl.
You guys needed a better fighter....one with balls perhaps.
What a sissy!
Title: Re: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: Neville on September 06, 2006, 01:38:40 PM
ASHTHECAT Wrote:
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> You guys needed a better fighter....one with balls
> perhaps.

C'on, don't be so hard on him. It's a nerd we're speaking about here. And you just have to see the way he "trained" for the big time:

http://milliondollarjevy.blogspot.com/

We should have sent him an undercover nerd, like Raineier Wolfcastle in that Simpsons skit. Hope the rest of the Internet critics watch this and start taking the man seriously. On the ring, I mean.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: Ash on September 06, 2006, 01:43:08 PM
Seriously, I personally know one local girl who's an amatuer boxer that would whoop Uwe Boll's ass!

Now that would be a sight to see!
Title: Re: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: Neville on September 06, 2006, 02:07:00 PM
I think Andrew vs. Boll would be a good one. Only problem, we would need a translator for the insults in German.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: Rombles on September 07, 2006, 07:26:54 AM
I think Movie Director vs Spanish Nerd would be a vastly different fight to Movie Director vs US Marine.  I think Mr Boll's only chance with that one would be to edit the footage in Post Production to look like he didn't get slaughtered!
Title: Re: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: trekgeezer on September 07, 2006, 07:29:16 AM
Man, what a couple of pussies! I couldn't even watch all of it.

If Boll fought Andrew I guaranty the fight would be about 20 seconds long.
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Title: Re: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: Shadowphile on September 08, 2006, 04:24:45 AM
At least Boll was willing to put himself in the ring, without knowing anything about his opponent.  That takes balls.  And the critic deserves some accolades for stepping up as well.  He knew he wasn't a boxer when he signed up but he signed up anyway.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: Dr. Whom on September 08, 2006, 09:38:00 AM
Perhaps, but the way he reacted makes me think he didn't expect that Uwe Boll would actually hit him very hard.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll does as promised...
Post by: Doc Daneeka on September 08, 2006, 03:09:25 PM
At least Uwe has shown at least twice as much chutzpah than Ed Wood ever had. You go, king of modern B!