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5. Slumber Party Massacre
4. Ultraviolet
3. House of the Dead
2. The Dead Next Door
1. S.I.C.K. (SERIAL INSANE CLOWN KILLER)
You have to add to the list BATTLEFIELD EARTH. That is my worst film ever.
Welcome to the forum Cafejava.
Ultraviolet was not a work of art but no way was it a top 5 worst ever. I mean hell, Mila's stomach alone kept it from being top 5 worst.
House of the Dead wasn't all that bad either...I found that movie to be hilarious. The part with the zombies running through the woods and jumping off the almost hidden springboards was classic.
5) Pearl Harbor (2001)
4) Blade Runner (1982)...That's right, I said it!
3) The Shape of things to Come (1979)
2) In the Dust of the Stars (1976)
1) Rocketship XM (1950)
Quote from: Him on December 20, 2006, 04:26:20 PM
4) Blade Runner (1982)...That's right, I said it!
That "boo" button is looking awful good right now.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
1. Meatweed Madness [I've never seen so crappy movie. Propably the worst of Troma's bad ones]
2. Lucy Sky Diamond [Something which ought to be tribute to Guinea Pig series but it's hour and few minutes of idiotic running and moshing in front of dude in paper box :teddyr: )
3. Berserker: The Nordic Cursde [something like thsat. The worst slasher I've ever seen]
I can't think of another two movies ;]
Off the top of my head...
1.I DISMEMBER MAMMA_ Whatta boring peice of SH!T!
2.LOST HIGHWAY -Whatta letdown! A meandering peice of self indulgent BULLSH!T on Lynch"s part? Did the studio preview this crap?
3.SGT> PEPPERS LONLY HEARTS CLUB BAND-GOOD GRAVY!!!
4.A whole lotta junk that plays on IFC by so called inellectually auteurs that make no sense to anyone and just serve the self in...uhh...see...ya know.
5. OK...have mercy...(gulp!) rocky horror picture show...?
Galaxy of the dinosaurs is probably the worst movie I have ever seen ever.
Quote from: RCMerchant on December 20, 2006, 05:45:46 PM
Off the top of my head...
1.I DISMEMBER MAMMA_ Whatta boring peice of SH!T!
2.LOST HIGHWAY -Whatta letdown! A meandering peice of self indulgent BULLSH!T on Lynch"s part? Did the studio preview this crap?
3.SGT> PEPPERS LONLY HEARTS CLUB BAND-GOOD GRAVY!!!
4.A whole lotta junk that plays on IFC by so called inellectually auteurs that make no sense to anyone and just serve the self in...uhh...see...ya know.
5. OK...have mercy...(gulp!) rocky horror picture show...?
Some of the stuff on IFC can actually be worth watching. I've seen numerous films on there that I wouldn't have given the chance at a video store.
Quote from: Shaggs[Pl] on December 20, 2006, 05:12:09 PM
3. Berserker: The Nordic Cursde [something like thsat. The worst slasher I've ever seen]
The one with the guy "wrestling" the bear? Man, if you have also seen that, I just lost a bet with a friend. I bet Gary that I would never run into another person who had seen that movie.
Some movies on my plain awful, painful, run away or hide under a table when it comes on list:
Sextette
I have actually been tackled and punched by others to get the remote away from me and stop this movie. The only reason I put it on was to torture them anyway.
The Trial of Billy Jack
Three hours! Three hours of Billy and his friends being held up as the best things since sliced bread, while any member of the establishment is so evil that they should have given them tails and pitchforks. The moment the students did a TV interview, with a woman whose furniture was repossessed for non-payment, my brain grounded out. What else should they have done?
Heartbeeps
I get it, they are almost human.
Gotta go with...
" Manos " Hands of Fate
Mitchell
White Pongo
Robot Monster
Space Mutiny
In no paticular order.
If you watch "Manos" without the MST treatment, it is definitely a painful movie.
Quote from: Andrew on December 20, 2006, 07:49:22 PM
If you watch "Manos" without the MST treatment, it is definitely a painful movie.
That's the Only way anyone could watch it!! :smile:
5. Mesa of Lost Women
4. The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
3. Battlefield Earth
2. Highlander 2
1. Leonard part 6
Leonard part six is the only movie I have ever walked out on in the theater. I sat through all of Battlefield Earth, Waterworld and even Titanic, but that Cosby movie did me in.
Quote from: Ometiklan on December 20, 2006, 07:42:03 PM
Gotta go with...
" Manos " Hands of Fate
Mitchell
White Pongo
Robot Monster
Space Mutiny
In no paticular order.
Are you sure you are on the right forum?
Robot Monster is one of the most entertaining bad movies ever made. It is sacred around here.
Quote from: Skaboi on December 20, 2006, 04:35:09 PM
Quote from: Him on December 20, 2006, 04:26:20 PM
4) Blade Runner (1982)...That's right, I said it!
That "boo" button is looking awful good right now.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Ditto
Want to press it a few times just for fun? :teddyr:
Not surprisingly, these are all fairly recent:
5: Pearl Harbor
4: Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid
3: Stick It
2: Withchouse 2: Blood Coven
1: Death Tunnel
That's the stuff I've actually watched, though I still havent' fast-forwarded all the way to the end of Stick It.
Quote from: Andrew on December 20, 2006, 07:36:56 PM
Quote from: Shaggs[Pl] on December 20, 2006, 05:12:09 PM
3. Berserker: The Nordic Cursde [something like thsat. The worst slasher I've ever seen]
The one with the guy "wrestling" the bear? Man, if you have also seen that, I just lost a bet with a friend. I bet Gary that I would never run into another person who had seen that movie.
Well, sorry :D
And I would like to add two more the worst movie [at least for me]:
- House Of Dead
- Burning Moon [well, gore is nice but overall this movie is very borring. In question of german gore - Only Buttgereit]
No list of the worst ever is complete until you've seen this:
CURSE OF HALLOWEEN REVIEW (http://www.dreadcentral.com/index.php?name=Reviews&req=showcontent&id=1248)
In no particular order:
1 Speed 2:Cruise control
This is honestly the only movie i have stopped, and not watched trough. It was that bad. Even Willem Dafoe couldnt save it.
2:Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Nicholas Cage as a peace loving italian. Speaks english with an italian accent. This movie was horrible!!! I'm sure some chicks out there loved it tho.
3: Titanic
How this movie could become such a succes, is a complete mystery. It's ghastly.
4: Underworld
What a boring piece of **** (UnderGROUND on the other hand... that's an entertaining movie!)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114787/
5: American pie
Most unfunny thing ever
Glad to see that someone else loathes Underworld. I was so excited to see it when it originally came out, but I have yet to stay awake through it. That film drains me every time I attempt to watch it.
KYGOTC's bottom 5. (IN no order)
*Manos hand of fate
*The Sky divers
*Popye the movie
*Batman and Robin
*um...that brittney spears movie. i forgot the name.
ahh what the hell. I'll add one more
*Shaun of the Dead. (yea, i know. sue me.)
Quote from: Skaboi on December 21, 2006, 09:05:31 AM
Glad to see that someone else loathes Underworld. I was so excited to see it when it originally came out, but I have yet to stay awake through it. That film drains me every time I attempt to watch it.
But...but....KATE!
After seeing these I thought 'now that was a complete waste of time'
Pearl Harbour (in a class of its own. I'd rather watch Battlefield Earth twice)
Galaxina (never seen a movie that tries so hard to be funny, yet fails utterly)
Tomb Raider (enough said)
Van Helsing (ten millions of special effects do not a movie make)
Yes, I know Kate is in two of them, but she should pick her movies more carefully!
Unfortunately...if she's in a movie...I can sit through it and just watch her...I have a disease and she's it.
Quote from: odinn7 on December 21, 2006, 10:51:46 AM
...I have a disease and she's it.
I have another name for that disease (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Tongue/mockery-022.gif)
Okay, I want to and think eveyone should preface their picks by reminding others that their choices are based solely on what they've actually seen, not on someone else's opinions. Now, Andrew, I've seen the cover art for that Berserker movie, but never bothered t see the movie itself, so I can't throw it in. Also, I've not yet- nor will ever likely bother to- watched Battlefield Earth. John Travolta is someone I cannot hradly stomach in movies (I'm still amazed I could get through Pulp Fiction, but watching him get shot up was the biggest reward for my viewing experience).
1. Invasion of the Bee Girls
Why? Nudity from all the people I never wanted to see nude. For me, watching this movie was like turning over a full garbage can and having someone hold my face about two inches from the contents. What the hell is the deal with making a loose connection between women and bees? This was the inspiration for my argument that softcore is more damaging to young minds than hardcore.
2. Alligator 2: The Mutation
For some reason, I can't stand this movie, and some of the people in it make me physically ill just looking at them. Kind of ironic because I love it's predeccessor and catch it anytime it comes on TV. What a croc! I kill me!!
3. The Brainiac
If it wasn't for Sandra Bernhardt's brief late night show "Reel Wild Cinima" I never would have been lured into watching this badly dubbed, worse acted import. Harsh, awkward and sparsely populated (due to a shortage of people willing to appear in it, apparently)... oh, and did I mention how the monster looks? Whew. Makes me yearn for the sophistication of Roger Corman's earlier works...
4. The Beast with a Million Eyes
...Oh wait, maybe not. If you know your Corman movies, what can I add that hasn't been already mentioned by his detractors? Still, the appearance of a "killer" cow provided me with at least one laugh from this turd.
5. The Mutant
I'm a little fuzzy on this one, though I think it's been mentioned on this website amoung other places. I only caught like about 30 minutes of it one night on old late night tv. a monster goes around 'disappearing" people. I think it has a scene where some guy gets pulled under his bed. A grown man getting pulled under his bed- that's the highlight I can recall. I tried to watch this back when I was really interested in monster movies.. but I was so bored, I willingly gave into sleep.
Dis-Honorable mention:
The Dark: Absurd, convoluted 1970's mess that skirts sci-fi, monster mash, and skims detective material, but ultimately makes other crappy 70's films like "It Lives by Night" and "Scream of the Wolf" look focused and well-written. The highlight was watching some wannabe night patrolman get his head ripped off, while his body stumbles about. Whisper softy of "The DAAAARRK!"
Quote from: odinn7 on December 21, 2006, 10:51:46 AM
Unfortunately...if she's in a movie...I can sit through it and just watch her...I have a disease and she's it.
I know what you mean. The parts of Aeon Flux without Charlize Theron simply aren't the same.
Quote from: Menard on December 20, 2006, 08:45:07 PM
Quote from: Ometiklan on December 20, 2006, 07:42:03 PM
Gotta go with...
" Manos " Hands of Fate
Mitchell
White Pongo
Robot Monster
Space Mutiny
In no paticular order.
Are you sure you are on the right forum? Robot Monster is one of the most entertaining bad movies ever made. It is sacred around here.
Yea. yew watch what yew say about Robot Monster around here or we shall....umm.....lower your karma or something. oooooo i bet your scared now.
Quote3. The Brainiac
If it wasn't for Sandra Bernhardt's brief late night show "Reel Wild Cinima" I never would have been lured into watching this badly dubbed, worse acted import. Harsh, awkward and sparsely populated (due to a shortage of people willing to appear in it, apparently)... oh, and did I mention how the monster looks? Whew. Makes me yearn for the sophistication of Roger Corman's earlier works..
BLASPHEMY!
Hollowman is one of the biggest peices of cinematic crap that I have ever seen. I'd rather watch Manos:Hands of Fate without the MST3K jokes than this film again.
Quote from: Masked_Maverick on December 22, 2006, 07:57:03 PM
Hollowman is one of the biggest peices of cinematic crap that I have ever seen. I'd rather watch Manos:Hands of Fate without the MST3K jokes than this film again.
oooooo man, thats harsh.
^ its the truth though I absoloutely hated that movie.
In no particular order because I dislike them all equally:
The Horror of Spider Island
The Creature from the Haunted Sea
Evita
Love Story
Moulin Rouge
I have watched all of these films, well almost, I fell asleep during Moulin Rouge, and while I'm sure each one has fans I found each one painful to watch, I think falling asleep during the Nicole Kidman movie may have saved my life.
Quote from: DENNIS on December 23, 2006, 04:20:43 PM
In no particular order because I dislike them all equally:
The Horror of Spider Island
The Creature from the Haunted Sea
Evita
Love Story
Moulin Rouge
I have watched all of these films, well almost, I fell asleep during Moulin Rouge, and while I'm sure each one has fans I found each one painful to watch, I think falling asleep during the Nicole Kidman movie may have saved my life.
You are right. I am a fan of
Creature from the Haunted Sea. I about laughed myself silly watching that movie. :teddyr:
I inflicted Creature from the Haunted Sea on my wife recently, didn't see the whole thing because we had to visit the in-laws, she giggled through what we saw, asking things like, Why is he polishing his Keds, Why is he being chased by 2 rabbis, Why is he talking to a thermos and lunch box, Is this broad ever going to shut up, and Why is the creature wearing Levis and swim fins? We've no plans to view the rest, this was the #2 movie on a used Dvd that I purchased at Gamestop, #1 was Beast from the Haunted Cave, that is what I spent my $2.50 for, I get a big kick out of the see-through vampire spider thing with the Cousin it hair.
Quote from: DENNIS on December 23, 2006, 05:15:55 PM
I inflicted Creature from the Haunted Sea on my wife recently, didn't see the whole thing because we had to visit the in-laws, she giggled through what we saw, asking things like, Why is he polishing his Keds, Why is he being chased by 2 rabbis, Why is he talking to a thermos and lunch box, Is this broad ever going to shut up, and Why is the creature wearing Levis and swim fins? We've no plans to view the rest, this was the #2 movie on a used Dvd that I purchased at Gamestop, #1 was Beast from the Haunted Cave, that is what I spent my $2.50 for, I get a big kick out of the see-through vampire spider thing with the Cousin it hair.
"Beast from Haunted Cave" is definitely a cut above your other film. The monster design is fairly simple, but exotic in appearance. Also, they did a good job with some of the shooting locations. I remember feeling like they were alone, unable to seek help from others, at that cabin. The scene with it feeding on the person (or is it two of them?) who are webbed to the wall is genuinely hair-raising.
"Creature from the Haunted Sea" - well, there is only so much you can do with ping pong balls.
I like...make that love!...HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND! The monsters are goofy,the story is silly,the girls are sexy,and the dialouge is dumb.Whats NOT to love!?
Yea, how could you put ROBOT MONSTER and HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND on a bad (as in bad) movie list? I liked both of those films. :smile:
(http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/posters/a1011-spiderisland_small.jpg)
Was Larry Buchanan inspired by Creature from the Haunted Sea to make his monsters have ping pong ball eyes?
I'd have to list Massacre as the worst movie I've run across. It's a cop movie from the mid-80s that forgot to actually have any entertaining value. How it can be watched without dying of boredom is a great mystery.
(http://www.cathuria.com/bcd/Hauntedsea.jpg)
Off the top of my head:
The Return of Captain Invincible - Even Christopher Lee couldn't salvage this stinker.
The Wizard of Mars - An overlong dullorama with no plot.
It's Alive! - Larry Buchanan... Need I say more?
Bag (short) - About ten minutes of a guy trying to fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
And, of course, that stupid boxed set I fell for from the Polonia brothers.
Still, only five is a pretty tall order for this board.
A recent comment on another thread has me taring up my place in order to find my copy of "Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars".
In my humble opinion:
Jason X
The Core
Godzilla Final Wars
Children Shouldn`t Play with Dead Things
Maximum Overdrive
Boy there are so many , maybe an honorable mention for...The Stuff
Gamera:Super Monster
The Creeping Terror
Quote from: Zap Rowsdower on December 24, 2006, 08:52:42 AM
In my humble opinion:
Jason X
The Core
Godzilla Final Wars
Children Shouldn`t Play with Dead Things
Maximum Overdrive
Boy there are so many , maybe an honorable mention for...The Stuff
Gamera:Super Monster
The Creeping Terror
The Core is without a doubt the one movie my wife hates so much that if I bought the DVD, she'd probably consider it grounds for divorce, so whenever I see that it will be on I set the reminder on the cable box, that way while I'm at work the reminder can interrupt Oprah or Dr. Phil, so far she's taken this as a joke so maybe I'd better not push my luck.
Quote from: Scott on December 23, 2006, 11:48:42 PM
(http://www.cathuria.com/bcd/Hauntedsea.jpg)
Now, that is Homer Simpson in make up
1)Children of the Living Dead.
2) I Eat Your Skin/Flesh.
3)Alien Warrior.
4)Battlefield Earth.
5)Manos the Hands of Fate.
I love MANOS! I even like I EAT YOUR SKIN(though I'm not sure exactly why!)
TORGO RULES!!!
Here is my five badies:
5. Equinox--Does being possessed mean that you make funny mugs for your friends on TV?
4. Screamers (1982)--Men turned inside out. I got fooled on this one.
3. Gong Show Movie--Showing J.P. Morgan's breasts was painful. Ugh!!
2. Manos, the hands of Fate--Gotta go with the flow on this one.
1. McHale's Navy--What a waste of talent. How can somebody ruin a movie with Bruce Campbell in it!? They achieved the impossible and created a stinking pile of dookie.
Quote from: daveblackeye15 on December 25, 2006, 11:57:35 AMBattlefield Earth.
Agreed I forgot about this hollywood peice of scientology propaganda movie. It was complete garbage anothe film I'd rather see Joe Don Baker roll around in bed with Linda Evans than see this movie again. Sorry about the anaologies just stating things I'd rather do/see than certain movies.
Okay, a few things...
I too was dissapointed by Hollow Man. It started going downhill when Kevin Bacon killed that dog in the cage- which was kind of comical instead of horrible- and just got worse from there on. Up to that point, I thought it was okay.
I must agree that Jason X sucked pretty bad, but since I'm no fan of the FT13th series, I found it only moderatly awful by comparision (what's the one where they play the whole thing for laughs? That one was worse than Jason X.. and the one where he goes to Manhattan was no pleasure cruise, either). I would say all the sequals sucked ass. I fell alseep trying to watch the second one. I've sat through Yongary, The Frozen Dead and The Unearthly, but Friday the 13th part 2 put me to sleep like a little kid. BOOORING!
Maximum Overdrive isn't good, but I put it on the level with Creepshow... it has a few redeeming moments. I loved the Green Goblin head on that one truck, too. I would've hated Creepshow except for the story about the monkey thing in the box.
Also, Eight Legged Freaks was bad... not awful, but way too predictable... and conveniant... and repetitive.
Quote from: Masked_Maverick on December 27, 2006, 10:10:34 AM
I'd rather see Joe Don Baker roll around in bed with Linda Evans than see this movie again. Sorry about the anaologies just stating things I'd rather do/see than certain movies.
Why would somebody ever think about that? Is there a "Sextette" Muse that goes around putting ideas like this into people's heads?
Good god, I hope not. As it is now, I cannot see Timothy Dalton in anything anymore without expecting the shambling corpse of Mae West to lurch on screen and gasp out an innuendo or two.
Though...she couldn't possibly look any older.
Quote from: Shadowfyre on December 29, 2006, 07:11:05 PM
Good god, I hope not. As it is now, I cannot see Timothy Dalton in anything anymore without expecting the shambling corpse of Mae West to lurch on screen and gasp out an innuendo or two.
Though...she couldn't possibly look any older.
True, at least not without shedding her skin and becoming a skeleton.
My usual answer to this is the stupendously bad Future War, though my having blocked out nearly all of Nudist Colony of the Dead probably says something about that.
After them, though? Pssh...I dunno...I can't include Zardoz, since you can actually laugh and go "The hell?" at that. BloodRayne, perhaps, in all its awesome dullness...
Quote from: Bill C. on December 30, 2006, 02:42:13 PM
My usual answer to this is the stupendously bad Future War
"No...greater...love...hath...man."
I cannot hate the movie for the simple reason that it actually took alien slave masters, Robert Z'Dar, and dinosaurs and mushed them all together into one plot. That the bible-converted hero can kill the dinosaurs, using only his knife, while SWAT teams are easy kills for the alien-created reptiles - well, that is gravy.
Quote from: Andrew on December 30, 2006, 02:52:32 PM
Quote from: Bill C. on December 30, 2006, 02:42:13 PM
My usual answer to this is the stupendously bad Future War
"No...greater...love...hath...man."
I cannot hate the movie for the simple reason that it actually took alien slave masters, Robert Z'Dar, and dinosaurs and mushed them all together into one plot. That the bible-converted hero can kill the dinosaurs, using only his knife, while SWAT teams are easy kills for the alien-created reptiles - well, that is gravy.
Okay, point. You can (in the right mindset) laugh at the awesomely bad schlock. I don't think you can do that with
BloodRayne...or at least not in the same way.
Quote from: Bill C. on December 30, 2006, 02:42:13 PM
...I can't include Zardoz, since you can actually laugh and go "The hell?" at that.
Go ahead...include it :teddyr:
I don't know...as much of a trainwreck as it is, I just can't quite bring myself to hate on "The gun is good! The penis is evil!"
Currently:
5. The Wedding Planner--I'm pretty sure I'm exaggerating on this one since it's probably just mediocre, but I remember that it seemed to go on forever and ever and I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!
4. Sex and the Single Alien--A retarded film where aliens give a man the power to give women orgasms by using his mind.
3. 2001: A Space Travesty--The title couldn't be more fitting.
2. New York Minute--Crapping your pants during your own wedding would be less miserable than watching this movie.
1. The Cat in the Hat (2003 live action one)--I want to murder everyone who worked on this abomination.
5. Dracula Dead and Loving it! I used to like Leslie Neisen but much like Chevy Chase an Bill Murray he lost whatever it was that he once had.
4. Bubba Ho Tep I like Bruce Cambell and all but even Ossie Davis couldn't save this one.
3. The Blair Witch Project The first Scooby Doo movie was scarier than this and it didn't even have to drop the "F" bomb 37655 times throughout the film
2. Titanic Yeah i know a documentory style alone movie would have bombed but the "slobs vs. the snobs" angle has been done to death.
1. Dawn of the Dead (remake) Being born and raised in Pittsburgh, having travelled to all the locations where the films were shot, having met a goodly amount of the cast and crew from NOTLD, having met Tom Savini, and just generally being a pure Romero living dead fan i can say this movie actually caused me physical pain to watch it was hard for me to like any of the people in this film and when everyone died i didn't care :bluesad:
Quote from: Ometiklan on December 20, 2006, 07:59:07 PM
Quote from: Andrew on December 20, 2006, 07:49:22 PM
If you watch "Manos" without the MST treatment, it is definitely a painful movie.
That's the Only way anyone could watch it!! :smile:
Yeah, I think your eyes melt and your ears start bleeding if you try to watch it without the MST3K commentary. :buggedout:
It occurs to me...I have an unwatched, unopened copy of From Justin to Kelly sitting in the DVD backlog from hell...
Quote from: Bill C. on December 31, 2006, 08:39:42 PM
It occurs to me...I have an unwatched, unopened copy of From Justin to Kelly sitting in the DVD backlog from hell...
No don't, you're still a young man, you have your whole life ahead of you.
Why can I imagine all of us posting, asking Bill if he is okay, but not receiving any replies? Then, after repeated pleas from all of us, a new post from Bill does appear and we are all horrified by the parallel to "The Statement of Randolph Carter."
In no real order:
The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!
Anaconda
Boa Vs Python
Starship Troopers
Spaceballs
Okay, hang on a minute...Spaceballs?!? Admitted, it's certainly not Mel Brooks at his finest, but huh?
And you're lumping it in with Boa vs. Python?!?
First post...
The Roller Blade Seven
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Urban Legends: Final Cut
Red Zone Cuba
Turkish Star Wars
Admittedly, I roared with laughter all the way through "Turkish Star Wars", so I'm not sure it belongs. It's even funnier when I remember copying it for a few mates, and accidentally unticked the subtitles box on DVD Shrink. Those poor fools had to make do without even being able to understand what the actors were saying :)
Quote from: Bill C. on January 01, 2007, 08:35:03 AM
Okay, hang on a minute...Spaceballs?!? Admitted, it's certainly not Mel Brooks at his finest, but huh?
And you're lumping it in with Boa vs. Python?!?
Yes, Spaceballs. It's crap, especially compared to movies like Hyperspace.
Quote from: Famous Mortimer on January 01, 2007, 10:34:52 AM
First post...
The Roller Blade Seven
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Urban Legends: Final Cut
Red Zone Cuba
Turkish Star Wars
Admittedly, I roared with laughter all the way through "Turkish Star Wars", so I'm not sure it belongs. It's even funnier when I remember copying it for a few mates, and accidentally unticked the subtitles box on DVD Shrink. Those poor fools had to make do without even being able to understand what the actors were saying :)
Welcome aboard.
Interesting thing about your choice of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" is that I do not find the movie that awful. If we were grading it like a coin, it would probably be "Fair." However, I can understand why it might be that painful to you. When a comedy misses a viewer's funny spot, it becomes completely devoid of entertainment.
Films like "The Man Who Saved The World" and the "Indian Superman" are amazingly bad to me, but I can still find some amusement in how awful they are at times.
Why Manos? I LOVE that movie.And ,believe it or not,even though I saw it on MSTK,Icannot stand that show.I may get some bad karma here,but I have to be honest about this. I HATE MSTK! It's annoying and the little heads in front of the screen are annoying!
Quote from: Andrew on January 01, 2007, 11:59:11 AM
Interesting thing about your choice of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" is that I do not find the movie that awful. If we were grading it like a coin, it would probably be "Fair." However, I can understand why it might be that painful to you. When a comedy misses a viewer's funny spot, it becomes completely devoid of entertainment.
Films like "The Man Who Saved The World" and the "Indian Superman" are amazingly bad to me, but I can still find some amusement in how awful they are at times.
"Indian Superman"? What the hell? This I have to see.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights was one of two films where I've walked out of the cinema before the end. And I'm normally a big Mel Brooks fan too. But I know people who like it, so I guess some of it is just me.
One thing I feel that is good about Robin Hood Men in Tights is the theme song, it gives my daughter, Kari and I something to sing as we walk through the Arroyo Seco archery range, and of course the Pasadena Roving Archers hate us for it.
Top 5 worst movies ever? Thanks to Netflix I've managed to see alot of horrible movies
5. Manos, Hands of Fate
4. Garbage Pail Kids The Movie
3. A Very Brady Sequal
2. Jaws of Death
1. Wolf Creek
The Terror Within (Alien ripoff that even steals lines from Alien)
Manos (Nothing to say that hasn't already been said)
Laserblast (Boring...)
Godzilla VS Megalon (Complete with Ultraman rip-off)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (Half of this is just a re-cap of the first movie...)
Quote from: D-Man on January 01, 2007, 08:17:14 PM
The Terror Within (Alien ripoff that even steals lines from Alien)
Along the lines of Alien ripoffs, I think that this might not be the worst. I sort of enjoyed the idea of them all hiding in the bunker, with the gargoyles infesting the terrain above them. Also the broken contact with other refuge stations was interesting.
A movie that your post reminded me of was Unknown Origin. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/unkorigin/) It is so bad as to directly copy a few scenes from "The Thing."
Well, I don't know...the creature's costume in "The Terror Within" was pretty bad, and when that baby monster erupted from the woman's partially cut open womb, I was repulsed at first, but then when it crawled off on its hands and knees, I just busted out laughing at it how ridiculous it looked.
Would "Traxx" make it into the list for anyone?
I would have to say it's one of the more painful things I've seen... but I haven't seen a lot of the massively agonizing things you guys have.
"Chili con cookie."
Ugh. "Shanghai Surprise." That one would make it into my bottom five. That movie embodied much of what sucked in the eighties. It's so bad I can barely remember it.
I couldn't put Zardoz there, though.... nor Creepshow. Too many redeeming moments. "It's Father's Day, Bedelia. I WANT MY CAKE! *rraugh!* *crunch*" I mean, how can you hate a movie that has that scene in it? And Steven King, shaking the glowing green goo off his hand and saying "meteor shee-it!"
I note that "worst five" to us is different than what regular mortals would consider the worst five. Take, for example, "Dark Star the Spaced-Out Spaceship," which I can watch and cackle over, while my wife flees at the opening credits. And who could get their (non-Badmovies.org) friends to watch "Manos" without the MST3K? It's like playing a William Shatner album at a party and refusing to shut it off when people start milling around and looking at each other...
Quote from: Zapranoth on January 02, 2007, 02:43:19 AM
Would "Traxx" make it into the list for anyone?
I would have to say it's one of the more painful things I've seen... but I haven't seen a lot of the massively agonizing things you guys have.
I don't think it's that bad, to be honest. It doesn't take itself all that seriously and has a few jokes I still quote with my friends today.
Another recap... First off, the indian Superman kind of interests me, but I get a feeling I'm better off not knowing- like the flying scene in Reptilicus.
Also, I'd say Godzilla vs. Megalon is one of the worst Godzilla movies, but still much better than Yongary, Frankenstein Conquers the World or Destroy All Planets. I was never a fan of Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster myself. Megalon is bad, but at least it's kind of a fun bad. Try saying that after watching Yongary, Monster from the Deep.
I'm on a strict "no Alien ripoffs" diet... at least, nothing from the 1980's.
Quote from: Zapranoth on January 02, 2007, 02:43:19 AM
I note that "worst five" to us is different than what regular mortals would consider the worst five. Take, for example, "Dark Star the Spaced-Out Spaceship," which I can watch and cackle over, while my wife flees at the opening credits. And who could get their (non-Badmovies.org) friends to watch "Manos" without the MST3K? It's like playing a William Shatner album at a party and refusing to shut it off when people start milling around and looking at each other...
Indeed. I happen to love Peter Jackson's
Dead-Alive (Braindead), but I have been assured of physical harm by The Other Half if I ever try to screen it with her around.
Quote from: Andrew on December 20, 2006, 07:49:22 PM
If you watch "Manos" without the MST treatment, it is definitely a painful movie.
I actually own a copy of the regular version of Manos on VHS. Got it for 5 dollars at a video store that was going out of business.
My friends and I tried watching it without the MST treatment, and just couldn't do it.
Quote from: Shadowfyre on January 02, 2007, 07:38:36 PM
Indeed. I happen to love Peter Jackson's Dead-Alive (Braindead), but I have been assured of physical harm by The Other Half if I ever try to screen it with her around.
I take it you haven't subjected her to Meet the Feebles yet? :cheers: :cheers:
Um...no. I think her head would explode. :wink:
OK! You Want lousy? Try PSYCHED by the 4D WITCH.THATS lousy! What a load of incohmprehensible nonsense that was! Or at least any of the POLICE ACADAMY sequels! I still stand by MANOS! This movie fasinated me in a jaw dropping way,almost as much as MONSTER a GO GO or BLOOD FREAK. My kids cringe when we have company over,and I plug these in...but it never ceases to amaze them.EEAGHH!,the WILD WOMEN of WONGO,etc...THESE are bad movies to marvel over eons from now! Pass them on to your kids,your grand kids,your freinds and enemies! Shout it loud_ I'M SICK and I"M PROUD! RIGHT ON BROTHER! :hot:
There are many that are so bad they're great, as everyone here knows. Thus this site!
Then those are the those that are painful even for the bad movie fan.
In no order as they all equally sucked eggs. This is my recently made bad list, there are others that are much older and far worse. (i.e. - The Beast of Yucca Flats, Monster A Go-Go, etc) but without further ado ...
"Death to the Supermodel" - I tried to enjoy it, I mean it had hot babe in it, but the movie was just really lame, if any movie ever needed nudity this was the one. (There was one very brief passing scene by an unknown, but it really needed it wall to wall to make it a keeper.)
"The Notorious Bettie Page" - If Bettie Page was dead she'd be turning over in her grave. Watching was like watching a train wreck in slow motion, you didn't want to watch it but you just had to see what happened. All involved should be ashamed and barred from futher film making. I'm ashamed to say I bought this blind as I'm a huge Bettie fan, if you are one too. Save your money not even worth renting.
Nacho Libre - Yes, even though I like Jack Black this movie was just just bad IMHO. I had high hopes for it and I was body slammed with disappointment. I'm not sure what went wrong here but something about the entire flix just didn't work.
Larry the Cable Guy, Health Inspector - Do I really have to explain this one? Even IMDB has it on the Bottom 100 list.
Little Man - A big waste of time, money and film.
Granted there are many far worse than these, many straight to DVD that aren't even worth mentioning or giving them the credit of being called a movie, those that are only useful as coasters or skeet targets.
1. Gone With the Wind
2. Star Wars
3. Saturday Night Fever
4. War of the Worlds (the Tom Cruise version)
5. Brokeback Mountain
Quote from: the ghoul on January 07, 2007, 04:56:24 PM
1. Gone With the Wind
2. Star Wars
3. Saturday Night Fever
4. War of the Worlds (the Tom Cruise version)
5. Brokeback Mountain
CONTROVERSIAL! Surely you must not have seen very many films. I haven't seen
Saturday Night Fever (my wife has the DVD so I'll watch it eventually) or
Brokeback Mountain, but I'll say that
War of the Worlds was kind of lame (but the effects of the tripods were awesome, as well as the sound they made) and that
Gone With the Wind is overrated (not without it's moments of greatness, though).
Star Wars is a classic but there's nothing wrong with someone not liking it.
Go watch the Mike Myers version of
Cat in the Hat and see if you don't contemplate either suicide or genocide. I'm still baffled by that movie.
Unrelated to the above, I'd like to mention that I'm a fan of
Godzilla vs. Megalon despite how the movie is kind of crappy and boring and Jet Jaguar being a total wuss.
1.unhinged-i would rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork then watch this again.
2.boogeyman (remake)- i remember a half hour in thinking, why in the flyin f**k did i spend the 5.50 to sit through this absolute piece of garbage.
3.Killjoy- the only hing worse than this is the sequel.
4.puppet master v.s demonic toys- i waited for this for so long (along wiht many other fans) and i got the shaft. this is one project that really p**sed me off because charles band is a jerk, he sold the rights to sci-fi instead of doing it himself. not to say that anything hes been doing lately is any good for that matter ( decadent evil or gingerdead man anyone?)with all these godforsaken puppet "stock footage" master sequels he keeps cranking out. imo the franchise bit the big one with curse of the puppet master and i dont even want to talk about retro. i keep asking myself the question why do these films suck so bad now? now he crams static rod puppets down our throught whos eyes and mouth dont even move when they talk, good story lines but are executed poorly,garbage garbage garbage. not to mention hes got more of a budget now than he did then, charles band deserves a slap upside the noggin. :hatred:
5.monster man- huge letdown,i heard alot of good things about it but i personally thought it sucked. while it had a few good jokes and some good gore effects it was crap.
Quote from: Pilgermann on January 08, 2007, 02:57:16 AM
Quote from: the ghoul on January 07, 2007, 04:56:24 PM
1. Gone With the Wind
2. Star Wars
3. Saturday Night Fever
4. War of the Worlds (the Tom Cruise version)
5. Brokeback Mountain
CONTROVERSIAL! Surely you must not have seen very many films. I haven't seen Saturday Night Fever (my wife has the DVD so I'll watch it eventually) or Brokeback Mountain, but I'll say that War of the Worlds was kind of lame (but the effects of the tripods were awesome, as well as the sound they made) and that Gone With the Wind is overrated (not without it's moments of greatness, though). Star Wars is a classic but there's nothing wrong with someone not liking it.
Go watch the Mike Myers version of Cat in the Hat and see if you don't contemplate either suicide or genocide. I'm still baffled by that movie.
Unrelated to the above, I'd like to mention that I'm a fan of Godzilla vs. Megalon despite how the movie is kind of crappy and boring and Jet Jaguar being a total wuss.
Actually, I have seen quite a lot of films. Probably at least 2,000 of them, but I am on this board because I LIKE so-called "Bad" movies! I LOVE Godzilla vs. Megalon, Manos, Robot Monster, etc. and I absolutely loathe the movies on my worst 5 list. Go figure!
Quote from: the ghoul on January 08, 2007, 09:20:20 AM
Actually, I have seen quite a lot of films. Probably at least 2,000 of them...
That's all?
Rookie :tongueout:
QuoteWar of the Worlds was kind of lame (but the effects of the tripods were awesome, as well as the sound they made)
I HATE CGI!! It doesn't impress me at all. I'll take a person in a rubber suit or a gorilla mask and a diving helmet over that boring crap any day. Stop-motion is cool too.
I totally agree about CGI.Compare AMERICAN WEREWOLF in LONDON and AMERICAN WEREWOLF in PARIS....It has to be REALLY outstaninding or subtle...and stop motion has an other worldly feel to it...almost supernatural.
Okay, another update... I can't say I hate all CGI, because every once in a while, it helps create one or two good effects, but it's usually used in the cheapest, poorest manner possible (and in a good number of Scifi channel movies, the only effect used for a monster).
Next, on Godzilla vs. Megalon... Jet Jaguar is lame, but I always thought it was Megalon that got the biggest disadvantage: those stupid spade arms; they kind of remind me of the type of knife people use to cut wedding cakes. As Joel Hodgeson once put it, "I'd like to thank the fine people of Seatopia for giving me these totally useless arms." Maybe Megalon should be considered the first handicapped kaiju...?
Also, films like Nacho Libre and either the Mike Myers version of Cat In the Hat or Jim Carrey's Grinch are movies someone would have to pay me to sit through, and maybe elbow me once in a while to make sure I'm still awake. Seriously, did someone sniff glue when they came up with the idea of turning The Grinch That Stole Christmas into a live action film??
Well, the 5 worst films to me weren't really movies we commonly think of as so-called bad movies but were moreso big budget disappointments (let's face it, most of today's pointless remakes are worse than SPACE MUTINY and BRIDE OF THE MONSTER ever were, at least to me they are. ) These picks are even worse than that: they are to me the worst disappointments because they were actually highly touted and I felt them absolutely painful viewing to endure. So here they are: the most painfully bad movies I ever endured:
Honorable Mention: DOGMA, the movie that proves Kevin Smith is an overrated hack as a director who should stick to writing comics, which he's much better at doing. Well IMO at least.
5) ACCIDENT (1967): Supposed to be a great thriller, this film is in fact an exercise in boredom.
4) NATURAL BORN KILLERS (1994): a mindlessly repetitive onslaught of violence with no real rhyme or reason to it. I would have feel asleep if this weren't so blasted noisy. Big disappointment to me as I loved PLATOON and BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.
3) TITANIC (1997): you take one of the world's biggest disasters and turn it into a dumbed down romance to appeal to the masses. Definitely the worst take on the disaster ever put to film IMHO. Most overrated movie in history perhaps?
2) BOOGIE NIGHTS (1997): Talk about your overrated pieces of trash! It doesn't get any worse than this overlong, dull mess in offensiveness. Absolutely awful acting but then one shouldn't expect any less from one of the worst actors in history, namely Mark Wahlberg.
1) ARMAGEDDON (1998): talk about mindless. It doesn't get any dumber than this. This is nothing but special effects (and not lovable memorable Harryhausen style special effects either). What a terrible waste of fine acting talent!
Yes, these were to me the worst movies I've ever seen. Hell, I even liked THE CREEPING TERROR, arguably the worst "bad movie" in history better than any of these and I would watch that anyday over any of them.
I wouldn't go so far as to call Kevin Smith a hack, but I don't care for his films much. Yeah, Boogie Nights seemed to go on forever...
For the Curious, My Top 5 All-Time Worst "Schlockly" (As in they Might Get Reviewed on this Site) Bad Movies would have to be:
5) The Apocalypse (1997) - I've reviewed this one over at Scifilm. I actually like it on some crazy level most cannot comprehend. Maybe it's just because I have a thing for Laura San Giancomo.
4) Monster From Green Hell (1958): DULL!! This movie's mostly well... walking and features...well...walking.
3) Alone in the Dark (2005): Uwe Boll has Christian Slater fighting obvious CGI alien critters. A muddled mess that could have been so much better.
2) The Amazing Transparent Man (1960): Definitely a disappointing effort from Edgar Ulmer, this one proves dreadfully dull in a running time of less than 60 minutes. I've actually reviewed this one at Scifilm and perhaps wasn't harsh enough on it as I have a soft spot for Ulmer's work.
1) The Creeping Terror (1964): It doesn't get much duller than the slowest moving monster perhaps in the history of cinema. Still the way it likes to munch down on bikini wearing beauties sometimes proves more entertaining than expected.
I have to disagree on "Dogma," but I think it is one of those films that appeals to some, while repelling others. It is a comedy and I have noticed that some comedy films work that way. Some of the little jokes were amazingly funny, like "Do not underestimate the drawing power of the Garden State." The who bit with Damon and Affleck bringing judgement to the one children's company seemed tacked on.
"Chasing Amy" was a complete mess. He tried to switch from a comedy to a serious drama around the center of the film and just ground gears for the remainder of the movie.
I also have to disagree that "The Creeping Terror" is that bad. Okay, I should explain. It is amazingly bad, but entertaining. They do not make films that bad anymore, because anything that bad is too self-aware and the "look we know it is a bad movie" moments ruin the effect.
Jase, try watching Natural born killers with the commentary on. Made it a much better movie in my eyes.
Quote from: JaseSF on January 09, 2007, 06:36:14 PM
Monster From Green Hell (1958): DULL!! This movie's mostly well... walking and features...well...walking.
Oh, I totally agree (http://www.bmoviegraveyard.com/reviews/MonsterFromGreenHell/).
Andrew, we'll have to just agree or disagree or Oh My God! But Andrew Convinced Me to Give THE CREEPING TERROR a second look!! :buggedout:
Cool review Shadowfyre.
I love "Clerks", top ten of all time for me, but everything since then has disappointed in big or small ways. Dogma was alright, but alright's not really good enough when he could have done so much better- he'd got a little too self-indulgent by that point I reckon.
1) Superbabies 2- I felt disgusted afterwards, And it was this movie that made me feel disgusted at the dancin' CGI babies
2) Xanadu- WORST MUSICAL EVER!
3) Monster A Go Go- You want to give us the big "f**k YOU!", I'll give you the big F-U!
4) Citizen Kane- I HATED this movie with all my guts, it's all about politics! I HATE POLITICS!
5) Mad Max 3: Beyond the Thunderdome- Beyond incredibly Boring is more like it. :twirl:
Quote from: Bull on September 26, 2010, 05:37:59 PM
1) Superbabies 2- I felt disgusted afterwards, And it was this movie that made me feel disgusted at the dancin' CGI babies
2) Xanadu- WORST MUSICAL EVER!
3) Monster A Go Go- You want to give us the big "f**k YOU!", I'll give you the big F-U!
4) Citizen Kane- I HATED this movie with all my guts, it's all about politics! I HATE POLITICS!
5) Mad Max 3: Beyond the Thunderdome- Beyond incredibly Boring is more like it. :twirl:
woah it's funny,
I just watched Xanadu 2nd time last week
I like it on first time and think it's better the 2nd time I watched it
it's so laughable and funny
but I understand why people hate this
even me consider it's one of my b movie guilty pleasure
hehe
and Mad Max 3
I think it have its moment
even it's the most boring and worst one in Mad Max
here's some worst movies come to my mind right now,
GRIM -
worst speical effect, non sense story,
stupid looking monster who knows black magic
can walk thru walls and floor to capture human to his underground chamber for no reason
most of the time the movie is in underground mine
it's so dark you can't see crap most of the time
Shock Treatment -
I wish I never know about this Rocky Horror Picture Show sequel
the most disappointed and boring sequel ever
Horror of The Hungry Humongous Hungan -
boriong as hell re-animation movie
plotless, bad killing scene, I just can't finish this
Hmmm, I assume this is a personal question, in that case-
Ghost Dad- Anyone who knows me also happens to know I dispise Bill Cosby. Even if I didn't this film is still garbage.
Monster High- I like idiotic comedy horror, but this is just WAY too much.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)- There's a special place in Hell for you Mr. Samuel Bayer...(FUN FACT: I've never seen it and never will)
Powder- I'm not into any of these 90's depressive drama films. To me they focus too much on the sadness theme and appeal of the main character than the actual moral of the film.
Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones- Out of the three atrocious prequels, this is the one I almost cannot stand at all. Phantom Menace has Darth Maul (and Jar Jar is funny...to me), Vader is born in RotS(and the dialogue is laughable), but this has NOTHING!
I have to add Battlefield Earth in my list
oh god I tried to watch it last night,
I go thru 50 mins then I give up
I know I say it every time someone makes a "worst movie ever" topic but...
Super Mario Bros. (1993) = horrible. Just thinking about this movie.... GR$@%#$%
I just threw up in my mouth a little, no joke.