MLaw's Wacky Warning Labels (http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/)
I think my favorite was "Don't try to dry your phone in a microwave oven."
What, you've never thought the washing machine would be a quick way to bathe the kids?
I guess I'll have go take my copy of the Yellow pages out of the car.
http://www.engrish.com/
It alway enlightens me to know that I'm not the... ummm uhhh... Unsmartest talkin' & words & stuff fellow in the world.
My favorite warning is the one on those car sun shades: Do not operate car with shade in place.
You mean I have to actually be able to see where I'm going?