So I was watching Heathers on DVD earlier and the scene where they take the lunchtime poll got me thinking.
Heather #1 asks...
"You win 5 million dollars from the Publisher's Sweepstakes. And the same day that Big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the earth and say they're gonna blow up the world in 2 days. What do you do?"
Well, what would you do? :wink:
Buy flamethrowers, hijack a space shuttle, board the ship, begin kicking-
Give them all the milk they want. :teddyr:
Well...............you probably wouldn't get to spend the 5 Million Dollar check for a number of reasons. One being nobody would care about cashing it, second it wouldn't be worth anything, and third it would probably take 10 days to clear. :smile:
I'd sign the check over to the aliens from Mercury insurance, get in my car, drive to the landing site, ram the invaders ship, and then get Jacoby and Meyers legal network to sue them for everthing they've got, because if they hadn't landed I wouldn't have had to crash into the ship. Given that we live in a country where lawsuits are a way of life, I could probably keep the invaders tied up in court for decades, just the jurisdictional issues would take years.
Buy a lot of lsd,turn on some Jimi Hendrix,and sit on the porch and watch the fireworks.
I asked the wifey what she would do.Her answer:"I'd go shopping." Typical.