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Title: Caption Fun
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 22, 2007, 09:42:22 AM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/arena/arena2.jpg)
"And if I win...will I get my shirt back?"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/babestoyland/babestoyland1.jpg)
The idea of Bill and Ted 3 never got over with the fans.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/boyanddog/boyanddog5.jpg)
"I'm lookin for a heartbeat..."

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/candy/candy8.jpg)
Early tryouts for Emperor Palpatine.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice8.jpg)
The number of tickets sold world wide for this movie.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: peter johnson on January 22, 2007, 10:43:15 AM

I especially like the obscure still from "A Boy and His Dog" --
peter johnson/denny crane

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 22, 2007, 11:08:46 AM

Thanks - there are a plethora of possible captions for any of the images from the reviews on this site. Feel free to contribute.

A few more:

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/urbanwarriors/urbanwarriors4.jpg)
Poor man's version of "they took the whole [effing] bar!"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/undertakerpals/undertakerpals2.jpg)
Death via strawberry jam?

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/streetfighter/streetfighter3.jpg)
"...and now Cammy here will sing 'the Locomotion!"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sextette/sextette7.jpg)
"welcome to my nightmare...welcome to my breakdown...I hope I didn't scare you..."

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars5.jpg)
Skynet's first Terminator steps off the assembly line...the T 15!

(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg)
Most common reaction to K-Fed's recent (and probably only) CD release.

(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/justiceleague/justiceleague4.jpg)
When the Flash is headlining you know you got problems!

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/abraxas/abraxas7.jpg)
"I aint got time to suck"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ninjawars/ninjawars4.jpg)
The Skittles commercial that never got to air.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/partycrasher/partycrasher4.jpg)
It's either Hannibal "Big Hair" 1985 or his momma.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/robochic/robochic7.jpg)
Police Academy 666: Welcome to Hell

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/robochic/robochic5.jpg)
Um...needs no caption

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sharkhunter/sharkhunter7.jpg)
"How the F#!k did I get on a Def Leppard set?!"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sharkhunter/sharkhunter6.jpg)
Yeah we about $h!t ourselves too when we saw Catwoman.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/howardduck/howardduck8.jpg)
"Cleveland sucks...CLEVELAND SUCKS!"

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Poogie on January 22, 2007, 03:48:43 PM

It's not a tuummmooorr....... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Copyoffs_517.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Andrew on January 22, 2007, 06:55:59 PM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cyberninja/cyberninja6.jpg)
The Bishop of Darkness blamed his mother's lisp for his confusion over "prism" vice "person."

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/itopworld/itopworld7.jpg)
"Which viking was supposed to be watching the chili?"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/messagespace/messagespace7.jpg)
Another disappointed Hawaiian football fanatic.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Poogie on January 22, 2007, 07:54:09 PM

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAT8UJHB.jpg) I feel a draft.....

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 23, 2007, 08:52:11 AM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sevengrand/sevengrand6.jpg)
"My moustache is bigger than yours!"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/shipshame/shipshame1.jpg)
K-Fed reads his Stud manual shortly after completing his "a***oles for Dummies" manual.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/xouterspace/xouterspace8.jpg)
All this giant monster wanted was a nice relaxing bubble bath.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slumberpartym/slumberpartym5.jpg)
If I live 'till 97, she'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven

(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/icepirates/icepirates5.jpg)
Richard Simmon's version of utopia!

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sinbad7th/sinbad7th6.jpg)
"That's the most severe case of Elephantidus I've ever seen!"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crabmonsters/crabmonsters2.jpg)
"Hey Maryanne, I've mixed up this new thing we should try; I'll call it, "Viagra!"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chocula/chocula3.jpg)
KISS tries to sneak through rural Ohio with a new disguises right after they ditched their make up.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/neonmaniacs/neonmaniacs2.jpg)
Inspector Gadget examines his sample for the new drug testing procedure.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Shadow on January 23, 2007, 11:08:33 PM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/uninvited/uninvited3.jpg)
"Uh...when you said that you'd show me your p***y...I kinda had something else in mind."

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manitou/manitou7.jpg)
"And here we have the boot cupboard."

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Torgo on January 23, 2007, 11:22:56 PM

(http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/05/seagal.GIF)
Steven shows the world the full extent of his acting ability.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: peter johnson on January 24, 2007, 12:06:32 AM

Clockwork:
Nice of you to use 2 from Robochic!!
peter johnson/denny gimp

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 24, 2007, 03:28:00 AM

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/anthropo.jpg)

If Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie had a child, and it craved baby flesh...

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/session9.jpg)

What it's like to watch Jaws: The Revenge caught in one picture.

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/ea2.jpg)

"Ahh... That took the edge right off my 'roids! Thanks!"

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/htg.jpg)

"Now this, Billy, is for busting caps. You follow me, boy?"

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 24, 2007, 10:33:05 AM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cherry2k/cherry2k6.jpg)
Molly says screw detention!

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greasers/greasers7.jpg)
"Dude, your Halloween costume is total ass"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/heavymetal2k/heavymetal2k1.jpg)
"Now for the ultimate torture...you're going to watch 'She's the Sheriff' until your brain melts!

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wildplanet/wildplanet4.jpg)
Off to Tashi Station to pick up some power converters.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wosat/wosat8.jpg)
"Being the Dungeon Master is good"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/microwavem/microwavem4.jpg)
Big Bird started letting himself go to Hell after he started hittin' the meth.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Flangepart on January 24, 2007, 07:18:10 PM

That....is awsome!
Oh yeah....gotta be a writer for MST3K...well, it that were possable...

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Ash on January 25, 2007, 04:56:22 AM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nothingthere/nothingthere8.jpg)

"Dirty mouth? Try Orbit Gum!"

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 26, 2007, 08:43:40 AM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sevengrand/sevengrand2.jpg)
"Yes grasshoppa, I will teach you Gopher Style™"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/apple/apple3.jpg)
Early Marylin Manson footage before he came up with a gimmick.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/brainarous/brainarous5.jpg)
"You might notice some hallucinatory effects after about 20 minutes"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cosmicman/cosmicman4.jpg)
"Now that we've mastered Physics we'll turn our attention to the other great mystery of life: women!"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crashburn/crashburn5.jpg)
10 Print "Lame ass 4-bit Coleco Vision Graphics"
20 Goto 10

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Ash on January 26, 2007, 09:01:18 AM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sharkhunter/sharkhunter6.jpg)

"When will people stop saying that I look like Hilary Swank!?"

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Texdar on January 26, 2007, 09:33:33 AM

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/tubarm.jpg)

"Billy, how many times have I told you not bathe in my jello???"

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 26, 2007, 09:56:33 AM

Hehehe all these are great everyone. Thanks for contributing. Hope there's a lot more to come.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Shadow on January 26, 2007, 10:35:25 PM

Quote from: clockworkcanary on January 26, 2007, 08:43:40 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crashburn/crashburn5.jpg)
10 Print "Lame ass 4-bit Coleco Vision Graphics"
20 Goto 10

Too funny! That caption really brings back memories of playing around with my Atari 1200 computer.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: LilCerberus on January 27, 2007, 01:28:20 AM

(http://hometown.aol.com/f1002890/Giac-Doll.JPG)
Of course, Lupita was happy with her new doll, but Santa was really hoping she wouldn't ask why Giacomo wanted one, too.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: LilCerberus on January 27, 2007, 02:51:35 AM

I figured I'd let this one speak for it'self.
(http://hometown.aol.com/f1002890/pfs.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Fausto on January 27, 2007, 06:48:51 PM

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/gallery2663.jpg)

"Would you like to pet my p***y...cat?"

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Andrew on January 27, 2007, 06:57:01 PM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fleshgordonii/fleshgordonii2.jpg)
Plans for the King Kong Fountain were scrapped over public safety concerns.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/futureforce/futureforce4.jpg)
David Carradine models the Wii prototype.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/terrorvision/terrorvision7.jpg)
I only do phone sex. I don't think turning on my webcam would be a good idea.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Doc Daneeka on January 27, 2007, 07:00:10 PM

Sadly, the best ones I can think of are,

(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8943/yumyum6xh.png)

SUCK MAH BALLZ BIATCH!

(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/total_recall-cohaagen-4.jpg)

A rejected attempt to add realism to the live-action looney-tunes movie

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Dennis on January 27, 2007, 07:18:03 PM

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bunny.jpg)

Caption included in picture

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Fausto on January 27, 2007, 07:18:22 PM

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/sh-crone-dvd2.jpg)

"If you thought the pics on my myspace page were hot, just wait till I take off the veil..."

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: That_Az_Guy on January 27, 2007, 09:38:37 PM

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/TheySavedHitlersBrain.jpg)
"Will it blend?"

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/killer-shrew.jpg)
"I can't close my mouth!"

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/ej_ep_mak02.jpg)
"15 tons and what do you get?"

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/destroy1.jpg)
Japan is set upon once more by the Soggy Banana-peel Monster

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/gamera2.jpg)
"Wow, that's a nice tooth I've got there, yup, real nice tooth."

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Shadow on January 27, 2007, 10:25:04 PM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/2019after/2019after7.jpg)
George's new mail order bride finally arrived.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/streettrash/streettrash1.jpg)
Unknown to most, before the trash can-dwelling Oscar the Grouch,
Sesame Street featured the unpopular Terry the Talking Turd,

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Dr. Whom on January 28, 2007, 11:24:09 AM

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/AlexFC/laserblast1.jpg)

Things went bad for Elliot when he met ET's evil twin

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: SaintMort on January 28, 2007, 01:33:47 PM

I"m mad at how many of these films I don't know what the pictures are from... becuase I want ot see them now! lol

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Doc Daneeka on January 28, 2007, 02:02:24 PM

check image properties on most of them

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Shadow on January 28, 2007, 05:55:12 PM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killtomato/killtomato3.jpg)
Barry Bonds' choice of cereal endorsment did nothing to quiet the rumors.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thebeing/thebeing4.jpg)
"Um...guys? The film's cheeze-o-meter just started overheating!"

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nukehigh/nukehigh5.jpg)
Cleaning the bathrooms after the cafeteria had served
quiche was Larry's least favorite part of his job.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Andrew on January 28, 2007, 07:19:56 PM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/frankenhooker/frankenhooker3.jpg)
This is your brain on Craftsman.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/squirm/squirm3.jpg)
Some people are too down to earth.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/unkorigin/unkorigin7.jpg)
Melanie Shatner's pest control service just never caught on.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Poogie on January 28, 2007, 09:53:34 PM

Archeologists have dug up some 10,000 year old bones that they believe is the first politician...... :buggedout: (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/cid_003b01c73789817983203c87f204ric.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Dennis on January 29, 2007, 01:00:34 AM

Can you hear me now?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/armydark5.jpg)
Unfortunately, she discovered too late that this was not the Verizon Network.

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Ash on January 29, 2007, 01:07:14 AM

(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/icepirates/icepirates4.jpg)

Lorena Bobbitt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbit) decided to start her own business...

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Dennis on January 29, 2007, 01:32:09 AM

Why yes , I use Pro-active solution, and Jergens Ultra Healing Extra Dry Skin Moisturiser. Thank you for noticing.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/still8.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Dr. Whom on January 29, 2007, 07:27:57 AM

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/AlexFC/fhicchickens.jpg)

After breaking the tribal taboos, Bongo was left to the Ravenous Chickens of Death

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 29, 2007, 10:33:40 AM

(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/FLICKS/isaiddanceb***h.jpg)
"I said dance b!tch!"

(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/FLICKS/munster.jpg)
The newest monster to join the Munsters – the tax man!

(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/FLICKS/superdisquise.jpg)
"Kal-El, that disguise is even more obvious than Clark Kent."

(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/FLICKS/jason_drivethru.jpg)
"Yeah I'll have a number 3 with a coke ...and super size the f#!k outta it!"

(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/DAVE/batlube.jpg)
"So Bats...did you bring the Bat Lube?"

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Poogie on January 29, 2007, 01:34:02 PM

I warned you about those toxic squirrels.....

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAA6BCYR.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Fun
Post by: Dennis on January 31, 2007, 02:33:06 AM

Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seat belts, this may be a rough landing.

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/airplane.jpg)

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