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Title: Epic fantasy smackdown: Gollum vs Noh-face
Post by: Fausto on January 23, 2007, 03:04:52 PM
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/noface.jpg)
Noh-face

Pathetic creature who wants to be accepted, but is really only interested in serving his own needs.

Origin Unknown.

Appears harmless at first, but eats large quantaties and grows to an enormous size; presumably has a nasty bite.

Becomes completely obcessed with a human girl after she had shown him some kindness.

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/gollum.jpg)

Gollum

Pathetic creature who wants to be accepted, but is only interested in serving his own needs.

Origin Unknown (may have been a hobbit at one time).

Has sharp teeth and claws, and will not hesitate to use them if provoked...unless his advisary is too great a threat, then he will hide and whine.

Becomes obcessed with a gold ring he finds at the bottom of a lake.


So...in a fight, who would win, and why?

Title: Re: Epic fantasy smackdown: Gollum vs Noh-face
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 27, 2007, 02:01:24 PM
Noh-face vs. Gollum

Noh-face, because of his size. The only way that Gollum would be able to win, is to stay out of Noh's reach, and hopes he tires him out.
Title: Re: Epic fantasy smackdown: Gollum vs Noh-face
Post by: Criswell on August 10, 2011, 09:37:08 PM
Noh-face would just eat gollum up.
Title: Re: Epic fantasy smackdown: Gollum vs Noh-face
Post by: Flick James on August 11, 2011, 01:53:41 PM
Noh-face would have the clear edge, but I might up the odds for Gollum if Noh-face represented some sort of obstacle to his precioussss.