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Movies => Bad Movies => Topic started by: Raven on February 02, 2007, 03:02:31 PM

Title: Frankenhooker
Post by: Raven on February 02, 2007, 03:02:31 PM
I was saddend no to see a listing for this little gem nor Zachariah, the first electric western with a really young Don Johnson
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: Andrew on February 02, 2007, 04:45:43 PM
There is no way I can ever possibly review every movie that should be on the site (unless someday I clone a few hundred Andrews).  However, I am happy to say that I am batting .500 for your post:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/frankenhooker/
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: Katie on February 02, 2007, 05:58:11 PM
Please do not ask my husband to clone himself.  One is enough!  Love you, hun.
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: Andrew on February 02, 2007, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: Katie on February 02, 2007, 05:58:11 PM
Please do not ask my husband to clone himself.  One is enough!  Love you, hun.

My wife is here!  Quick, hide the hookers!

Actually...what would it take to clone enough Katie's that I would (statistically speaking) always have one around that was not pregnant?  Any math majors in here?
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: sideorderofninjas on February 02, 2007, 11:21:13 PM

Was a math minor. 

Let x represent the mean average of clones...
In a year span, E=((x/12)/9)*C, where c represents the speed of light...

Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: Torgo on February 02, 2007, 11:23:11 PM
Didn't the VHS box for Frankenhooker have her eyes light up red when you pressed a button on the front?
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: peter johnson on February 02, 2007, 11:25:45 PM
Zachariah:
Bad movie written by The Firesign Theatre --
Frankenhooker:
Bad movie that took the wind out of the sails of ROBOCHIC in the domestic/US market.  Robochic stars Phil Proctor of The Firesign Theatre --
Mathematically speaking, we are all Bozos on this bus . . .
pj.dc
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: Menard on February 02, 2007, 11:29:27 PM
Quote from: Andrew on February 02, 2007, 06:10:36 PM
...what would it take to clone enough Katie's that I would (statistically speaking) always have one around that was not pregnant?

I think trekgeezer needs to have that talk with you about the birds and the bees. :tongueout:
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: Zapranoth on February 05, 2007, 06:06:26 PM
Quote from: Andrew on February 02, 2007, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: Katie on February 02, 2007, 05:58:11 PM
Please do not ask my husband to clone himself.  One is enough!  Love you, hun.

My wife is here!  Quick, hide the hookers!

Actually...what would it take to clone enough Katie's that I would (statistically speaking) always have one around that was not pregnant?  Any math majors in here?

I'm not a math major, but the math majors can help me out.

Everyone's a little different, but making the "average" assumptions... hmm.  It would depend on her cycle length and how often you guys do the deed.      :drink:

Assume twice a week (with little kids in the house!  ha!), normal cycle, etc.  Average fecundability for a couple that is thirty-ish (?).    Probability of pregnancy on the most fertile day... 40 to 50%.   2 days out of 7 on that given week.    (2/7) * (.4)  =  So a maybe 11% chance or so of pregnancy per month, with any given Katie clone, depending on the variables you pick.

40 week gestation, no early or late births figured on average.

So how do you then calculate it from there?

Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: Andrew on February 05, 2007, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Torgo on February 02, 2007, 11:23:11 PM
Didn't the VHS box for Frankenhooker have her eyes light up red when you pressed a button on the front?

I never saw a box like that for "Frankenhooker."  The ones I saw, you pressed it and it would say, "Wanna date?"

"The Dead Pit" had a zombie on the box cover and, if you pressed it, the eyes would blink.
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: raj on February 05, 2007, 07:28:21 PM
Well, if there are an equal number of Andrew clones and Katie clones, at the current fertility rate, I'd hazard a guess that perhaps 1% would not be pregnant at any given time.
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: Andrew on February 05, 2007, 07:31:15 PM
Thanks, guys. I was sort of looking for a situation where they was one of me, with "access" to a wife who was not pregnant.
Title: Re: Frankenhooker
Post by: Joe on February 06, 2007, 08:12:24 AM
they need to make some dvd packaging like the old 80's vhs boxes, with lights and sounds, more or less for that paticular movie whos original vhs box featured lights and or sound.