You've all heard this phrase before...
Just for fun...what do you think there oughta be a law against?
I think...
There oughta be a law against using the word "delicious" to describe anything other than food. :teddyr:
How about you?
Got any ideas as to what you think there oughta be a law against?
Write the words "There oughta be a law" and then write what you think after it.
Against film remakes of old TV series
Against infomercials. Either show real programming - reruns, old movies, news, sports, network repeats of prime time shows (aping what the cable channels do with their prime time schedules and play into the time shifting viewing thing that DVRs users do now) or go off the air during the lull hours. PAX/The I should not be allowed to only have about eight hours of programming and still make it on the basic cable tier of channels. And there are a lot fewer of us late night viewers but damn it, I want real shows not half hour ads.
Against celebrities with no real skills or talents in the entertainment field. If your only appeal is beauty you can be a model or a spokesperson for some products (do commercials) Not wasting our time trying to pretend you can act, sing, do comedy, design anything, etc. So goodbye Paris Hilton.
Against Donald Trump OR Rosie O'Donnell being recorded by any form of media (electronic or otherwise) or broadcast to the masses by any means.
I'll be back with more.......
Fixed my drunken spelling
There oughta be a law against jacking yer jaws with a casheir at a bank,store etc...as the people behind you have business to go about,while your mindless chattering can be done on your own personal time
There oughta be a law that keeps Motley Crew members from ever getting any public attention ever again in any media form.
QuoteI think...
There oughta be a law against using the word "delicious" to describe anything other than food.
Are you joking! I do that regularly in all daily conversation.
All commercials, every single one of them ....
I'm sick of hear every 5 minutes that I'm ....
... too fat.
... too bald.
... too limp in the willy.
... loosing my memory.
... have restless legs.
... a growing prostrate
... or any one of a 1000 of malities.
I hate with a passion drug commercials and stereotype commercials (Nutrasystem)
And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.
Just don't get me started ... I b***h about commercials more than I do taxes.
Against people wearing spandex who really should not be wearing spandex. Ugh.
Against people being famous for no reason -- Yes, I'm talking about you Paris Hilton. Get a job.
Against advertisers not mentioning that a remake of a classic is in fact a Remake.
Against People who refuse to watch a movie/TV Show just because it's black and white and then complain about it. There ought to be an even bigger law against colorizing black and white TV shows/movies.
I agree with the law against informercials. Maybe if they couldn't play those, the old classic horror hosted movie shows might make their proper return to late night TV.
Against those charities that never stop phoning you asking for donations.
There oughta be a law against that hamburger on your avatar because it looks absolutely delicious and I want one right now but if I eat it I'll have to live on Slimfast and go to the 24 hour gym for a month. Not only that but I'll have to brush my teeth for 2 minutes, twice a day with the new whitening, plaque removing, for sensitive teeth toothpaste.
I hate commercials also, they make me feel like I stink, have bad breath, my hair isn't the right color, my body isn't the right shape, and I'm not wearing the right underware.
There oughta be a law against commercials..... :question:
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
... loosing my memory.
I'm not one to harp on spelling too much, except my own, but this one struck me funny. Do they make a drug or treatment for when one's memory is on the loose?
Other laws:
Hate to sound like an old man, but wearing pants with a sag on purpose. If you have to hold them up with one hand when you run, then you need pants that fit better. A stupid fashion trend that has lived on way too long.
There oughta be a law fining talk radio hosts every time they contradict something they said earlier. A honest change of opinion is one thing, but spout off just to fill airtime, you owe us something for wasting our time.
Quote from: Yaddo 42 on February 05, 2007, 04:40:01 AM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
... loosing my memory.
I'm not one to harp on spelling too much, except my own, but this one struck me funny. Do they make a drug or treatment for when one's memory is on the loose?
Guess I'd better get those pills then huh? :buggedout:
There ought to be a law against:
taking a fine old black and white sci-fi/creature/monster type movie, putting in on late night TV and then editing for content :hatred: and to run in alloted time :hatred: and then showing 10 minutes of commercials for every 5 minutes of movie. :hatred:
Totally agree on that last one. The Sci-Fi Channel should be ashamed of itself for editing the original "Twilight Zone" and the original "Outer Limits" in the U.S. as well. At least most of the Canadian channels that aired those shows gave them more respect than that.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.
This could be a good year for you.
:teddyr:
Breast-reduction surgeries.
Just ain't right. Ain't... right.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.
He's dead.
Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 01, 2009, 12:14:59 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.
He's dead.
That won't stop him.
Seriously, turn on your TV and wait 20 minutes. Danged if you won't end up seeing a commercial for Oxi-Clean or Hercules Hooks or something.
The man simply can... not... die!!!
Myabe it's just tribute acts to Mays, like Elvis. Maybe there's a whole bunch of Billy Mays' in Vegas shows, selling Oxi-Clean.
Against any new reality TV shows. Let the existing ones die graceful deaths, then let's move on.
Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 01, 2009, 12:14:59 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.
He's dead.
I wrote this thread back in Feb. of 2007.
Doggett brought it back from the dead.
Quote from: Ash on October 01, 2009, 03:30:45 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 01, 2009, 12:14:59 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.
He's dead.
I wrote this thread back in Feb. of 2007.
Doggett brought it back from the dead.
Currently, I'm trying to bring James Belushi's career back from the dead.
...
It's a toughie.
Quote from: doggett on October 01, 2009, 05:18:20 PM
Currently, I'm trying to bring James Belushi's career back from the dead.
...
It's a toughie.
You'd probably have better luck bringing JOHN back from the dead. . .
I want a law against fat guys buying speedos. I'm a fat guy and even I think this it's wrong to even try to pull off wearing something like that. It's just seriously wrong.
Women over 300 pounds wearing bicycle pants. Especially bright green ones!
Anyone over 30 or at least 100lbs over weight wearing shorts that have the word "Juicy" written across the butt. If you are over either of these, you are too old and/or too big to be wearing something like that
Any fat guy from owning anything that says "No Fat Chicks". If you are a fat guy, you really have no buisness rejecting any woman based on their size.
People(women mostly) who wait until they are checked out and bagged to dig through their purse and get their checkbook.. FFS! you know you are going to write a check right? get started on it while you are being checked out, its not that difficult. And another thing, it doesn't have to be so neat that it takes five minutes to write, its a check, not a resume.
I swear a women did this yesterday at the store for a bottle of juice. im not kidding. There were 8 people behind her and she was writing a check for 2.50 item and taking her sweet ass time doing it. I think it was a deliberate attempt to p**s everyone off. :hatred:
White kids that call each other by the N-word. . . Even more so are those that can't understand other white people finding it offensive.
Quote from: doggett on October 01, 2009, 05:18:20 PM
Quote from: Ash on October 01, 2009, 03:30:45 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 01, 2009, 12:14:59 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.
He's dead.
I wrote this thread back in Feb. of 2007.
Doggett brought it back from the dead.
Currently, I'm trying to bring James Belushi's career back from the dead.
...
It's a toughie.
:bluesad:
I was hoping Vincent Price or John Candy would be next.
Quote from: meQal on October 02, 2009, 12:53:31 AM
Anyone over 30 or at least 100lbs over weight wearing shorts that have the word "Juicy" written across the butt. If you are over either of these, you are too old and/or too big to be wearing something like that
In all fairness to me... my butt is quite juicy.
Tends to leak, in point of fact.
Quote from: meQal on October 02, 2009, 12:53:31 AM
Anyone over 30 or at least 100lbs over weight wearing shorts that have the word "Juicy" written across the butt. If you are over either of these, you are too old and/or too big to be wearing something like that
Yeah wait! I have a problem with this law too! What about 12 year olds and/or underweight individuals with the "Juicy" butt pants? There ain't no juice in there and if there is you got no business drinking it! I think we should just burn all the Juicy pants. Anything with a word across the butt is an invitation to talk about your butt, but people who wear word-butt pants or shorts are always offended when you talk about their butt.
Wait, I would wear pants that said "Butt" on the butt though. And I promise not to get offended when people point out that my butt is there while I am wearing the butt pants.
Quote from: Paquita on October 06, 2009, 08:35:39 AM
There ain't no juice in there and if there is you got no business drinking it!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Oh, man, that's funny.
They should stop promoting what's on next at the end of a television programme.
Grrr....I hate the little pop up things.
The Telly guide tells me what's on next and it's not like the excitement is gonna kill me if I have to wait another three minutes for the programme I'm currently watching to finish, and then the continuity announcer to tell me what's next. :hatred:
against diet pills.
against "you're not skinny enough" advertising.
against anything that says "no fat chicks."
against Uwe Boll.
against pizza that promises extra cheese and does not provide more than an ordinary allotment of cheese.
against Hot Topic.
against celebrities using their celebrity status as a soap-box for their political/religious opinions.
Me very surprised dat no one mention me underpants yet. :teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: Trevor on October 06, 2009, 11:00:09 AM
Me very surprised dat no one mention me underpants yet. :teddyr: :teddyr:
That's because the thought of you with underpants on is a lot less scary than the thought of you without them !
Quote from: Trevor on October 06, 2009, 11:00:09 AM
Me very surprised dat no one mention me underpants yet. :teddyr: :teddyr:
That's because we all thought just
mentioning your underpants was already illegal.
Against taxing television.
Against forcing crapfest Cancon programs on to the Canadian airwaves.
Against shows like ET constantly bablbling endlessly on about the latest celebrity death and still dragging said individual's names through the muck.