I actually believe that Duane was absorbed by some sort of horrible plant creature from outer space and his site is now being run by a chlorophyll monster that's only weakness is needing to write its reviews during the day, when it can do so outside in the sun. I bet he watches movies with his feet in a bucket of water too.
http://www.bmoviecentral.com/bmoviecentral/reviews/Donovans%20Brain.html
(And, ha, I even typed "chlorophyll" correctly without using spell check.)