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Title: The kids aint all right.
Post by: KYGOTC on February 27, 2007, 05:11:52 PM
A really bad habit that horror movie makers have picked up in the past few years is trying to make small children scary.
The Ring.
The Grudge.
The Omen.
Hell, even the narator for the tv spots for "Lady in the Water" was some whispering kid.

NOT SCARY.  Just REEELY annoying. And this isn't a new concept. Look at that scene in "The Shinning". 2 little girls holding hands saying "come play with us" isn't even MILDLY unsettling.

I miss the good ol' days when people thought super natural monsters and other beasts were scary and made movies out of those. 
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: akiratubo on February 27, 2007, 05:15:21 PM
Little kids work for less money than stuntment in monster suits.  (At least, in their debut movies.)

I thought Samara was scary in "The Ring" because she was ... something ... but not really a little girl.
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: RCMerchant on February 27, 2007, 05:48:02 PM
There ARE exceptions!
Regan McNeil...the EXORCIST(1973)
The killer baby from IT"S ALIVE! (1974)
The mommy killing zombie girl in NIGHT of the LIVING DEAD(1968)....and the little basterd in BURIAL GROUND (1979)

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Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: Neville on February 27, 2007, 05:57:46 PM
I found the twins from "The Shinning" VERY disturbing.
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: Shadow on February 27, 2007, 10:41:06 PM
I find all children to be quite frightening.
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on February 27, 2007, 11:52:27 PM
Kids are the black hole.........
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: sideorderofninjas on February 28, 2007, 01:16:40 AM
Quote from: Shadowfyre on February 27, 2007, 10:41:06 PM
I find all children to be quite frightening.

Glad to know that someone else realizes the truth...
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: peter johnson on February 28, 2007, 01:31:14 AM
Really, the "ominous child" has been with us for quite some time --
You get waves & ripples -- after "The Exorcist" debuted in 1973, there were a plethora of imitations & "scary kid" movies to follow --
See "The Innocents", 1962, for a really really GOOD "ominous child" film.
peter johnson/denny crane
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: zombiedudeman on February 28, 2007, 02:42:09 AM
There needs be more awesome creature and mutated freak movies, slimy ones without any CGI. Stupid CGI pale skinned kids, they should get shot in every movie from now on.
Title: Village Of The Damned
Post by: Trevor on February 28, 2007, 04:24:02 AM
 :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

Really scary kids? Try Village of The Damned aka Children Of The Damned ~ the 1960's version, b.t.w.
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: Doc Daneeka on February 28, 2007, 06:48:49 AM
QuoteVillage of The Damned aka Children Of The Damned
No, the latter was a sequel.
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: Neville on February 28, 2007, 07:06:24 AM
I like John Carpenter's version as well. I really can't understand why it is so reviled.
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: Flangepart on February 28, 2007, 10:35:46 AM
Children are scary. To adults, and other kids.
Because they are animals.
And the attitudes of children are varied. Its the preditory one we fear.
That, and the idea that something smaller and weaker then us, can harm us. Yet, a snake is small compared to a man, but who wants to be bitten by a black Mamba?
No, not a black mamma! Lets leave Martin Lawrence out of this!
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: Torgo on February 28, 2007, 11:32:26 PM
Quote from: Neville on February 28, 2007, 07:06:24 AM
I like John Carpenter's version as well. I really can't understand why it is so reviled.

I thought that the direction was fine, but that movie was woefully miscast IMO.
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: ghouck on March 01, 2007, 12:07:13 AM
Children of the Corn. . Creepy kids for sure. . .
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: peter johnson on March 01, 2007, 02:28:51 AM
How could I forget "Children of the Damned", by John Wyndham, the same guy who gave us "The Day of The Triffids"?
One of the very great British Horror films ever made -- it has George Saunders in a very sympathetic role, after decades of playing faggy/sort-of Vincent Price-type cowardly villians.
Nah, the original black & white British original is superior to the Carpenter film, as much as I do enjoy Carpenter.  See numerous "remake-argument" threads here.
"The Midwich Cuckoos" is the title of the really superior book, in case anyone appreciates a good scary read here.
* * *
"Children of The Corn" I saw on the Big Screen when it first came out.  Something that has been cropped out of the VHS and DVD versions of the film, currently available, is the highly-visible camera crew following the car in the opening sequences.  Everyone in the theatre I sat with laughed out loud at that, and we are currently denied the pleasure.
All we have to laugh at now are puberty-ridden redheaded boys saying "Outlander! Outlander!" over and over again in a throaty voice . . .
peter crane/denny johnson
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: biff_debris on March 06, 2007, 06:10:53 AM
My fave will always be The Children (1980). Those little black fingernails, turning all that touch them into recently thawed Jimmy Dean sausage, were both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2007, 07:17:49 AM
The scary little ghost girl...who's very appearance means Death to all who see here,is oooooooone of the creeoiest if not THEE creepiest kid I ever saw in a movie,in Mario Bava's KILL,BABY,KILL.
Title: Re: The kids aint all right.
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 06, 2007, 01:09:11 PM
For me, children make better victims than villains, because they are yet unseasoned in villainies, but, having said that, here are a couple of films, where I found the children to be scary.

"The Lord of the Flies" (the British version)
"The Paperboy" (the title character)

And we should probably mention Patty McCormack in "The Bad Seed" and before her Bonita Granville in "These Three" or Karen Balkin in the remake of "These Three," "The Children's Hour."