Just picked this up the other day. Eh, I guess it's okay, I give it 2 slimes out of 5. I was enticed by the advertising:
SEE: Virgin sacrifice
SEE: Giant druids attack
SEE: The Lock Ness Monster
SEE: Evil motorcycle gangs
SEE: Out of control teens dance the Lambada
SEE: Tragic porn star Savannah take a long hot shower
Sounded incredibly cheesy, and it was. The movie starts out great, as a bunch of college girls walk around half naked in their dorm, Michelle Bauer takes a shower, Savannah takes a shower. Hey, I'm likin' this! Then we meet our main characters, and I didn't care for them too much. They're just not all that likable and the movie is so full of different plot lines that we don't get time to know them very well. They go to class, where we meet our archeology professor who is going to take the babes on a trip to look for ancient archaeological treasures. The school scene is played entirely for laughs, and it's actually rather clever. Then the girls head out into the woods, meeting a motorcycle gang on the way. Soon the babes are meeting an Indian who babbles about some stuff. One of them disappears. The motorcycle gang shows up, the Loch Ness Monster eats a biker, a giant Druid kidnaps a few of the girls in order to sacrifice them to prevent the end of the world.
Not bad overall, I just didn't think we got to know the characters well enough for me to give a crap if they lived or not. Some of the dialogue is pretty laughable, and I guess I have to give them credit for squeezing in a whole ton of ridiculous plot elements. I'd recommend it for a rental.
sounds to me like you didnt need to get to know the characters, the movie just sounds fun. i wanna try to get my hands on a copy and give it a watch.