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Who's your favorite character and why do you like them?

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You forget the rest of the evil table, the table's assassins, the rest of the blood sacrifices, Jelly Juggernauts, Dewy, Midway, Trevor (who probably isn't coming after all), Nguyen, the bulls and the hands (although they are all relatively minor at this point)

I just hope you guys are as amused by the story as I am.  The last 5-6 posts have me laughing so much I have tears in my eyes.  I can't believe all the puns and double-innuendo symbolism we have going on lol.  Anyway, great writing and very good humor ...we could use some more writers (cough cough looking at you forum regulars).  Don't be shy...wusses lol j/k.

I'd have to say that my favorite character is probably Aaron - he's the straight man of the main characters -almost always serious and damned determined, plus, he beats a lot of ass.  Volga is pretty cool too - not to often do we get an archtype character who's a Venusian Russian Viking Barbarian chick with medeval weapons who falls in love with Darth Brando lol.  Big Boss and his lackies are kinda funny but they don't have much personality really.  Jasmine's becoming one of my favorites -I always like the strong female types...yet she still has some character development coming I imagine.

And just for the record, Master Baytes has been morphed with a name change to: Master Baytes with Fists of Fury (lol) but that's a nitpick heheheeh. 

Yea, Aaron is pretty good even if he may just be a staight man spirit guide for Jin.  :smile:

Volga is indeed a pet favorite of mine.

Jasmine is coming along. We'll have to see how she does.

Marlon Brando is my favorite. Though I'm trying to steer him away from the whole "Darth" Brando thing as you may have noticed.  :teddyr:

Did Uranus exlode earlier? I better go back and check. Didn't intend for our cast to be stuck on a ghost planet, but anything is possible in the matrix of things.

I think the script could go farther with a few more writers. Is anyone else actually following the story? Feel free to add something...............

QuoteMarlon Brando is my favorite. Though I'm trying to steer him away from the whole "Darth" Brando thing as you may have noticed.

:bluesad: sorry. He did redeem himself before he died kinda.

Did he die?  :smile: Well, I haven't read the latest. I'll go and read it immediately Mr. Briggs.

As long as it was a noble death.  :smile:

A noble and appropriate death for the great one...... Marlon Brando. The scene between Lord Brando and Volga made me a little misty eyed.

What's this?  No votes for the pajama, slipper footed, smart one?   :lookingup: Well......I've never.. :teddyr: And Yes, I've been reading along.  :smile:

 :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :bouncegiggle:

1. I voted for myself :twirl:
2. I am still on my way ~ South Africa is a very long way from where ever the SPO film is set.  :teddyr:

BillC welcome to the storyline. Keep writing.................. :thumbup:

Trevor, how about giving us some storyline :smile: ?  The World and South Africa needs you. Without you and others the whole Universe could go under.

Thanks..........

 :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :teddyr:

I have done as thou hast requesteth, O Master of Yatta. :teddyr: South Africa cannot possibly hope to survive without me but it would do a lot better if I emigrated.  :teddyr:

I have to admit that my writing is so bad in this that I have to blame my parents for teaching me to read and write.  :teddyr:

Nice work there Trevor !

Looking good there Clockworkcanary !

Where you at Coryheldpen and Mr. Briggs? Still out there? We need some recaps.  :smile:

I've decided to take a small sabbatical to give others a chance after my triplethreat last chapter, but I hope to be back in the saddle soon. As for recaps, if you wish, I shall obey.

Well done Mr. Briggs.  :smile:

OK, I've completed the hellish task of posting the next recap with up-to-the-minute character development action. I hope to receive my just rewards for this action, but I doubt it.

Mr. Briggs, you did fantastic.....  :smile:

And who on earth voted for me?.. Thank you...  :smile:

Well... I attempted to write a bit.  :lookingup:

Wh...wh...where am I on the list? :bluesad:

Remember me? I'm the one with the whip forcing people to watch lesbians in chains; you know, wholesome stuff. :tongueout:

Still missing are the blood sacrifices (Celina, robot, Etc....), Odinn7, circus squirrels, goatee'd trooper, clockworkcanary, Master Hand Manos, and table killers (Scaramanga, Dale, Leon, Etc...). Also, Big Boss should be changed to Donald Prime and Evil Table to Original Evil Table.

Ok...
I've never read any of the story but saw myself in the list so I voted for myself.   :smile:

I'm gonna have to read the entire story.

Thanks for the updates, but the other sacrifices were a decapodian and a beast and the other killers were Dosu, Wikipe-Tan, Jackal, and Bunji.

Oh, BTW, I haven't said it before but I voted for Master Baytes because he's like Brando (group elder, wise and powerful), but not as official-like. Besides, the thought of Ben Stein as a body-hopping, double-entendre-named, kung-fu sensei cracks me up!

Since David Carradine was already playing someone else.... :teddyr:

Yep, I'll have to hand it to Master Baytes. He's doing a fine job.

The real Clockworkcanary made a good one with Odinn7 and his nutcracker are going to be big. It fits in perfect with the squirrel circus. To bad the real Odinn7 isn't around anymore to read about it. Dean made a nice follow up to that one.

Lord Brando seems to be in quite a pickle at the hands of Clockworkcanary. Not quite sure how our hero's will escape from Menard and Ashthecat. If I'm not mistaken Lord Brando holds a "key" that was given to him by Odinn7 just before they went below the sea.

Dean made a nice entry and I see Poogie and Ulthar are in the mix.

Karma for the kudos Scott, and thanks for the response!  It was a small writing role, but I hope to be more up-to speed soon...

I really have to mention though that whoever said that whenever Brando and Volga 'make love' that they dissappear is just genius.  Had me chuckling for a little while after.  I'd want to repress that image out of my visual cortex too if I saw that...

ANd yea, I see some real potential to the Nutcracker...  A mighty weapon of that sort in the right hands can be used to great effect!

QuoteI hope to be more up-to speed soon...

Whaaaaat? The recap wasn't good enough?

Quote from: Scott on April 04, 2007, 09:06:35 PM

Dean made a nice entry and I see Poogie and Ulthar are in the mix.

And now I have a complex.  Tried to set the stage for some of Jin's "interesting" backstory to be developed later and the whole thing has now dies!!   :lookingup:

Sorry guys; You can get Poogie to delete my post.   :teddyr:

Quote from: ulthar on April 05, 2007, 06:27:20 PM

Quote from: Scott on April 04, 2007, 09:06:35 PM

Dean made a nice entry and I see Poogie and Ulthar are in the mix.

And now I have a complex.  Tried to set the stage for some of Jin's "interesting" backstory to be developed later and the whole thing has now dies!!   :lookingup:

Sorry guys; You can get Poogie to delete my post.   :teddyr:

I know how you feel.......  :question:

Quote from: Poogie on April 03, 2007, 02:18:49 PM
MEANWHILE BACK IN CALIFORNIA

Poogie: It all started when I went to the swap meet and found this old script that looked really interesting, so, I bought it. I took it home and started reading it and PUFF, I was in another world of some kind. Strange things started happening and the strangest was that I was wearing a red blanket and carrying a fly swatter thingy. There were 2 people there who said I was carrying a spatula, I don't even cook.

Psychiatrist: How does this make you feel?

Poogie: I'm shocked, these people put me in a straight jacket and dragged me off to another place, I think it was some kind of boat house. There was somebody there called Celest and I could speak it's language.

Psychiatrist:How many languages do you speak?

Poogie: I only speak English and sometimes that gives me....Anyway they told me I had to delete a post of some kind...that they had to find someone named Brando to help me. All of the sudden it's like I'm in the Wizard of Oz and clicking my red ruby slippers.

Psychiatrist: Brando....Marlon Brando? Oh,......You're going to need many sessions of therapy my dear.....Continue.

Poogie: Next thing I know I no longer have my spatula and I'm standing in my kitchen starring at another Poogie....Isn't one enough? Of course my hubby is very happy. How do I get this other Poogie to get out of my....

Psychiatrist: Time is almost up, make it fast.

Poogie: How can I get rid of the other Poogie, she's driving me nuts, she's cooking everything in the house and using my bug killer weapon to do it. I'm finding bug parts in all my food and to top it off my hubby loves it. Although I do have a craving for pancakes. Oh, and another thing I can remember, it's something about Moose reproduction....it was out of control...there were thousands of them taking over the world and......

Psychiatrist: I'm sorry Poogie, your time is up, you'll have to come back to continue. As I said before, this is going to take a long time....You're just not right.

Don't get me wrong Poogie and Ulthar. Poogies therapy session was a real treat for me and we'll have to see who can build upon the childhood of Jin that Ulthar gave us. Sorry if I was pre-occupied with the "nutcracker".  :smile:

I actually got a big kick out of Poogies last post.

You'll notice I didn't have a lot of time to comment yesterday and made some quick remarks. No offense intended. Both your writings were better than what I have put up.

It's okay....didn't mean to make you feel bad.....you're still a cutie...  :wink: You're a very good writer, why do you think it took so long for me to write?  :smile: I had to live up to you guys.  :smile:

Quote from: Scott on April 05, 2007, 07:52:05 PM
No offense intended. Both your writings were better than what I have put up.

No offense taken, Scott....I meant what I wrote in jest. 

Now...write more zombie war action!!   :bouncegiggle:

Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on April 05, 2007, 02:50:26 PM

QuoteI hope to be more up-to speed soon...

Whaaaaat? The recap wasn't good enough?

:teddyr:

Come on, the recap could be SOOOOOO much better...

I mean, there's no pictures, no diagrams of the layouts of any of the buildings, no fan art of the Doomtroopers...

Mr Briggs, you are slipping!  :bouncegiggle:


Oh and yeah, I'm all caught up now: the recap helped me realise what's going on, but I like the little details in the story so I needed to read the whole thing properly.

Dean, Lord Brando and Volga do have unique powers. Below is one of my favorite entries. The scene went so smooth as the Jelly Juggernauts open fire on Lord Brando's ship with Jelly Clusters. Brando and Volga create a force field from the powers of their "kiss" allowing the ship to pass safely to the surface of Europa.

Quote from: Scott on March 21, 2007, 07:59:11 PM
Just then a fleet of Jelly Juggernauts started firing on Lord Brando's ship causing even the porcupines to run ramped throughout the vessel.

Lord Brando: "Jasmine, do you still have the Golden Spatula?"

Jasmine: "Yes Lord."

Lord Brando: "Volga, can you give me a kiss before we go in."

Volga kisses Lord Brando on the lips which creates a force field around the ship as they pass safely towards the surface of Europa with the enemies firing thousands of Jelly Clusters that perforate the heavens.

Wish I had some more time tonight to make an entry to the story, but it's time to go to bed. I have a number of things to follow up on with the latest post.

There are many parts throughout the story that are amusing.