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Title: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on March 31, 2007, 09:16:29 AM
Just found these two articles posted on another site.  They both are about the Fair Theater in New York City which is supposedly the last real surviving grindhouse.  I recommend reading the NY Post article first and then going to the second article.  Just a note, the second article does contain a bit of graphic language, but it's hilarious and well worth a read.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03282007/entertainment/movies/schlock_around_the_clock_movies_lou_lumenick.htm?page=0 (http://www.nypost.com/seven/03282007/entertainment/movies/schlock_around_the_clock_movies_lou_lumenick.htm?page=0)

http://moroccomole.livejournal.com/233663.html (http://moroccomole.livejournal.com/233663.html)


After reading the first article, I thought that the place sounded pretty cool.  Something I would check out if I visit NYC again.

After reading the second article....all thoughts of visiting the place have disappeared.
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: soylentgreen on April 01, 2007, 01:45:31 PM
Quote from: Skaboi on March 31, 2007, 09:16:29 AM
After reading the first article, I thought that the place sounded pretty cool.  Something I would check out if I visit NYC again.

After reading the second article....all thoughts of visiting the place have disappeared.

You gotta check out Bill Landis' "Sleazoid Express"(and Landis's attendant writings).

Wait a minute...with 2,600 posts here, I'm sure you probably have already. :wink:

I try to use the descriptives of "trenchcoat Popeye with a Lucky Strikes cough" as often as I possibly can.


Sadly, this Tarantino/Rodriguez GRINDHOUSE thing comes a bit too late to curtail the extinction level event that was Rudy Giuliani's administration.  :bluesad:
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on April 01, 2007, 02:02:58 PM
Thanks for the recommendation Soylent.  Actually, I've not read anything by Bill Landis.  Will have to check it out.
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: The Burgomaster on April 01, 2007, 05:40:03 PM
Let's organize a field trip to this grindhouse.  Everyone will need to submit a permission slip signed by their parents.
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: KYGOTC on April 02, 2007, 04:06:38 PM
Man, I'd LOVE to visit a grindhouse, but in New York? To far away. Maybe ill establish on in St. Louis. YEA! that would be AWXSOME!
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 02, 2007, 04:19:14 PM
I've been to a grindhouse before. They weren't showing a movie there but I got a good deal on a pound of ground beef. Sadly, I found out it was infected with The Thing symbiote.
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: raj on April 02, 2007, 08:05:28 PM
A friend and I went to see Misty Beethoven in DC a few years ago.  There were a couple of crack whores (female) around, and a guy a couple of rows ahead was getting some oral satisfaction.

Sorry, but there are some places I ain't puttin' my johnson.
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on April 02, 2007, 09:46:14 PM
I should check this out as I live in Queens!!

If you guys every come to Queens to see this drop me a line.
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: KYGOTC on April 02, 2007, 09:47:38 PM
Quote from: raj on April 02, 2007, 08:05:28 PM
A friend and I went to see Misty Beethoven in DC a few years ago.  There were a couple of crack whores (female) around, and a guy a couple of rows ahead was getting some oral satisfaction.

Sorry, but there are some places I ain't puttin' my johnson.

So there's a grindhouse in D.C.? Dang. still to far away.
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: Joe on April 03, 2007, 06:13:23 AM
i have a grindhouse near me in Asbury Park, NJ i belive its called the Benoit Theatre? ive looked up some listings, but there hasn been anything in a while that i would have liked to see.
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: RCMerchant on April 03, 2007, 06:31:14 AM
I saw alot of grindhouses in NYC when I was living there for a short while in the 80's...never went in one though. Saw Halloween in a theater in Queens though,on it's first release! With my Ma and brother Glenn.
  Manhattan really was a sh!thole(certain parts...down near 42nd st.NEVER went there at night. I was from Michigan! )I stayed mostly in the Bronx,and got drunk at Poe Park,near Fordum Road. I just watched CHILLER on channel 9, First time I saw DON'T LOOK in the BASEMENT and CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY with DEAD THINGS. I only lived there a year.,in 1979-1980. Lived on LI for another year in 84...saw RETURN of the LIVING DEAD at a drive in outside of Mastic-Shirley...(we called it Spastic-Squirlly.) Didnt' have a car...me and my brothers just sat on a hill just outside of the park,and watched it without sound...and got drunk.I got drunk alot back then.
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: Susan on April 04, 2007, 06:00:56 PM
this one comes pretty close http://www.originalalamo.com/ (http://www.originalalamo.com/)
My brother used to live in austin and damn if I regret not having gone to some of their showings...i remember reading the paper and seeing what was playing and wanting to go.

I only live 3 hours away but dealing with austin traffic is a hell of a thing so I don't think it's worth it unless i was on vacation or something. if I lived in austin I would be there ALL THE TIME, check out the link for "SIGNATURE EVENTS" to see the types of movies they show on certain nights.

Terror thursdays are FREE!
Sigh

They should open up more theaters like this in big cities. Austin, admittedly, is a very hip place when it comes to cinematic culture...and well, the arts
Title: Re: The Last Surviving Grindhouse?
Post by: Torgo on April 04, 2007, 10:50:08 PM
I might be visiting NY some this summer so I'm planning on trying to check out this place when I get there.