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Title: House of the Dead
Post by: DistantJ on April 12, 2007, 07:36:02 AM
lol, I just saw this film the other day, it was really terrible!

I might have to review this soon. Has anybody seen it yet? It's actually a BAD bad movie, not like, a cool ass B-Movie, just a really, really crappy film.
Title: Re: House of the Dead
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 12, 2007, 03:28:01 PM
It's still a better B-movie than the sequel.
Title: Re: House of the Dead
Post by: Torgo on April 12, 2007, 05:42:29 PM
(http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/thumbshigh.jpg)
Title: Re: House of the Dead
Post by: Trevor on April 13, 2007, 01:24:56 AM
 :buggedout:

Is that what Uwe Boll looks like?  :buggedout: (Trevor shudders)

:buggedout:
Title: Re: House of the Dead
Post by: DistantJ on April 27, 2007, 06:51:51 PM
Naw this is him:

(http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/cutenews//data/upimages/Movies/hotd_uwe.jpg)
Title: Re: House of the Dead
Post by: soylentgreen on April 27, 2007, 06:59:07 PM
Amazingly enough, I have yet to actually see an Uwe Boll film.  I'm not sure where that puts me in the scheme of things.  As a tried-and-true B-Movie fan, I know I'm sort of obligated to see at least one, I just haven't gotten to them yet.

Ok..well, actually I checked out some mpeg of Kristanna Loken screwing from BLOODRAYNE, but that was for "other" research.  :wink:
Title: Re: House of the Dead
Post by: Torgo on April 27, 2007, 09:20:27 PM
(http://www.nintendolife.com/images/original/articles/2006/02/02/uwe_boll_razzie_recognition/attachment/NinDS_UweBoll.jpg)

(http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/06/punchout_uweboll.jpg)

(http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/1-3-05.jpg)
Title: Re: House of the Dead
Post by: Trevor on April 29, 2007, 09:45:25 AM
 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Karma for DistantJ and Torgo: thanks for the laugh.  :teddyr:
Title: Re: House of the Dead
Post by: Jack on April 29, 2007, 10:00:52 AM
I got a huge kick out of House of the Dead.  Terrible movie but entertaining as hell.  And I liked the sequel a lot too!  Well I actually liked that Army babe in the tight T-shirt, but the rest of it was fairly palatable as well.

Bloodrayne wasn't that bad either, in comparison to a lot of Sci-Fi Channel Originals  :teddyr:  Oh yeah, it wasn't a Sci-Fi Original.

Haven't seen Alone in the Dark yet but I've heard it's Ewe's worst.  Kinda itchin' to get it actually.
Title: Re: House of the Dead
Post by: DistantJ on April 30, 2007, 03:47:42 PM
Thanks fer the Karma, Trevor  :bouncegiggle:

I've heard that Bloodrayne is actually a somewhat alright movie compared to the vaccuum cleaner's other films, I keep getting the urge to try it out. I rather like female vampyric heroines kicking ass in tight clothing. Underworld was a goodun. Plus I hear Meat Loaf is in Bloodrayne. I really think I aught to restrain myself though, after House of the Dead.