Curious George Visits the CDC
Curious George Goes to the Nuclear Plant
Curious George and the Alligator Farm
Curious George at the Fabergé Egg Museum
Any more ideas?
Curious George and the Creation Scientists
Curious George in Interzone (coauthor William S. Burroughs)
Curious George and the Banana Spider
Curious George Visits the P&G Research Labs
Curious George Plays in Traffic
Curious George goes to the Doctor Because He Has a Strange Rash
Curious George and the Ebola Inheritence
Curious George Learns What Killed the Cat
Curious George Meets The Sumatran Rat Monkey
.I AM CURIOUS GEORGE (YELLOW HAT)-George explores his sexual inner being...with the Man in the Yellow Hat.
.PLANET OF THE CURIOUS APES-the Man in the Yellow Hat is stranded on a planet of curious,mischievous chimps.
.The CURIOUS APEMAN- Bela Lugosi's expeirments with monkey glands turns him into a curious chimp.
Curious George Visits the Strip Club
Curious George Smokes Crack
Curious George and the Suicide Machine
Curious George and the Phials of Acid
Curious George and the Home for the Criminally Insane
Curious George gets a Spanking
Curious George Finds a Glowing Meteorite
Curious George and the Time Paradox
Curious George Meets the Brain Leeches
Curious George Worships the Devil
Curious George Against the Moon Men
Curious George Takes a Toke
Curious George and the Paternity Suit
Curious George Files For Bankruptcy
(he spent all his money at the strip club) :bouncegiggle:
Karma to Shadow for the Paternity Suit idea...LOL!
Curious George's adventures just keep getting worse and worse!
Can anything save him?
Curious George Gets a kick in the crouch
Curious George meets a hand grenade
Curious George and the electric fence
Don't forget Curious George Meets God When He Sticks a Fork in the Wall Outlet
.Curious George Goes to Africa Where US CIA Scientists Inject Him With a Highly Contagious Strain of the Plague and Goes Mad On His Return to the States and Infects All Around Him Untill the Whole World Dies Screaming in Piles of Their Own Erupting Blackened Bowels....(phew!) :smile:
. Curious George Goes to Bitburg
.Curious George Gets His Brains Ate
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 10, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
.I AM CURIOUS GEORGE (YELLOW HAT)
RC, I have been laughing for days over this. Well done.
Some other titles:
Andy Warhol's Curious GeorgeCurious George Adopts NihilismCurious George Gets Television
Curious George vs. Hitler's Brain.
Curious George has Two Daddies.
Curious George and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
(OK, I just clicked on Amazon to get an idea of titles for kids books; for ages 4-8 book #6 on the list was Lord of the Flies, followed by A Separate Peace. The Hobbit is #13. Now I read a lot as a kid, but I wasn't reading those books at age 8)
Let's see . . .
Curious George Gets a Casket
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
Curious George and the Girl's Locker Room
Curious George, 3 Bodies, and a Woodchipper
Curious George Visits the Sewage Treatment Plant
Curious George Meets the Africanized Honeybees
Curious George Finds a WWII Naval Mine
Curious George Becomes an Altar Boy.
with apologies to all the Catholics out there
Curious George Studies Quantum Physics.
Curious George Gets a Sex-change Operation.
Quote from: raj on June 13, 2007, 01:29:13 PM
Curious George Becomes an Altar Boy.
with apologies to all the Catholics out there
Along these lines:
Curious George, the Spanish InquisitorThe Adventures of Curious George and Nicolaus CopernicusCurious George Visits PurgatoryCurious George: Saint or Sacrilege?The Last Temptation of Curious George
We need someone with Photoshop skills to create a few of these book covers for us.
Curious George Dies Trying to Stick a Cork in a Pig's A$$. (Remember the old joke?....if not I'll retell it at the drop of a (yellow) hat!)
Do tell, do tell.
Oh and
Curious George's 101 Ways to Serve Monkey Brains
[Ha, I don't think I know that joke. You're killing me with the whole yellow hat thing! Ha]
Curious George and one too many acid trips later
Curious George: First Blood
Curious George and his brother Boy George
Curious George gets a little too curious which results in his demise
Curious George goes to a George Bush look-a-like contest and wins 1st place, even though the real George Bush was a contestant too
Quote from: raj on June 13, 2007, 08:13:27 PM
Do tell, do tell.
OK!-
Three scientists are doing weird experiments with a pig-they want to find out how long a pig can go without taking a dump.
So they train a monkey to do the dirty work...ie: sticking a cork in the pig's a$$hole.
So...they say to the monkey_"OK,Koko-put the cork in the pigs anus." Koko corks the pig.
After a month ...the pig is HUGE. It's guts are about to bust.
"ok,KoKo...Pull the cork!!!"
Bad move. The pig releases a huge,exploding barrage of pig shi!t all over the lab! It's a madhouse!
When the pig finishes unloading his arse(hehe)nel of doody,the Doc's stagger to their feet.
1st Doc:"Good Lord! That was amazing! The last thing I remeber was a load noise-and pig sh!t flying everywhere!"
2nd Doc:"I saw you two fall to the floor and take cover!"
3rd Doc: " Poor Koko! Last thing I saw was that monkey trying like hell to get that cork back in that pig's a$$!"
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
It was funny when I first heard it in the 3rd grade. :bluesad:
Quote from: Snivelly on June 13, 2007, 05:00:57 PM
We need someone with Photoshop skills to create a few of these book covers for us.
You asked for it! À la
Hostel 2. This color scheme damn near burned holes in my retinas...
(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/curiousgeorge.jpg)
FYI the sources were:
Curious George Takes a Train,
Curious George Visits the Library, and a mini Jess Franco marathon. Haha.
Curious George And the Perirectal Abscess
Curious George Loves Sylar
=)
Oh, Dodge! That is so wrong and yet so wonderful, thank you!!!! :bouncegiggle:
Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare.
(Note: Don't do it. You really don't want to see.) Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........
Quote from: Snivelly on June 13, 2007, 09:14:41 PM
Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare.
(Note: Don't do it. You really don't want to see.) Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........
Well, of course I
had to Google
Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse since you told me not to. And, uh, thanks for that. Here's one more Curious George cover for your viewing pleasure:
(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/curiousgeorge2.jpg)
Sweet, Dodge.
LOL RCMerchant.
Oh, and it's been danced around, but no one's come up with this title yet:
Bi-Curious George.
How about:
Curious George and his Green Card.
Curious George meets his dad George W.
Curious George gets adopted by a high profile celeb.
Quote from: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 10:57:55 PM
Quote from: Snivelly on June 13, 2007, 09:14:41 PM
Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare.
(Note: Don't do it. You really don't want to see.) Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........
Well, of course I had to Google Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse since you told me not to. And, uh, thanks for that. Here's one more Curious George cover for your viewing pleasure:
(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/curiousgeorge2.jpg)
This one is too funny!!!!
I'm laughing my a$$ off at some of the pervious entries, now let me get involved...
Curious George And The Poo Flinging Incident
Curious George...This Time Its Personal
Curious George And The Necrophiliac
Curious George Eats The Banana In The Man With The Yellow Hat's Pants
Curious George Joins PETA
Curious George and the Improvised Explosive Device
Curious George and the Iraqi Insurgent
Curious George and the Posthumous Decoration
(sorry, a little martial theme there, but hey, if Forrest Gump can win the Medal of Honor!?)
Curious George & the box of Altoids
Curious Georgs finally understands
Curious George III - This time, it's curiously personal
Curious George & Martin's principal of the indiference of sociallized financial architecture in a representive civic model
Curious George vs. Menard.
Ash Teaches Curious George How to Hang Toilet Paper.
Curious George and the Package Filled With Suspicious White Powder
Curious George Goes to Mexico and Drinks the Water
Curious George's Speedboat on Manatee River
few I thought of today...
Curious George And The Broken Condom
Curious George Becomes A Taxidermy Piece
Curious George, I Have Two Alpha Male Fathers
Curious George Gets Emasculated
Curious George Meet Abbot And Costello
Curious George Meets the Creature from Containment Unit X-759
Curious George and the Unlabeled Vial
Curious George Visits the Sperm Bank
Curious George's First Abortion
Curious George and the "Under the Sink" Cocktail
Curious George and the Barrel of 2-4-5 Trioxin
... and it's follow up title, Return of the Living Curious George
I've missed this thread so heres a few...
Curious George Takes A Limo Ride In Jersey
Curious George Runs With Scissors
Since I never chimed into this thread:
Curious George Reads The Necrinomicon
Curious George And The Great HIV Adventure
Curious George Pushes The Doomsday Button
Curious George Drinks Antifreeze
Curious George Plays In Traffic
Curious George Plays Russian Roulette
Curious George becomes the Terminator
Curious George and 300
Curious George and his DUI adventures.
Curious George meets the T-Virus
Curious George and the Meth lab
Curious George joins C.R.A.S.H
Curious George enters Animal Crossing.
Curious George In King Arthur's Court
Curious George Jumps Into A Volcano
Curious George Becomes A Fur Scarf
Curious George and the Opium Den
Curious George and the EMP generator
Curious George Tickles the Dragon
Curious George Visits a Brothel
Curious George and the Abandoned X-Ray Machine
Curious George Gets a Vasectomy
Curious George Leads the Ape Rebellion
And the live-action movie:
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/GEORGE.jpg)
(I can honestly say I don't know where I came up with this idea)
OK, when I photoshopped that movie poster together, I was mainly going for a funny combination and went for the first idea that came to mind.
After giving it further thought, however, Falling Down would make a great Curious George story. As Nick, the surplus store guy, would say, think about it.
On what is otherwise an ordinary day, the main character demolishes a convenience store, wreaks havoc at a fast food restaurant, plays with a rocket launcher, disrupts a construction site, and has many other wacky adventures, all while trying to accomplish some fairly simple goals (getting change, buying breakfast, buying boots, walking home, etc.)
Tell me that doesn't have Curious George written all over it.
Curious George gets da funky fingah
Curious George and His Hot Biology Teacher.
Curious George and Tony Glitter surf the internet.
Curious George Visit a Cult
This would work if it was back in the late 70's early 80's:
Curious George and His Adventures in Times Square (at night)
Curious George, As Told By Charlie Murphy (a.k.a., "I'm Curious George, b***h!!!")
How Curious George Became An Ashtray
Curious George Becomes Bush Meat
Curious George And The Transvestite Hooker
Curious George And The Vortex To Hell
Curious George Meets Rabid Dobermans
Curious George Sticks A Wet Fork In A Socket
Curious George Appears In A Geico Commecial (we may actually see that)
Curious George Appears On Iron Chef As The Secret Ingrediant
CURIOUS GEORGE and the DOLLS LINKED TO LEAD
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071108/ap_on_bi_ge/curious_george_recall (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071108/ap_on_bi_ge/curious_george_recall)
Curious George Gets Mentored By Ron Jeremy
Curious George And The Plastic Sugery Gone Awry
Curious George Proves The Scientologists Are Wrong
Curious George Investigates Transvestitism
Curious George Plays With Matches
Curious George Gets An STD
Curious George Spends The Night With Gary Glitter
Curious George Sets His Friends On Fire
Curious George Jumps Off A Bridge
Curious George Gets A Tumor
Curious George Chokes On A Pretzel
Curious George And The 75 Mile An Hour Buick
Curious George Gets In A Ferrari With Col. Frank Slade
Curious George Becomes Spinal Tap's New Drummer
Curious George: Life of a Gangsta. .
Curious George at the Do Long bridge. .
Curious George and the Descending Incinerating Space Capsule.
Curious George Does Dallas
Bi-Curious George and his life of lust
Curious George Gets Euthanized
Curious Georget does 10 for "Statch" (prison lingo for "statutory rape")
Curious George and the date that pushed him too far.
Curious George goes to a Rave
Curious George and the Turkish Prison
Curious Georger and the mission to Mars (Notice it's NOT "To Mars and BACK")
Curious George Gets a Job at a Cosmetics Company
Curious George Gets Entangled in a Wheat Thresher
Curious George Touches Himself at the Zoo
Curious George Meets "Mr Hands"
Curious George and the Bottle of Ether!
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/Tshirts/9CUW106~Curious-George-Ether-Posters.jpg)
Curious George Dates Jessica Lange
Curious George Gets A Pacemaker
"Curious George And The Miracle Flea Repellent";
"Curious George Goes To A Banana Republic";
"Curious George And The Fur Trappers"
Curious George and the Large Hadron Collider
Curious George Swallows His Cell Phone.
Hey, every five year old has a cell phone and they need a character they can relate to.