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Movies => Bad Movies => Topic started by: Bruce on February 21, 2002, 06:34:53 AM

Title: Predator
Post by: Bruce on February 21, 2002, 06:34:53 AM
Is there any truth in the rumour that this is a documentary filmed behing enemy lines in an undisclosed South American conflict? It may look glossy like a Holywood film but it is filmed in real time with real people.

"The Creature" by the bloke that wrote "Jaws" (Peter Blentchly?) is a true story too I've been told.
Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Frank N. Stein on February 21, 2002, 08:09:01 AM
yes

arnold schwarzenegger and jesse ventura are actually commando's in real life. whenever there's trouble, these two will jump to the rescue with their merry band of comrads.
Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Squishy on February 21, 2002, 08:25:50 AM
Actually, Peret Benencheletely's Great White is based on a true story. The half-man half-shark mutant hybrid wasn't actually killed, though, instead he works at a gas station in Middleton, Florida, where he earned "Employee of the Month" for six straight months. He has a wife, three kids, and a guppy named Suzette.
Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Bruce on February 21, 2002, 11:58:52 AM
The US government is going to have to keep a closer eye on the hybrid species it creates in order to win international conflicts. God knows what would happen if any of the mutant flying pirhana that were devised to beat the Viet Cong ever escaped into the beautiful warm waters around a tropical holiday island - one hates to think.
Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Jay O'Connor on February 21, 2002, 12:06:39 PM
The government would just send "Solo" down to kill the piranha,

but "Solo" would get eaten by the sharks from "Deep Blue Sea"
Title: Re: Predator 0, Blob 1.
Post by: Flangepart on February 21, 2002, 12:23:56 PM
I worry the Gummint might think flesh eating unicelluler orginisims were a neat research project to put in a space probe. Could inadvertantly land in a resort town or somein'. I don't wanna live in Antarctica!
Title: Re: Predator 0, Blob 1.
Post by: Bruce on February 21, 2002, 12:55:23 PM
Antarctica is bad enough what with the cold and the stinking penguins but bloody Kurt Russell lives there too - and he's got a beard!!

There is someTHING very odd about the whole place.
Title: Re: Predator 0, Blob 1.
Post by: Jay O'Connor on February 21, 2002, 01:00:16 PM
How about the deserts in Alaska?  (See Equalizer 200)
Title: Re: Predator 0, Blob 1.
Post by: Bruce on February 21, 2002, 01:15:44 PM
I didn't realise that Alaska was so homoerotic.........that's nothing like Northern Exposure!!
Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Cullen on February 21, 2002, 04:56:43 PM
Hey! I met him!
Title: Correction to my last post
Post by: Cullen on February 21, 2002, 04:58:24 PM
The "Great White" employee of the week guy, I mean.  Dumb joke, ruined by lack of clarity.  Cull-boy needs help.

(Premature posting zapped me AGAIN!)
Title: Re: Predator 0, Blob 1.
Post by: Skaboi18 on February 21, 2002, 09:42:20 PM
Heh....off topic...cool :)
Title: Re: Predator
Post by: FishStik on February 22, 2002, 12:13:34 AM
I Like Chickens!!!
Title: Re: Predator
Post by: J.R. on February 22, 2002, 01:09:16 AM
Actually, Benchley's The Beast is supposed to be true. Apparently he witnessed a Giant Squid (they have been proven to exist) and that's what inspired his obsession with sea creatures.
Title: Re: Predator
Post by: AndyC on February 22, 2002, 12:02:48 PM
So only the giant squid part is true? Please tell me the self-righteous a***ole from the movie is only fictional.