Try to come up with a funny caption to go with this picture of Ming talking to his daughter Aura.
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Being that is my avatar I'll go first ...
"What do you mean you're only 15?!!"
"So...what kinda reception do you get with that thing?"
"I understand that you are unhappy about the bore worms and being grounded. Shaving my head and messing with my eyebrows while I was asleep is still childish."
Don't give me those *but daddy* eyes. The last time you took the Flyer out, it cost me two planets.
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"My sweet ,lovely daughter. You remind me so much of your mother. Now behave or I'll have you killed too."
"Aura, can you run to the chemist and pick me up some Viagra? I've got a big date with Dale Arden tonight."
Well, I don't care what Tim Curry's parents let him do! No daughter of mine is going to prance around town painted up like some two-bit jezebel! Now wash your face!
You know, some time ago I actually thought about creating a board just for "create a caption" threads. Never did it though - perhaps we should?
Of course, I also tried to get one of the SMF (our forum software) developers interested in making a mod for a weekly trivia quiz (including keeping track of high scores and such), but that never happened either.
You should definitely create a "create a caption" board!
I'd post on it for sure.
After all, that's what we do when we watch B-movies...we make hilarious comments and ad-lib what the characters might say.
A board like that here would be great! :thumbup:
THIS WAS MY 4000'th post!!!
Great ideas Big A ...
Now for a caption ...
"Tilt your head a little to the left, cartoon network is still a little fuzzy."
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 10, 2007, 10:48:12 PM
Great ideas Big A ...
Now that's an interesting nickname for Andrew....Big A (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/happy-073.gif)
Quote from: Andrew on July 10, 2007, 10:38:16 PM
You know, some time ago I actually thought about creating a board just for "create a caption" threads. Never did it though - perhaps we should?
Of course, I also tried to get one of the SMF (our forum software) developers interested in making a mod for a weekly trivia quiz (including keeping track of high scores and such), but that never happened either.
I think a caption project would be an excellent mental exercise for us. Like a
picture of the day or something. A routine workout! And it might just be possible that in time the cleverest among us may begin to develop telekinesis or other impressive faculties.
On a side note there was a subversive movement a while back in NY called
The Bubble Project. The organizers had thousands of blank caption bubble stickers printed up and plastered them over ads and posters. They returned and photographed the results. Some of the better ones were published in a book called Talk Back: The Bubble Project (http://www.amazon.com/Talk-Back-Project-Ji-Lee/dp/0976224577/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-0284901-8538364?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1184128723&sr=8-1). You can also see a bunch on Ji Lee's website (http://www.thebubbleproject.com/). Very amusing. Haha.
Andrew, feel free to edit in your affiliate tag to the Amazon link. And then remove this invitation. And the sentence before it. And this one...
"Not bad, girl, but my bedroom eyes still trump yours!!"
"They had some real bargains at Liberace's yard sale."
Quote from: Menard on July 10, 2007, 10:54:48 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 10, 2007, 10:48:12 PM
Great ideas Big A ...
Now that's an interesting nickname for Andrew....Big A (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/happy-073.gif)
Just takes to long to type out those 2 extra letters ... will 1 if you count the space.
Emperor Ming: "Foolish girl! You did not know that your father is the intergalactic staring contest champion, did you?! I will never BLINK!"
Your mother is going to be furious when she sees what you did with her rocketship's hood emblem.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: You are not getting a MTV "Sweet 16" party.
Listen to me, you ungrateful little troll! I haven't spend my entire life becoming Emperor of the Universe, just so you can go squander it away on wild parties and funny hat. If that's what you think, you've got another thing coming!!
"My name is Ming . . . and this is my wang."
Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 11, 2007, 12:11:00 AM
"They had some real bargains at Liberace's yard sale."
I think this should be the winner for this pic.
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"Oh my god!!!!, Did you cut the CHEESE, my evil daughter??"
"No; evil dad; that was was you!!! You may be the emporer, but the one who smelt it, dealt it!!!"
Take her back to the Philippines, all she does is stare at me.
Do you realize how much money we will make on sales of action figures alone?
Quote from: Ash on July 10, 2007, 05:10:08 PM
Try to come up with a funny caption to go with this picture of Ming talking to his daughter Aura.
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Let's not blow up earth just yet. The martha stewart program is about to come on.
She disturbs me
I like it very much
Quote from: BlackAngel75 on July 11, 2007, 11:46:13 PM
Take her back to the Philippines, all she does is stare at me.
ROFL. Karma!!
Quote from: ulthar on July 12, 2007, 09:33:23 PM
Quote from: BlackAngel75 on July 11, 2007, 11:46:13 PM
Take her back to the Philippines, all she does is stare at me.
ROFL. Karma!!
I have to agree, this one cracked me up.
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"At bare midriffs, I draw the line! You will not leave
this fortress until you look decent, young lady!"
Ming: Did you know that I almost named you Susan?
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Was that you? Who did that? Somebody open a window!
And if I catch you playing "Red Rocket" with the dog again I will spank you with your own crown! We may be evil, but that's just gross! And don't you arch your eyebrows at me!