I don't want you guys to drown in my caption enthusiasm, so I'll restrict myself to starting one thread a week. :teddyr:
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Eraserhead - dir. David Lynch (1978)
players: Mary and Henry X
Quote
Mary: I must admit, I'm not terribly familiar with The Book of Mormon, no.
Mary: "Didn't I give you money to have your hair cut?"
Mary: "Damn it Harry, are you trying to scan me again?!"
Mary: "I bleached my hair to match the drapes. Now are you happy?"
Mary: "You had me at hello..."
"Kramer from Seinfeld! So nice to see you!"
Or, to go on Ash's post...
"Kramer from Seinfeld!... wow... you're much shorter in person, aren't you?"
And the staring contest championships are under way!
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Henry: I'm envisioning 4 numbers do you know what they are?
Mary: Yes, I think so ...
Henry: Well tell me!
Mary: Is it ... 2 ... 4 ... 1 ... 6?
Henry: Egad! Your a genius!
Mary: Oh Henry!
Henry: A candy bar??? :question:
Mary: No Henry, you, your pen pocket protector, has got me ... so ... you know.
Henry: Eager to multiply?
Mary: On Henry!
Henry: I'll get my slide rule.
She: Yes, Master?
He: Jeannie, I need your help; Dr. Bellows is coming over and he must NOT see me like this.
Quote from: ulthar on July 12, 2007, 03:24:24 PM
She: Yes, Master?
He: Jeannie, I need your help; Dr. Bellows is coming over and he must NOT see me like this.
LOL, my first thought was "I Dream of Jennie" too. I had a caption about a costume party with her going as Jennie and him as Kramer ... then I opted for the mind reader.
She: "The long nozzle thing on the leaf blower goes downwards, away from you."
Him: "Well, I'd never used one before."
I can't believe we lost the Edward Scissorhands look-a-like contest
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I just found out Don King is my real dad.
"Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes. Not around the eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes... You're under."
I'm not leaving until you tell me what you put in my shampoo
I loved you as the voice of Roger Rabbit. What happened to your career after that?
Brad Dourif vows never to call this escort service ever again.
" What?! Oh my gawd! Your...my ...sister?! Well...that explains a lot!"
Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 03:15:02 AM
I loved you as the voice of Roger Rabbit. What happened to your career after that?
Brad Dourif vows never to call this escort service ever again.
+ Karma for trivia geekery.
**Stare at each other for 5 min.**
Becky: "Oh, Art! Is that the Sound of Silence?!"
"Oh Rughead, I love you. I don't care if you do hang out with a bunch of carjackers."
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 12, 2007, 03:10:33 PM
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Excuse me, ma'am.. could I trouble you for a glass of water? My Chia head is thirsty.
Other men go blind when they do that Henry...you just get weird hair.
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Mary: what about my glass of water?
Henry: I give up, what about your glass of water?